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To loathe Kyle Walker?

284 replies

WilmaFlintstone38 · 16/06/2024 20:43

Independent of his performance in the Euros, I detest this dreadful man with a passion. He really is detestable and revolting. No I'm not being kind.

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Beezknees · 17/06/2024 19:37

OhmygodDont · 17/06/2024 18:08

Would you also want the possibility of 50:50 and him letting any of those random women wag wonna be gold digging women near your children?

Personally I’d stick it out till the youngest would be deemed old enough to decide in the eyes of a court than let someone like Lauren play arsemummy

Highly doubt they'd have 50/50. He's constantly travelling for work!

OhmygodDont · 17/06/2024 19:43

Beezknees · 17/06/2024 19:37

Highly doubt they'd have 50/50. He's constantly travelling for work!

Well he could get a nanny like Lauren who doesn’t even work. Or you know the wicked step mother could be covering his time. But as I said possibility.

Frankly Eow with someone like Lauren would be too much. Imagine the stories she would sell. She claims Annie’s a bad mum so can’t be near her children yet she won’t put sun cream on her kids, the girls hair looked a Matty mess and parades them in daddy shirts when daddy gives no shits. But if he said move in tomorrow you can bet your last penny she would. Bet she would treat his other kids like shit on her shoe too

Arconialiving · 17/06/2024 21:27

Valhalla17 · 17/06/2024 00:29

He should not be in the England team at all. The example he sets young men is disgraceful. Maybe if he'd been sacked from England it would make younger players coming up behave differently and show what is expected of players!
Honestly he makes me sick

Totally!

Beezknees · 17/06/2024 21:37

OhmygodDont · 17/06/2024 19:43

Well he could get a nanny like Lauren who doesn’t even work. Or you know the wicked step mother could be covering his time. But as I said possibility.

Frankly Eow with someone like Lauren would be too much. Imagine the stories she would sell. She claims Annie’s a bad mum so can’t be near her children yet she won’t put sun cream on her kids, the girls hair looked a Matty mess and parades them in daddy shirts when daddy gives no shits. But if he said move in tomorrow you can bet your last penny she would. Bet she would treat his other kids like shit on her shoe too

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The kids are the ones I feel sorry for. I'm not interested in the adults, all 3 seem grim and immature. He needs to learn what a condom is.

Lampzade · 18/06/2024 14:12

He should thank the Lord that he is loaded because he is a very unattractive man.
To add insult to injury he actually has the nerve to cheat and to be as thick as pig’s shit
Also, I don’t get the impression that he is actually remorseful. After the first child with LG he went back and had a second
Vile, ugly man

Lampzade · 18/06/2024 14:27

Zanatdy · 17/06/2024 09:56

he did see his kids, on the quiet as Annie said he wasn’t to be involved apart from financially. But now he’s not again. Innocent kids caught up in some illicit affair. I wouldn’t have the conscience to tell a father he was to have no contact. He clearly does want contact or he wouldn’t have started seeing the older one (and then got Lauren pregnant)

Annie is probably worried that her useless husband will end up with a third child if he sees LG

OhmygodDont · 18/06/2024 15:30

I mean it’s a normal boundary isn’t it to cut off the affair partner.

He could have contact via a 3rd party if he wanted too. He clearly can’t be arsed though because as said if Annie can’t stop him getting his dick out she certainly couldn’t stop him seeing his kids.

Worst she could do is say they would divorce she couldn’t stop him seeing their joint children because it could be court ordered just like Lauren and his children. so if she had said no or divorce that’s him still choosing that he wants her over in his own words his mistakes.

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 18/06/2024 15:45

Zanatdy · 17/06/2024 09:56

he did see his kids, on the quiet as Annie said he wasn’t to be involved apart from financially. But now he’s not again. Innocent kids caught up in some illicit affair. I wouldn’t have the conscience to tell a father he was to have no contact. He clearly does want contact or he wouldn’t have started seeing the older one (and then got Lauren pregnant)

That's almost word for word Lauren Goodman there. You actually believe her side of things?

Neither she nor Kyle come out well. The fact she calls the paps parading her children in football shirts with Daddy on when they have nothing to do with their Dad, makes her look deranged and stalkerish. That isn't normal behavior.

Add in her calling a heavily pregnant woman at Christmas time, to tell her that her husband was unfaithful and had fathered another child makes her look like a a cold hearted bitch. She is really clinging on hoping he'll leave his wife for her when he doesn't want her and all she was is a dirty not so secret secret and easy shag.

Grapewrath · 18/06/2024 15:49

He’s awful
His side woman is also vile. He’s not involved with their two kids and wants no part in it yet she parades them around in Daddy tops despite him rejecting them. She gives them no dignity. He’s not remotely interested in any of them.
His wife is gorgeous and seems a good parent so I don’t know why she hasn’t given him the off.

haropo · 18/06/2024 16:24

I've met two years olds with better vocabulary than Kyle Walker, i cringe when he gives a post match interview. He has no moral compass and I can believe that info about him in the spa. Vile man that looks like a confused chicken wandering around most of time. He's lucky he's got football skills as I bet he wouldn't even get a job at McDonald's.

ColdGirlWinter · 18/06/2024 16:44

haropo · 18/06/2024 16:24

I've met two years olds with better vocabulary than Kyle Walker, i cringe when he gives a post match interview. He has no moral compass and I can believe that info about him in the spa. Vile man that looks like a confused chicken wandering around most of time. He's lucky he's got football skills as I bet he wouldn't even get a job at McDonald's.

I've never heard him speak (off to find a clip now!)

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 18/06/2024 16:54

haropo · 18/06/2024 16:24

I've met two years olds with better vocabulary than Kyle Walker, i cringe when he gives a post match interview. He has no moral compass and I can believe that info about him in the spa. Vile man that looks like a confused chicken wandering around most of time. He's lucky he's got football skills as I bet he wouldn't even get a job at McDonald's.

Oh my god I never expected that voice 😂

User135644 · 18/06/2024 17:03

Sherrystrull · 16/06/2024 23:13

It's pretty clear at 15 who will be a professional footballer. Their track has been set since they were 6/7. Meeting someone at 15 who is already in an academy team etc and being shocked they become a footballer is unlikely.

Same with Colleen. She got with Wayne once he signed for Everton and looked like being a star. She'd turned him down before that.

PrimaDoner · 18/06/2024 17:05

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What! Who the hell is he?!

LizzieBennett73 · 18/06/2024 17:18

I'm sorry but there is NO amount of handbags/Mercedes G wagons/plastic surgeon on speed dial/unlimited credit cards that would make me want to shag that. I kind of admire both of them that they can see past his voice and personality Grin

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 18/06/2024 17:20

@LizzieBennett73 the voice would turn me right off, I'd be out that door so fast 🏃‍♀️😂

ColdGirlWinter · 18/06/2024 17:24

I just listened to him talking about a match against Spurs. He sounds like a 15 year old Sheffield kid wanting to be a gangster!

DaughterNo2 · 18/06/2024 17:41

UneFoisAuChalet · 17/06/2024 16:50

Well I’ve just seen the pics of the wife at the Euros last night and I really don’t see how anyone could think they’re together??!

She looks at him with what to me looks like pure contempt. She’s there because of her kids. Not because of him. And no wedding ring on.

Just because the mistress plasters herself all over the place doesn’t mean the wife has to air her dirty laundry.

His wife has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t be lumped in with those two morally corrupt individuals.

I’d wonder why was her sister was posting on SM after LG named him then…
Surely she had Annie’s ok on that🤷‍♀️
Different way of airing your dirty laundry perhaps?

usernother · 18/06/2024 17:59

@Sherrystrull It's pretty clear at 15 who will be a professional footballer. Their track has been set since they were 6/7. Meeting someone at 15 who is already in an academy team etc and being shocked they become a footballer is unlikely.

It's really not. The percentage of young men who join a football academy and go on to become professional footballers is about 1%.

OhmygodDont · 18/06/2024 18:01

usernother · 18/06/2024 17:59

@Sherrystrull It's pretty clear at 15 who will be a professional footballer. Their track has been set since they were 6/7. Meeting someone at 15 who is already in an academy team etc and being shocked they become a footballer is unlikely.

It's really not. The percentage of young men who join a football academy and go on to become professional footballers is about 1%.

Indeed there are a couple who my ds goes to school with now 15/16 some signed. I couldn’t tell you which ones will make it and which ones won’t. More chance of me telling me you which school year cohort members are likely to end up in jail 😂

usernother · 18/06/2024 18:03

OhmygodDont · 18/06/2024 15:30

I mean it’s a normal boundary isn’t it to cut off the affair partner.

He could have contact via a 3rd party if he wanted too. He clearly can’t be arsed though because as said if Annie can’t stop him getting his dick out she certainly couldn’t stop him seeing his kids.

Worst she could do is say they would divorce she couldn’t stop him seeing their joint children because it could be court ordered just like Lauren and his children. so if she had said no or divorce that’s him still choosing that he wants her over in his own words his mistakes.

The walkers offered to have the son Kyle had with Goodman and introduce him to his half brothers, but Goodman wouldn't allow it if she wasn't included.

OhmygodDont · 18/06/2024 18:04

usernother · 18/06/2024 18:03

The walkers offered to have the son Kyle had with Goodman and introduce him to his half brothers, but Goodman wouldn't allow it if she wasn't included.

Yup Lauren wants some of sister wives bullshit. All her fans going blended family and what not and her being like yes babes.

When blended just means he gets to take his children for eow-50/50. she wants in his family in his life. In his wife’s shoes.

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 18/06/2024 18:26

usernother · 18/06/2024 17:59

@Sherrystrull It's pretty clear at 15 who will be a professional footballer. Their track has been set since they were 6/7. Meeting someone at 15 who is already in an academy team etc and being shocked they become a footballer is unlikely.

It's really not. The percentage of young men who join a football academy and go on to become professional footballers is about 1%.

Or they could end up like Lee Sharpe, who was a bloody good footballer but things didn't work out in the long run.

UneFoisAuChalet · 18/06/2024 22:31

DaughterNo2 · 18/06/2024 17:41

I’d wonder why was her sister was posting on SM after LG named him then…
Surely she had Annie’s ok on that🤷‍♀️
Different way of airing your dirty laundry perhaps?

If I’m honest, if someone kept going on at my pregnant sister like Lauren has, I wouldn’t be checking in to make sure my sister was on board with me posting on SM. I’d rip her a new one. I’ve never been in a physical fight nor a public screaming match. But - if someone was deliberately targeting any member of my family and working 24/7 to exacerbate their pain and humiliation? A red mist would descend.

Theres is nothing normal about Lauren’s behaviour. Nor Kyle’s. Fucked up losers believing their own hype.

This fiasco has absolutely nothing to do with the wife. Are we going to blame her for his actions? There is another woman who is literally trying to erase the last fifteen years of her existence. Her husband, her children, what she thought was her life all because someone wants to be a wag and be at the Euros showing off. And is willing to drag two kids into it. I refuse to believe that any mother on this board wouldn’t remove and protect her children from the toxic situation of having their father call them mistakes and ignore them. That man would cease to exist in mine and my children’s lives.

DaughterNo2 · 18/06/2024 22:49

UneFoisAuChalet · 18/06/2024 22:31

If I’m honest, if someone kept going on at my pregnant sister like Lauren has, I wouldn’t be checking in to make sure my sister was on board with me posting on SM. I’d rip her a new one. I’ve never been in a physical fight nor a public screaming match. But - if someone was deliberately targeting any member of my family and working 24/7 to exacerbate their pain and humiliation? A red mist would descend.

Theres is nothing normal about Lauren’s behaviour. Nor Kyle’s. Fucked up losers believing their own hype.

This fiasco has absolutely nothing to do with the wife. Are we going to blame her for his actions? There is another woman who is literally trying to erase the last fifteen years of her existence. Her husband, her children, what she thought was her life all because someone wants to be a wag and be at the Euros showing off. And is willing to drag two kids into it. I refuse to believe that any mother on this board wouldn’t remove and protect her children from the toxic situation of having their father call them mistakes and ignore them. That man would cease to exist in mine and my children’s lives.

I was merely offering a different take on it.
you seem overly invested. His wife has chosen to stay with him🤷‍♀️

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