to think that there is a larger than average number of perfect mothers with perfect children around on MN these days?

[emkana]

With children who will just admire the view in the car, and who will appreciate the delights of historic sites without the added attraction of a playground, and who can be taken along to dinner where they will join in with adult conversation...

In what way TDWP? Do you mean we are actually all perfect but are not saying here

Absolutely. The perfect people pretend not to be so they fit in and the not so perfect ones gloss over their mistakes .

Ah I see....I think

In that case, I must be perfect

cant find my damn halo it's somewhere in all the clutter if i could i would certainly give it polish.oh well more gin

Pass it over here when you've finished. The children are all watching TV and they've had their microwave chips so we're fine.

mmmm fish and chips! now was i to pass the gin or the halo (gin will make you forget you cant find halo)