To dig up the patio and put dh under it?

[Summerinspringtime]

*lighthearted
Obviously I won’t do it. The grounds too hard for a start!
So I’ve just returned home to find the washing machine on with all my white clothes in PLUS ds grey fleece and other none whites.
Dh has done it. I asked him what the grey item in with my whites was and he replied oh your grey fleece I guess. Turns out it’s ds’s dark grey fleece.
I have specifically told dh to not wash my white clothes after he ruined ever white item he washed previously.
He turned all my underwear a dirty grey colour and I could never restore it back to white.
So now I see my brand new white bra in there! The one I replaced my old one with after he ruined it!
Do not reply with how lucky I am to have a dh who can work a washing machine. I’ve worked 6 days this week. Dh will be off for the next 3 days.
He says I’m ungrateful.
I say he should wash only whites or leave my stuff the fuck alone.
Seriously I bought all new underwear after the last time.

I'm not sure how bedding shrinks

Anyway

I'll bring the pickaxe - perfect for breaking up hard ground

And the gin

Make him dinner. Burn it. Burn it to oblivion. Call him ungrateful when he won't eat it.

I've never known any fleece item to run.

I'm about to have a whole driveway done.
For info its 35ft long and 12ft wide.

You can all do the maths, top and tail em I say.

That's a silly suggestion. OP should be allowed to wear what she wants.

@Kelly51 fleece releases microfibres so leave grey lint over your clothes.

And does it matter? OP wants her clothes washed properly. The fact I am happy with grungy whites washed at a low temp with mixed colours is irrelevant. She wants to do a hot wash with properly white things and perhaps an optical brightener in the detergent.

We all have different priorities.

Did you post about this before and got a load of shit off the vipers saying you should be sooooooo grateful that he does household chores??

I think you should bury him with all the grey washing under the fucking patio. He's an ignorant twat and I'd lose my fucking mind with the weaponised incompetence/ignorance.

😁

Why do only other people's opinions on your clothing count? For me it's a personal preference to look after my clothes.

I'm curious as to why you posted this.

Amateurs, lime bath, can do multiples then.

Curious now.

Any details on how many bodies can disappear in a lime bath, compared to my new drive?
And cost of course, and what's the best driveway top for hiding the bodies longer? Tarmac? Paving slabs? Concrete? Something else?

Anyone know?

OP do you have a farm with pigs anywhere near you? They eat everything but teeth 🐖

Well I may or may not have spent some time distracted myself by calculating that.

WARNING graphic below.
So one at a time in bath, scoop, dry, grind up remenent should be about a half liter volume wise. Could reuse bath I suppose ten, twelve times. Equals about six litres so I reckon you could easily mix at least six liters into cement without upsetting the integrity...

I would suggest planting protected species nearby.. 😜

I may have spent a little too much time visualising this..

I always separate my clothes. I prefer my whites to be washed separately from other colours. For me, it’s not a question of colour run, it’s a question of my whites being not as white as I like if they are washed with other colours. Personal preference.

I suspect your search history has put you on a list somewhere...but attention to detail and problem solving are good transferrable skills on any CV.

Sigh, I just wrote a long post and lost it.
Sooo
I reckon 45 bodies will fit widthways in my drive, easily.

Any takers?
I too have given far too much thought to this and even paced with large steps down my drive to see if I could figure it out.

Do washing machimes not have a delayed start?
You could put in and program and her could get out to dry

Anyway dont get white underwear

Hi OP, I fully understand how upset you are. I wash all my whites (mostly underwear) separately and they still look new years later.
I remember years ago when my washing machine was broken, my sister kindly offered to do my washing. I gave her a bag of 'whites'. Unfortunately, she put them in the machine with a red bra from previous washload; they all turned pink!!!! I was upset at the time and didn't have the funds to replace them all at once. My sister was truly sorry but it wasn't her fault. My advice is to do your
own white wash separately

I would suggest explaining to him that he won't be able to watch the footie until he has memorised this and passed a test set by you to your satisfaction https://www.homesandgardens.com/bathrooms/laundry-symbols

@Begsthequestion
I posted it because OP said her fleece would ruin the other clothing hence my comment, it's not difficult to figure out. I'm curious why of all the replies of similar nature mind has confused you.
It's a public forum where anyone can post a comment.

Man here. Am stunned at your DH’s stupidity. I’m not brilliant at housework by any means but this really isn’t a difficult thing to understand

Amateurs search online. No library hire history. No online purchases related. Streaming services carefully balanced 😉

If I get stuck it will be rhubarb leaves in a salad ....

Is it ruined? If it is, he has to pay for it.