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Really weird stuff people do that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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PrimitivePerson · 18/08/2024 17:12

Someone I know puts hotel TV remotes in plastic bags before using them, because she once heard a standup comedian talking about men wanking on them while watching porn.

WTAF?

What weird things do people you know do that make absolutely no sense at all? Anything as odd as that?

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Shibr · 18/08/2024 18:41

I worked with someone who used to travel with her own bedsheets. I asked what she did if she was an away for more than a week and she said she just washed them in a laundromat. She would also use nearly a whole roll of loo roll and hover in a public (as in any toilet that wasn’t her own). First thing she does in hotel rooms is clean the whole room and bathroom.

JaneJeffer · 18/08/2024 18:41

I don't use the clock on the oven for anything so I just press the button that stops it from blinking when I switch it back on

PerkyMintDeer · 18/08/2024 18:43

Oh. I literally do that.

Hotel remotes are never cleaned properly, lots of studies have repeatedly shown so. I started doing it during the Swine Flu pandemic of 09 and never stopped. Makes no odds to me though whether you think that's weird. Whatever floats your boat, eh.

For me, it's the people who park right next to you in an otherwise empty car park/sit next to you in an otherwise empty cafe/on the seat directly beside you an otherwise empty bus or train.

JaneJeffer · 18/08/2024 18:44

For me, it's the people who park right next to you in an otherwise empty car park/sit next to you in an otherwise empty cafe/on the seat directly beside you an otherwise empty bus or train.
That's just safety in numbers

ClaudineMallory · 18/08/2024 18:47

JaneJeffer · 18/08/2024 18:44

For me, it's the people who park right next to you in an otherwise empty car park/sit next to you in an otherwise empty cafe/on the seat directly beside you an otherwise empty bus or train.
That's just safety in numbers

Yes, I do that.

Screamingabdabz · 18/08/2024 18:49

nobodyisperfecto · 18/08/2024 18:06

A family member came into a very substantial amount of money, a long time ago yet he chooses to live in absolute squalor.
Will not spend a penny, rather like Ebenezeer Scrooge type of person.
His money of course, but if it it makes you so miserable, why not donate it or something?

This is my ‘weird things people do’ too!

I know several people who on paper are probably millionaires or close to it and all they go on about is shopping at Aldi, and how the air fryer saves them electricity and how they make sandwiches on a day trip because they don’t want to pay to eat out…

Does my head in.

Buddhistretreatwithcrisps · 18/08/2024 18:50

JaneJeffer · 18/08/2024 18:17

I do this every evening Grin

Me too 🤣

TodayForTomorrow · 18/08/2024 18:51

My dear old Grandad used to take all the batteries out of his clocks when he went away, and pulled the pins out of his watches unless he was wearing them. He also punched lots of holes in the bottom of a pot noodle, rather than buy a watering can. He was otherwise very generous and kind, but he really watched those pennies and hated waste.

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 18/08/2024 18:51

NetballHoop · 18/08/2024 18:40

Those of you who turn the oven and microwave off at the plug, doesn't it mean you have to reset the clock every day?

My microwave doesn't have a clock.

BobbyBiscuits · 18/08/2024 18:52

@Wendysfriend lol. She's not that bad. She does use the handle! Nah...she's 'armless 🤣

ClaudineMallory · 18/08/2024 18:53

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 18/08/2024 18:51

My microwave doesn't have a clock.

Mine doesn't either. I switch it off at the plug after every use.

blueshoes · 18/08/2024 18:53

I've always thought the UK practice of handwashing dishes in a basin in a sink to be a bit odd, when we have running water coming out of taps. I appreciate most people use dishwashers these days but I still get the basin in UK Air BnBs.

ClaudineMallory · 18/08/2024 18:54

I think the plastic basin in the sink was to protect the plates from getting broken when sinks were made of that enamel.

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 18/08/2024 18:55

blueshoes · 18/08/2024 18:53

I've always thought the UK practice of handwashing dishes in a basin in a sink to be a bit odd, when we have running water coming out of taps. I appreciate most people use dishwashers these days but I still get the basin in UK Air BnBs.

I think it comes from the times when people had one tank of hot water to do for the whole day. They (like I do now, because I wash up in a kettle of hot water) didn't have limitless hot running water to wash dishes. Hot water was (is!) expensive, and washing dishes under running hot water is a luxury.

blueshoes · 18/08/2024 18:57

Not answering doorbells. Not answering phones if they cannot recognise the number and proud to tell everyone about it.

blueshoes · 18/08/2024 19:00

ClaudineMallory · 18/08/2024 18:54

I think the plastic basin in the sink was to protect the plates from getting broken when sinks were made of that enamel.

That makes sense, I guess. Looks ugly though. It is also the soaking dishes in the basin in soapy water and then barely rinsing them to put them on the drying rack with sudsy water still dripping down.

That may just be my MIL 😂

Cattery · 18/08/2024 19:02

Cough up phlegm then spit it on the pavement

Pocketfullofdogtreats · 18/08/2024 19:03

Wendysfriend · 18/08/2024 17:25

😲 Does the blade not stick in her hand and cut it

Maybe she means she cuts with the blunt side.

Georgyporky · 18/08/2024 19:06

Maddy70 · 18/08/2024 18:36

I wipe mine with anti bac befire using

No reference to a post !

Wondering what you wipe ?? 😀

BebbanburgIsMine · 18/08/2024 19:07

@Changingplace

I don't have a kitchen bin, my kitchen is too small for one, even a small one.

I hook a carrier bag over the door handle, then take it out to the communal bin when it's full.

ClaudineMallory · 18/08/2024 19:11

blueshoes · 18/08/2024 19:00

That makes sense, I guess. Looks ugly though. It is also the soaking dishes in the basin in soapy water and then barely rinsing them to put them on the drying rack with sudsy water still dripping down.

That may just be my MIL 😂

It possibly is! During the wonderful 1970s, with all the strikes and powercuts we had limited energy. I remember we had to wash up in about an inch of tepid water, but then my Mum would boil up a kettle to pour over the sudsy plates. Happy days.

Pocketfullofdogtreats · 18/08/2024 19:13

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 18/08/2024 18:03

I used to pre-dilute squash and leave it in the fridge because my kids thought 50/50 squash to water ratios were reasonable and would go through a bottle in two days left to their own devices. They'd drink it made up all right though.
As for hotel remotes - does nobody wash their hands?
Sometimes I think people are so obsessed with germs that it must restrict their lives. Do they wear plastic gloves on public transport to avoid touching rails that might have been touched by someone who'd recently had a wank - or do they do the sensible thing of just washing their hands?
But then, I flush the loo with the seat up and have yet to catch anything (or even be ill as a result). I do wonder about people who complain about how 'rank' it is and how they always put the seat down. I don't go for a shit every time I sit on the loo, and refuse to worry about 'shit particles' flying around my bathroom!

No, that is disgusting. There was a TV programme a while back where they tested make-up brushes and toothbrushes in bathrooms. They all had poo particles in them because the flush projects the poo and urine up to six feet! Happy with poo in your toothbrush? Put the seat down!

Purrer · 18/08/2024 19:15

I worked in a hotel and now I wipe hotel remotes with an antibac wipe because of what I’ve seen 🤢

Itsallfunngamesuntil · 18/08/2024 19:16

Re kettles

..THIS MAY BE TMI.....IN WHICH CASE I'D ADVISE NOT TO READ IT

When we were in sixth form at school
......we used the kettle in our lunch room every day....filling it up by the spout as we were too lazy to remove the lid.

Until one day someone opened the lid and there was a used tampon in it! I still rem the name of the girl who purportedly did this!

Since then I have never ever used a kettle in a hotel room.

BathPoppadum · 18/08/2024 19:17

Wendysfriend · 18/08/2024 17:25

😲 Does the blade not stick in her hand and cut it

Why would it?

How on earth do you hold your knife?

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