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TW death etc I think it’s a conspiracy theory but I’m afraid to google!

593 replies

SensibleSigma · 07/11/2024 17:10

someone was telling me about embalmers having to pull ‘stuff’ out of the veins since Covid/vaxines.

My natural instinct is to declare it total guff. Generally I’d use snopes or similar. But I don’t want to read conspiracy nonsense!

Are we experiencing unusual deaths since Covid/vaccines? I have a relative with an unexpected, unusual heart condition.
Could anyone oblige with actual information rather than conspiracy theories? To be honest I think I am being v v unreasonable to ask but I’m mulling on it.

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EnjoythemoneyJane · 07/11/2024 18:05

SensibleSigma · 07/11/2024 17:47

I am thoroughly immunised and happy to present my arm for anything offered. I’m sheeple, me.

I was just having a bad moment in a bad day. 😅 Normal rational service will resume- though I’m still worried about a mis behaving elder and a young relative that collapsed needing CPR at work and a trip in a neenaw .

It’s been a fucking awful day and I’m now in a hot bath on the right side of a large gin.

We all have days like this, OP, but IMHO disappearing down a rabbit hole of rabid paranoid BS is unlikely to make you feel any better 😂

Drink your gin, decompress, stay off google.

RockyRogue1001 · 07/11/2024 18:07

I'm not sure if I'm preferring the wit and writing of the kind on mner I used to see in the old days, or the serious responses from the hard of thinking/humourless

TheBerry · 07/11/2024 18:10

WooleyMunky · 07/11/2024 17:35

The 'red stuff' was most likely blood.
Probably avoided touching it as a matter of routine hygiene.

And starting anything with 'I swear this is true' tends to be as believable as a 14yr old boy launching a story about this model that met on holiday with his parents but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her.

Girl

Bluenoodles · 07/11/2024 18:10

MeowCatPleaseMeowBack · 07/11/2024 17:28

I know people will dismiss this as an anecdote but I swear it's true.

I've had several COVID vaccines. Last month I went to the doctor with strange symptoms - racing heart, fatigue, breathlessness. He seemed alarmed and sent me down this long corridor to a woman in a lab coat, mask, gloves, the works. She stuck a needle in my vein and I swear, SO MUCH red stuff came out. Four whole tubes of it. She was very careful not to touch the red stuff and handled the tubes very carefully. She put them in an unmarked bag. It seemed a well practiced process, as if she sees this stuff all the time.

I asked what was wrong with me and she wouldn't look me in the eye. Said I'd have to wait for a call.

I'm very scared.

Omg . Something similar happened to me. What can it mean 😳

ObtuseMoose · 07/11/2024 18:12

WooleyMunky · 07/11/2024 17:35

The 'red stuff' was most likely blood.
Probably avoided touching it as a matter of routine hygiene.

And starting anything with 'I swear this is true' tends to be as believable as a 14yr old boy launching a story about this model that met on holiday with his parents but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her.

Is the stuff they're pulling out this posters sense of humour?

Mizzarde · 07/11/2024 18:15

Wednesdaysdrag · 07/11/2024 17:52

So the people doing any of the post mortems haven’t noticed this.

But the embalmers have. And the embalmers some how just know it’s due to the vaccine?

It's because of that extensive medical training the embalmers have. They've got to make sure the bodies stay dead, you know.

StopStartStop · 07/11/2024 18:16

I think you are correct, OP. So much so that I recently had my flu and covid jabs (free to over 65s - the deader you are the better from government's point of view) as a kind of slow suicide.

Not joking. Look at Dr John Campbell on YouTube.

ClytemnestraWasMisunderstood · 07/11/2024 18:17

MissMoneyFairy · 07/11/2024 17:21

What stuff are they pulling out

A thrombosis (clot) can cause a stroke or heart attack. The cot is comprised of blood cells, lymph waste products, and usually fatty tissue.

Justcallmebebes · 07/11/2024 18:17

WooleyMunky · 07/11/2024 17:35

The 'red stuff' was most likely blood.
Probably avoided touching it as a matter of routine hygiene.

And starting anything with 'I swear this is true' tends to be as believable as a 14yr old boy launching a story about this model that met on holiday with his parents but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her.

And straight over your head Grin

kittensinthekitchen · 07/11/2024 18:20

MissMoneyFairy · 07/11/2024 17:38

How will they call you if the red stuff was put in an unmarked bag

Probably using the phone

Katemax82 · 07/11/2024 18:20

pointswinprizes · 07/11/2024 17:19

Why are people so dumb about a bloody vaccine? If you’d rather have the disease then go for it 🙄

I haven't had the vaccine or the disease

Suzuki70 · 07/11/2024 18:21

kittensinthekitchen · 07/11/2024 18:20

Probably using the phone

I just burst out laughing at this!

Dayfurrrrit · 07/11/2024 18:22

I hadn’t come across this website before. It is brilliant, so thank you!

Mansionscoldandgrey · 07/11/2024 18:22

I think they have to remove the microchips that were in in the vaccine to ensure you don't explode if you're cremated 🙄

Summernightsinthe21stcentury · 07/11/2024 18:23

What a very funny thread, it has cheered me up after all the doom and gloom of Trump and whatever.
I had a similar experience with red stuff coming out of my knee when I fell over the other day. Bloody cat. But it suddenly stopped pouring out.
I don't know what to do now.

SoNiceToComeHomeTo · 07/11/2024 18:25

MeowCatPleaseMeowBack · 07/11/2024 17:28

I know people will dismiss this as an anecdote but I swear it's true.

I've had several COVID vaccines. Last month I went to the doctor with strange symptoms - racing heart, fatigue, breathlessness. He seemed alarmed and sent me down this long corridor to a woman in a lab coat, mask, gloves, the works. She stuck a needle in my vein and I swear, SO MUCH red stuff came out. Four whole tubes of it. She was very careful not to touch the red stuff and handled the tubes very carefully. She put them in an unmarked bag. It seemed a well practiced process, as if she sees this stuff all the time.

I asked what was wrong with me and she wouldn't look me in the eye. Said I'd have to wait for a call.

I'm very scared.

Oooooh! Scary.

Rosscameasdoody · 07/11/2024 18:25

MissMoneyFairy · 07/11/2024 17:21

What stuff are they pulling out

Similar stuff as the ‘alien abductors’ inserted into their victims if you take any notice of the vast number of nonsense conspiracy theories.

samarrange · 07/11/2024 18:25

StopStartStop · 07/11/2024 18:16

I think you are correct, OP. So much so that I recently had my flu and covid jabs (free to over 65s - the deader you are the better from government's point of view) as a kind of slow suicide.

Not joking. Look at Dr John Campbell on YouTube.

Edited

Dr John Campbell (not a medical doctor - he is a retired nurse who also has a PhD) enjoyed about 3 months of brief fame at the start of Covid, where he gave solid advice on his YouTube channel on how to protect yourself.

Then he noticed that the videos where he mentioned conspiracy theories — even in passing, even if he debunked them — got a lot more views and likes. And, just as points mean prizes (©ISIHAC), so views and likes mean money. Lots of money.

And so John started pumping out krazy kontent for Kovid konspiracy kranks, leveraging his initial fame from the good stuff, and making close to £1 million a year doing so. Maybe a bit less these days, but he's still coining it. It's all been very sad to see. The man is an utter charlatan with zero credibility in scientific circles.

Galatine · 07/11/2024 18:29

Nikitaspearlearring · 07/11/2024 17:16

DH was told this by someone at his DF's old people's home who had been talking to a funeral director, allegedly.

Edited

Allegedly is spot on. it's aways someone who spoke to someone whose related to a man who knows a scientist who's married to a doctor who's cat ran up our alleyway.

Get a grip OP.

SquirrelSoShiny · 07/11/2024 18:30

I'm loving this thread 😂 That said OP I'm happy that you're more relaxed now. 'Gin and a bath' is an underestimated cure for many things! Flowers

CookieMonster28 · 07/11/2024 18:30

I'm by no means an anti vaxxer - have had myself...but I did listen to the podcast about this and it was certainly good for thought! It's also got an interesting stance on fertility rates etc and anecdotally women have reported changes to their menstrual cycle since having the vaccine...it's hard not to believe there may be some truth in some of it!

CookieMonster28 · 07/11/2024 18:31

CookieMonster28 · 07/11/2024 18:30

I'm by no means an anti vaxxer - have had myself...but I did listen to the podcast about this and it was certainly good for thought! It's also got an interesting stance on fertility rates etc and anecdotally women have reported changes to their menstrual cycle since having the vaccine...it's hard not to believe there may be some truth in some of it!

*food for thought!

damebarbaracartlandsbiggestfan · 07/11/2024 18:31

I saw a guy who is spreading this sort of information on YT say pointedly that he had been diagnosed with hypertension after he had the jab. Dude appears to be in his mid 60s. I'd think it unusual if he didn't have hypertension by that age tbh.

kittensinthekitchen · 07/11/2024 18:32

Summernightsinthe21stcentury · 07/11/2024 18:23

What a very funny thread, it has cheered me up after all the doom and gloom of Trump and whatever.
I had a similar experience with red stuff coming out of my knee when I fell over the other day. Bloody cat. But it suddenly stopped pouring out.
I don't know what to do now.

I'd be questioning why the cat was in your knee in the first place Wink

BookishType · 07/11/2024 18:32

JustTalkToThem · 07/11/2024 17:37

Whoosh!

If only there was an emoji for this!