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MY 12 year old used my fabric scissors to open a bag of popcorn. Is there any point keeping them?

260 replies

VerityBridge · 07/07/2024 22:00

Or shall I just drop them off at the bus station with a tenner and tell them they need to make their own way in life from this point on?

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SocksAndTheCity · 07/07/2024 22:28

Thoughts and prayers OP🕯️

godmum56 · 07/07/2024 22:29

VerityBridge · 07/07/2024 22:00

Or shall I just drop them off at the bus station with a tenner and tell them they need to make their own way in life from this point on?

😂I have seen children put up for adoption for this...... ( joking I am joking)

PoppyCherryDog · 07/07/2024 22:29

ImPunbelievable · 07/07/2024 22:11

Am I the only one to at doesn't understand the problem?!

I don’t either! But I’m not really into fabrics and sewing??? I don’t really know what they are

StormingNorman · 07/07/2024 22:29

No. The kid’s an idiot. Get rid.

FluentRubyDog · 07/07/2024 22:32

CheeseWisely · 07/07/2024 22:05

Keep the tenner towards your new fabric scissors though.

Sorry, wrong quote

Revelatio · 07/07/2024 22:34

This is such an old joke! Has been doing the rounds for at least 10yrs!!

Garlickest · 07/07/2024 22:37

Revelatio · 07/07/2024 22:34

This is such an old joke! Has been doing the rounds for at least 10yrs!!

Ten long years since your dressmaking mother left you at the National Express station. Glad you've made it through okay Flowers

Stravaig · 07/07/2024 22:37

Aye, put the tenner towards new shears. The popcorn'll do as survival kit.

Highlandcathedral · 07/07/2024 22:37

My DD (adult) reached for my fabric scissors today to open a parcel (we were hiding in my sewing room to not let husband see as it was his birthday present). I almost shouted no at her and she looked slightly surprised as a result. But then went and fetched some kitchen ones. A near miss! The

MMAMPWGHAP · 07/07/2024 22:39

Rotary cutter anyone?

MyOtherCarisAVauxhallZafira · 07/07/2024 22:40

I came home once and DH had friends round, he was using my beloved china inherited from my grandma, who inherited from her mother, royal doulton - cake slice, to serve up frozen pizza and the matching cake tower/stand thing was filled with onion rings, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks while they all ate off the delicate dessert plates. He said it made him feel fancy 🤦‍♂️

LuluBlakey1 · 07/07/2024 22:40

I found DH using mine to cut up pictures and card for the History quizzes he is doing with his classes in their last 2 lessons of term. Big quizzes, not easy, one for Y10 and one for Y12. 8 rounds in each, require colour coded cards (was what he said when I complained) .
I have brought them to bed with me (the scissors), sharpened them with their sharpener and put them in my bedside drawers.

Whothefuckdoesthat · 07/07/2024 22:44

VerityBridge · 07/07/2024 22:00

Or shall I just drop them off at the bus station with a tenner and tell them they need to make their own way in life from this point on?

Are you mad? 🤨

Give her £2 and a bottle of water. She’s made her bed.

My DH used mine to do his Christmas wrapping. I took him into the fabric shop with me to buy replacements and mentioned what he’d done. There was a collective intake of breath and an ‘ooooh’ from the staff in there. He still isn’t completely sure why it was so wrong, but he said he never wants to be looked at like that again and now knows that they are completely out of bounds.

Am I the only one to at doesn't understand the problem?! It’s akin to a hairdresser having their scissors used to cut wallpaper. Heinous.

TheChosenTwo · 07/07/2024 22:44

Just how blunt are the scissors going to be after slicing through smooth plastic? Surely cutting through fabric will prove more resistant?
no idea though really; dd2 is a keen dressmaker and has fabric scissors and all kinds of specific tools, she buys them all herself with her wages - are fabric scissors horribly expensive? Cant they be sharpened?
I once used dhs “precision tile cutters” to remove a nail from a door - they were the tool closest to me that did the job 🤷‍♀️
Ds uses my olaplex when he showers -
it’s all just ‘stuff’ isn’t it?!

CranfordScones · 07/07/2024 22:45

Some things are sacred. The good fabric shears (and the expensive chocolate) are at the head of the list.

You can get them sharpened. But the bus stop option remains as a 'suspended' if they do it a second time.

FitAt50 · 07/07/2024 22:45

This sounds like a spoof headline in Waitrose Magazine 😀

Whothefuckdoesthat · 07/07/2024 22:45

MMAMPWGHAP · 07/07/2024 22:39

Rotary cutter anyone?

I find they’ve got a mind of their own.

godmum56 · 07/07/2024 22:45

MMAMPWGHAP · 07/07/2024 22:39

Rotary cutter anyone?

they need to be scalpel sharp too.

billycat321 · 07/07/2024 22:45

Only popcorn? My DH used mine to clip the hens' wings!

Bluebirdover · 07/07/2024 22:48

MyOtherCarisAVauxhallZafira · 07/07/2024 22:40

I came home once and DH had friends round, he was using my beloved china inherited from my grandma, who inherited from her mother, royal doulton - cake slice, to serve up frozen pizza and the matching cake tower/stand thing was filled with onion rings, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks while they all ate off the delicate dessert plates. He said it made him feel fancy 🤦‍♂️

He's under the patio now?

I'll give you an alibi

Hiddendoor · 07/07/2024 22:49

Off with their head!

I have fabric scissors that are beside my sewing things that my family know not to use. But because I know none of them can resist the lure of the fabric shears, I also have a hidden, secret pair that none of them know about that I keep in a secret location. They remain sharp. Oddly the "of course we don't use them" fabric scissors couldn't cut a slice of softened butter.

Solo · 07/07/2024 22:50

Unforgivable. Do not give him a tenner. He might come back.

thankyoujeremy · 07/07/2024 22:54

Whothefuckdoesthat · 07/07/2024 22:44

Are you mad? 🤨

Give her £2 and a bottle of water. She’s made her bed.

My DH used mine to do his Christmas wrapping. I took him into the fabric shop with me to buy replacements and mentioned what he’d done. There was a collective intake of breath and an ‘ooooh’ from the staff in there. He still isn’t completely sure why it was so wrong, but he said he never wants to be looked at like that again and now knows that they are completely out of bounds.

Am I the only one to at doesn't understand the problem?! It’s akin to a hairdresser having their scissors used to cut wallpaper. Heinous.

🤣

LordSnot · 07/07/2024 22:57

LauderSyme · 07/07/2024 22:15

The problem is it makes them too blunt to cut fabric smoothly without snagging.

If they're so delicate that cutting one popcorn bag will blunt them, surely you have to regularly sharpen them anyway?

PickAChew · 07/07/2024 22:59

You have clearly brought them up very badly and have reaped the rewards. You don't deserve to have decent fabric scissors. £11 should make up for it.