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To loathe Kyle Walker?

284 replies

WilmaFlintstone38 · 16/06/2024 20:43

Independent of his performance in the Euros, I detest this dreadful man with a passion. He really is detestable and revolting. No I'm not being kind.

OP posts:
xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 19/06/2024 07:39

UneFoisAuChalet · 18/06/2024 22:31

If I’m honest, if someone kept going on at my pregnant sister like Lauren has, I wouldn’t be checking in to make sure my sister was on board with me posting on SM. I’d rip her a new one. I’ve never been in a physical fight nor a public screaming match. But - if someone was deliberately targeting any member of my family and working 24/7 to exacerbate their pain and humiliation? A red mist would descend.

Theres is nothing normal about Lauren’s behaviour. Nor Kyle’s. Fucked up losers believing their own hype.

This fiasco has absolutely nothing to do with the wife. Are we going to blame her for his actions? There is another woman who is literally trying to erase the last fifteen years of her existence. Her husband, her children, what she thought was her life all because someone wants to be a wag and be at the Euros showing off. And is willing to drag two kids into it. I refuse to believe that any mother on this board wouldn’t remove and protect her children from the toxic situation of having their father call them mistakes and ignore them. That man would cease to exist in mine and my children’s lives.

What I don't get is what does she think will happen. He's made it clear he doesn't want her, he's tried everything to save his marriage. If Annie kicks him to the curb and he goes back to her it won't be because he wants her it's because Annie doesn't want him and he wants a shag. Such a prize!

Her parents must be so proud. What a waste of an education too.

MattDamon · 19/06/2024 11:53

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 19/06/2024 07:39

What I don't get is what does she think will happen. He's made it clear he doesn't want her, he's tried everything to save his marriage. If Annie kicks him to the curb and he goes back to her it won't be because he wants her it's because Annie doesn't want him and he wants a shag. Such a prize!

Her parents must be so proud. What a waste of an education too.

He had a second child with her, so who knows what he's saying to her behind closed doors.

usernother · 19/06/2024 12:06

Goodman is in the Sun today with a rather bizarre story and pictures of her sitting on a park bench reading a book about spirituality. She's very odd.

OhmygodDont · 19/06/2024 12:43

MattDamon · 19/06/2024 11:53

He had a second child with her, so who knows what he's saying to her behind closed doors.

I believe it was something like “”” oooo Annie “ as he filled her up last time 😂😂

Beezknees · 19/06/2024 14:16

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 19/06/2024 07:39

What I don't get is what does she think will happen. He's made it clear he doesn't want her, he's tried everything to save his marriage. If Annie kicks him to the curb and he goes back to her it won't be because he wants her it's because Annie doesn't want him and he wants a shag. Such a prize!

Her parents must be so proud. What a waste of an education too.

Tried everything to save his marriage? Didn't he knock her up twice? Doesn't sound like he's made much of an effort. He's awful.

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 19/06/2024 14:42

usernother · 19/06/2024 12:06

Goodman is in the Sun today with a rather bizarre story and pictures of her sitting on a park bench reading a book about spirituality. She's very odd.

Reading it just makes me laugh, she's supporting Kyle! Like she's actually going to be allowed near him and makes out she's someone important.

How's that going to work anyway as I thought Annie was meant to be flying out to all his matches with their children? Just not staying with the other Wags.

I can't stand the Sun, who have obviously been briefed by Lauren. It's like some stupid magazine story.

ETA: I seem to have fallen down the rabbit hole of Kyle Walker and Lauren Goodman🤦‍♀️

OhmygodDont · 19/06/2024 14:51

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 19/06/2024 14:42

Reading it just makes me laugh, she's supporting Kyle! Like she's actually going to be allowed near him and makes out she's someone important.

How's that going to work anyway as I thought Annie was meant to be flying out to all his matches with their children? Just not staying with the other Wags.

I can't stand the Sun, who have obviously been briefed by Lauren. It's like some stupid magazine story.

ETA: I seem to have fallen down the rabbit hole of Kyle Walker and Lauren Goodman🤦‍♀️

Edited

Welcome. I had no idea who either where till I stumbled on a thread on here and then went off googling as I had a week off work bored 😂

Itllfalloff · 19/06/2024 16:32

JacquesHarlow · 17/06/2024 17:02

I respect Kyle Walker.

He’s a train wreck.

usernother · 19/06/2024 17:28

@xxSideshowAuntSallyxx I can't stand the Sun, who have obviously been briefed by Lauren. It's like some stupid magazine story.

I think she lives by the notion that all publicity is good publicity. But it's not. Also read today that she's signed up for Celebs Go Dating. Hopefully she'll meet a gullible mug nice man on there and leave Annie Kilner alone.

Thevelvelletes · 19/06/2024 20:09

OhmygodDont · 18/06/2024 18:01

Indeed there are a couple who my ds goes to school with now 15/16 some signed. I couldn’t tell you which ones will make it and which ones won’t. More chance of me telling me you which school year cohort members are likely to end up in jail 😂

The club's take them into academy's chew them up and spit them out.. very few make the grade.
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Whichisland · 19/06/2024 20:18

Yes OP I agree he really is a vile creature! Not read all the replies but I don’t think people should go out of their way to defend his wife. She gave him those boots he wore at the World Cup with his 3 children’s names on when she knew he had another son out there. Petty move and I think quite disgusting as a mother. I think the whole lot involved in his shit show of a life are gross and I feel sorry for his children, however many there may be.

MyRamone · 19/06/2024 20:36

Lauren parading around in a big KW necklace and with luggage with KW stencilled on it. "But it's my kids' initials". Yeah, sure... perfectly normal behaviour.

Thevelvelletes · 19/06/2024 20:42

The attention seeking is purile..those poor kids being caught up in that circus.

usernother · 20/06/2024 06:59

@Whichisland She gave him those boots he wore at the World Cup with his 3 children’s names on when she knew he had another son out there. Petty move and I think quite disgusting as a mother.

She didn't give him the boots, puma did. It's not that unusual for footballers to have their boots etched with children's names and dob. Messi and Ronaldo have also had them. But if she had given him the boots, she'd have been well in her rights to only include the children they'd had together.

Whichisland · 20/06/2024 08:10

usernother · 20/06/2024 06:59

@Whichisland She gave him those boots he wore at the World Cup with his 3 children’s names on when she knew he had another son out there. Petty move and I think quite disgusting as a mother.

She didn't give him the boots, puma did. It's not that unusual for footballers to have their boots etched with children's names and dob. Messi and Ronaldo have also had them. But if she had given him the boots, she'd have been well in her rights to only include the children they'd had together.

Well boots or no boots she doesn’t want him to have anything to do with the sibling (now siblings) of her own children. The woman he’s had them with seems an absolute creature too but it’s not the children’s fault is it? There’s lots of things we are “well within our rights” to do that would be pretty shitty. If my husband had a child with another woman I wouldn’t be with him, I wouldn’t stipulate that I would stay with him if he didn’t see the child because that would be vile.

usernother · 20/06/2024 08:20

@Whichisland Annie Kilner hadn't said he couldn't see the children. The Walker's offered to have the son (this was before the daughter was born) so he could meet his siblings. Goodman refused because she wanted to be included.

OhmygodDont · 20/06/2024 08:20

Whichisland · 20/06/2024 08:10

Well boots or no boots she doesn’t want him to have anything to do with the sibling (now siblings) of her own children. The woman he’s had them with seems an absolute creature too but it’s not the children’s fault is it? There’s lots of things we are “well within our rights” to do that would be pretty shitty. If my husband had a child with another woman I wouldn’t be with him, I wouldn’t stipulate that I would stay with him if he didn’t see the child because that would be vile.

I thought this was cleared up…. Annie and kyle since you know his kids. Where willing to have the boy back at the time. Lauren said no, not unless she was also there. Rightly kyle said nah 👋

Lauren is obsessed with making this all Annie’s fault when all she was, was a booty call. Lauren bangs on about blending families but won’t actually let her children go see their dad unless she’s personally there… why won’t a third party do… even a paid for private nanny. Because Lauren wants the clout of being near kyle.

Whichisland · 20/06/2024 08:32

OhmygodDont · 20/06/2024 08:20

I thought this was cleared up…. Annie and kyle since you know his kids. Where willing to have the boy back at the time. Lauren said no, not unless she was also there. Rightly kyle said nah 👋

Lauren is obsessed with making this all Annie’s fault when all she was, was a booty call. Lauren bangs on about blending families but won’t actually let her children go see their dad unless she’s personally there… why won’t a third party do… even a paid for private nanny. Because Lauren wants the clout of being near kyle.

I don’t really understand the first paragraph? Are you implying that I’m talking about them like I know them? If so, it’s posters like you that are doing that. I don’t know any of them I just read the court documents.

He’s a deplorable human being for more than just this shit show with his affair and numerous children end of story.

Your comment seems more suited to tattle.

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 20/06/2024 19:07

Oh my god I've just seen a comment on Mail Online saying Walker sounds like Orville on helium and now I can't unhear it 😂😂😂

Iaskedyouthrice · 20/06/2024 19:13

Whichisland · 20/06/2024 08:10

Well boots or no boots she doesn’t want him to have anything to do with the sibling (now siblings) of her own children. The woman he’s had them with seems an absolute creature too but it’s not the children’s fault is it? There’s lots of things we are “well within our rights” to do that would be pretty shitty. If my husband had a child with another woman I wouldn’t be with him, I wouldn’t stipulate that I would stay with him if he didn’t see the child because that would be vile.

Where have you read this? I thought she was encouraging contact but obviously through a third party because LG is a lunatic and she doesn't want her anywhere near her family? I read that she was willing to open her home to the children because they are innocent children.
I like Annie. She made a sensible decision to marry him and I'm hoping she's playing the long game here. He isn't the sharpest tool.

MattDamon · 20/06/2024 20:22

She made a sensible decision to marry him

To loathe Kyle Walker?
BarcardiWithGadaffia · 20/06/2024 21:53

MattDamon · 20/06/2024 20:22

She made a sensible decision to marry him

What does that picture mean? I dont understand your post

OhmygodDont · 20/06/2024 21:54

BarcardiWithGadaffia · 20/06/2024 21:53

What does that picture mean? I dont understand your post

Is a wtf are you on. Eugh

usernother · 20/06/2024 21:58

I agree. Annie's decision to marry him was sensible and forward thinking.

Iaskedyouthrice · 20/06/2024 21:59

MattDamon · 20/06/2024 20:22

She made a sensible decision to marry him

If she isn't going to leave him then securing herself financially will have to do. So will hanging on until it's considered a long marriage. Like I said, I hope shes playing the long game. I am unclear about what confused you?

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