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People who make not liking turkey their entire personality

157 replies

snoopfroggydawg · 17/12/2024 14:22

They're annoying aren't they?

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RoadToBeverly · 17/12/2024 23:45

The title made me laugh. Entire personality 😁

crouchendtigerr · 17/12/2024 23:49

Here I am. Never do turkey

Lilyhatesjaz · 17/12/2024 23:53

I don't like turkey unless it's dinosaur shaped. We will be eating chicken for Christmas dinner

BottomsByTheirTops · 18/12/2024 04:46

We raise our own Bronze turkeys, geese too.
High welfare raised with care.
They make excellent eating - full of flavour, succulent and as far removed from white turkey as a Bird's Eye burger is from rib of beef.
Roast on a high heat, short time till medium rare.
Food of the Gods - so looking forward to our Christmas dinner!

Imissmypuppy · 18/12/2024 06:12

I feel the same way about high welfare turkey - it’s the only one we have tried at home - it was still dull - but you know what ever makes you happy. We’ve having roast pork and crackling this year - we vary from year to year - anything but turkey - it’s our Christmas theme.😋😂

Edingril · 18/12/2024 06:16

I want to know how it tastes different to chicken

And why are people so passionate about 1 food of the many people can can have as no one is forced to have it

Zippedydodah · 18/12/2024 06:23

I’ve never enjoyed Christmas dinner, let alone turkey, but I certainly don’t bang on about it 🙄

CyranoDeBergerQuack · 18/12/2024 07:18

YaWeeFurryBastard · 17/12/2024 17:34

Me too. My immediate thought of people that “don’t like turkey” is that they’re rubbish cooks.

How arrogant

CyranoDeBergerQuack · 18/12/2024 07:22

Turkey is not traditional at Christmas in England. Goose was the bird of choice.
Turkey is an inedicle import, helped by the marketing nouse of Bernard Matthews.
And @YaWeeFurryBastard, I can cook. I just choose to cook food I like, not what some marketing bod has insisted is the only thing to have.

TruffleShuffles · 18/12/2024 07:37

DelicateSoundOfEchos · 17/12/2024 21:20

Even the very best cooked turkey will never compare to well cooked beef or lamb. It seems really weird to choose something so meh for a celebratory meal.

However, I just quietly get on with eating what I like and leave others to theirs.

This. Then people try to explain how to get the best cooked turkey and it involves buttering, basting and shit load of other nonsense whereas a good cut of any other meat just needs to be cooked at the right temperature for the right amount of time to be perfect.

I can eat turkey but whenever I do cook it on Christmas Day I’m always a bit disappointed in the first bite when I remember that I could have just cooked a meat I prefer. Luckily I do a porchetta joint too so most of the turkey ends up on sandwich’s the next day where it is pretty delicious cold and with stuffing.

MyGladBiscuit · 18/12/2024 07:39

CyranoDeBergerQuack · 18/12/2024 07:18

How arrogant

@YaWeeFurryBastard would you say stuff like that in front of children? just curious

YaWeeFurryBastard · 18/12/2024 07:46

CyranoDeBergerQuack · 18/12/2024 07:18

How arrogant

It’s not arrogant…I think you need to have a wee look in the dictionary 🙄. It’s traditional for our family (and many others) and has been for years. Turkey IMO is just like a more flavourful chicken when it’s a decent quality and cooked well, that’s why some people get rather eye rolly at the incessant chatter about it being “dry and tasteless”, it’s really not if you buy good meat and cook it well.

YaWeeFurryBastard · 18/12/2024 07:47

MyGladBiscuit · 18/12/2024 07:39

@YaWeeFurryBastard would you say stuff like that in front of children? just curious

What an odd question. Of course I don’t make disparaging comments about other people’s cooking in front of children (or anyone else really), hence why I use the word thought in my post instead of “announced in the town square”. HTH.

MyGladBiscuit · 18/12/2024 07:57

YaWeeFurryBastard · 18/12/2024 07:47

What an odd question. Of course I don’t make disparaging comments about other people’s cooking in front of children (or anyone else really), hence why I use the word thought in my post instead of “announced in the town square”. HTH.

good to keep those kinds of bitchy comments in your thoughts

MyGladBiscuit · 18/12/2024 08:05

YaWeeFurryBastard · 18/12/2024 07:46

It’s not arrogant…I think you need to have a wee look in the dictionary 🙄. It’s traditional for our family (and many others) and has been for years. Turkey IMO is just like a more flavourful chicken when it’s a decent quality and cooked well, that’s why some people get rather eye rolly at the incessant chatter about it being “dry and tasteless”, it’s really not if you buy good meat and cook it well.

so your “immediate thought” is that they’re shit at cooking rather than they may just not like Turkey

interesting

etonmessedup · 18/12/2024 08:06

I know the type! And I honestly don't get the "turkey is dry" thing. I like it. Suspect the turkey is dry people are also the "hate brussel sprouts people, who boil them for 5 hours.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 18/12/2024 08:12

CyranoDeBergerQuack · 18/12/2024 07:22

Turkey is not traditional at Christmas in England. Goose was the bird of choice.
Turkey is an inedicle import, helped by the marketing nouse of Bernard Matthews.
And @YaWeeFurryBastard, I can cook. I just choose to cook food I like, not what some marketing bod has insisted is the only thing to have.

No. This article is very interesting on this point. Turkeys started to be bred in England in the 1500s and were a staple on the Christmas dinner table before Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol.

https://blogs.loc.gov/folklife/2021/12/scrooges-prize-turkey-victorian-christmas-foodways-in-dickenss-a-christmas-carol/

Scrooge’s Prize Turkey: Victorian Christmas Foodways in Dickens’s “A Christmas Carol” | Folklife Today

This post is part of an occasional series about ethnography and folklore in Dickens’s A Christmas Carol.  Find the whole series here! In our last look at the foodways of Dickens’s classic story A Christmas Carol, we examined the joy the Cratchits take...

https://blogs.loc.gov/folklife/2021/12/scrooges-prize-turkey-victorian-christmas-foodways-in-dickenss-a-christmas-carol

ToffeePennie · 18/12/2024 08:17

I was generally making small talk yesterday with a client, we were discussing Christmas dinner. I mentioned I’m not a big fan of turkey so instead we will get a leg of lamb. She looked at me like I’d shot a kitten in front of her, “how can you not have turkey? It’s traditional”
we had about 5 mins of the appointment left so I said “lucky you, you can have my share of the turkey” and smiled and bean dipped my way out of there, but she still looked enraged.
surely it’s a good thing? More turkeys for the turkey eaters, goose for real traditionalists and lamb/beef/pork/nutloaf or whatever for everyone else!

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 18/12/2024 08:19

TruffleShuffles · 18/12/2024 07:37

This. Then people try to explain how to get the best cooked turkey and it involves buttering, basting and shit load of other nonsense whereas a good cut of any other meat just needs to be cooked at the right temperature for the right amount of time to be perfect.

I can eat turkey but whenever I do cook it on Christmas Day I’m always a bit disappointed in the first bite when I remember that I could have just cooked a meat I prefer. Luckily I do a porchetta joint too so most of the turkey ends up on sandwich’s the next day where it is pretty delicious cold and with stuffing.

I don't roast meat all that often as the other members of my household are tending towards pescetarianism, but if I were going to roast a large prime joint of beef or lamb, given the enormous cost, I certainly wouldn't just be taking it out of its wrappings, putting it in a roasting tin and into the oven for the prescribed time and nothing else. Roasting any meat surely involves a few preparatory steps and care and attention in the cooking, as with any other form of cooking.

Tastes vary, I get that, but it does seem a bit perverse that those who have never been given roast turkey they've enjoyed are so insistent that this means it's inedible for everyone.

Imissmypuppy · 18/12/2024 08:26

MyGladBiscuit · 18/12/2024 08:05

so your “immediate thought” is that they’re shit at cooking rather than they may just not like Turkey

interesting

People seem to be uniquely shit at cooking turkey, they seem to manage just fine with all the alternatives😂

MyGladBiscuit · 18/12/2024 08:32

Imissmypuppy · 18/12/2024 08:26

People seem to be uniquely shit at cooking turkey, they seem to manage just fine with all the alternatives😂

Anyone cooking for me a bloomin thing…. i’m grateful, happy and love sitting with my family.

Could serve me tinned sardines and i’d be grateful and probably think delicious

YaWeeFurryBastard · 18/12/2024 08:36

MyGladBiscuit · 18/12/2024 08:05

so your “immediate thought” is that they’re shit at cooking rather than they may just not like Turkey

interesting

When they state it’s dry and tasteless like it’s a fact then yes, I assume they’ve never eaten a properly cooked one.

MyGladBiscuit · 18/12/2024 08:41

YaWeeFurryBastard · 18/12/2024 08:36

When they state it’s dry and tasteless like it’s a fact then yes, I assume they’ve never eaten a properly cooked one.

So someone else could have been the shit cook! 😆

Dontlletmedownbruce · 18/12/2024 08:46

I'm not a fan of it but I honestly don't feel the need to vocalise it, no one gives a shit in the overall scheme of things. Guess what world, I don't like mushrooms either.

I know someone like this but it wasn't just turkey, she didn't do any traditions but always with an air of superiority. And always fake surprised if anyone else did 'you're cooking turkey? For Christmas?' 'Your kids dress up at Halloween?' Etc

Sharptonguedwoman · 18/12/2024 08:55

EveryOtherNameTaken · 17/12/2024 17:26

🤣

Yes. Going going on about it's dry. That's what gravy, cranberry sauce and bread sauce are for.

Then it's onto the lack of flavour - see above.

Price - it's once a year.

It really is entire personality thing 😂

Hmm. As part of my job I ate an awful lot of turkey dinners. i never complain about food cooked for me but it absolutely was not my choice. I don't rate turkey at all and would never buy it. It's just a dull meat. One organisation I belong to now has a Christmas lunch, £20+ for turkey or vegetarian. I have to admit I chose not to go. £20 for a meal I don't like much is too much.

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