Phrases you hate

[Lemon1111]

Mine is ‘buttery soft’…If you haven’t come across this phrase, it is mainly used when describing leggings or other clothes, but now I’ve even seen it being used to describe gold jewellery! Also butter isn't that soft…Margariney soft doesn’t have the same ring to it I suppose.. Anyone else?

Anything that singularises things that are in twos:
a red lip
a denim trouser
a nude shoe

“Nom nom”
“Needs gone”
“Prolly”
“Gotten”
starting sentences with “so”
asking for recommendations … “and go”
“and just like that “ [something twee about kids usually ]
”a little bit of” …. Whatever they’re cooking on telly
….
for starters 🥴🤣🤣

Not a phrase but I hate sentences starting with “ I mean” - Amanda Holden I’m looking at you!

Also the “boobing”,

Boobing the little man whilst snacking on picky bits

Anything that singularises things that are in twos:
a red lip
a denim trouser
a nude shoe
@FFSWherearemyglasses you’d hate my friend, who recently said she’d normally wear a particular type of dress with “an opaque tight” 🙈😂

I also hate it when British people say ‘I’m pissed’ or ‘I was so pissed’ when they mean pissed off. To me, pissed means drunk!

I may stand corrected but describing being pissed as angry o think is American? Which is why it always confuses me when non-Americans say it!

How about making memories with the famalam on holiibobs 🤢

also hate reach out

or ‘a trouser’ - no it’s trousers

piece of fruit - unless it’s cut up

nom is also gross

It’s usually ‘Showcasing her taut pins’ or ‘Showcasing her ample assets’🙄

Wearing a red lip - no, you're wearing red lipstick.
Myself/yourself used incorrectly.
A cheeky anything.
Love you to the moon and back.
Hubby.
We've got you covered (in advertising) - it's so overused, think of something new!

I'm sorry to say, but these all absolutely boil my piss 😄

'Needless to say...' or 'It goes without saying...'

SO DON'T SAY IT!

Yes, but still not helpful as it’s not a defined age range. If someone asks if they should leave their pre-teen alone while they go out, it’s certain that they’ll be asked how old the child is & the answers can be as young as ten. Why not just say my child is 11?

‘Grab’ a coffee. ‘Grab’ a bargain.
Stop fucking grabbing. I hate it.

From the daily mail book of adjectives.🙆

”to be fair” i find most annoying because what follows is often the most unfair load of utter bollocks ever spouted by humanity

And 'million' always has to be preceded with 'cool'.

Lazy journalism winds me up.

Not just Americans.

End the friendship immediately on the grounds that this is another level of cringe 😬 🤢🤪

Pet parent, you're not you're an owner.

Could of instead of could have.
Fallen pregnant.
Fur baby

😂😂 yes! Or ‘sensational figure’

It’s only women that showcase though. Men don’t according to these papers!

It is what it is
I was sat/I was stood
Love you to the moon and back
Picky tea
Little ones
Little people
A cuppa and a natter

As ever, ‘journey’,unless actual travel is involved. Birthing/birthed, rather than giving/gave birth to. And, ‘at this moment in time’. Just say now.
Also, pretty much every one that’s already been mentioned.

Hunker down

And its sibling “connect with”

Teamed with… when used to describe how someone might put an outfit or a look together…eg a vintage tea dress teamed with sandals and a red lip (I also don’t like the singular use of lip 😂)

Food before one is just for fun.
Full time mum.
😤