Social media sayings that can fuck off and die

[AngeloMysterioso]

I’ve reached the point of feeling a totally irrational surge of rage whenever I see them which is every damn day…

“I was today years old when”

“POV”

“That feeling when”

Anything that is referred to as a “hack”.

Calling an outfit a “fit”

I've found my people...a phrase I hate but it applies to this thread.

Not me agreeing with everything here. I stan for these posts. They're INSANE.

oh god yes, this. My cousin did this on her FB with numerous hashtags 😤. I deleted her from my 'friends' list as a consequence. Turns out she was in A&E having ripped off 3 of her fake nails that she'd had done that day playing volleyball. 😑

Another one is where a friend of mine (on FB) has her husband tag her in photos/posts and he titles it with things like 'on holibobs with this one' or 'taking this one to see Take That'. I just want to vomit with the 'this one'. No mate, that is your WIFE!!

’Are you me?’ Equally absurd and annoying.

Argh, I hate this too! I call it the “product waggle”

YouTubers saying something happened naturally as “organically” makes me want to claw my eyes out. Yeah it just happened so organically.

Yeh I found this one judgy & bitter too. Women can wear what they like at whatever age imo and should be able to go out on the town without this ageism! This thread was about sm sayings not how people live their life.

and why does it have to be a 'cheeky Nando's'?!? Why can't it just be 'Nando's'?? 😬

Are you one of those that always views stories without fail but never ever likes posts? 🤣 you’re just as bad

Same!!! Its not cute or endearing...stop it.
Agreeing with others:
'literally' when its figuratively.
'cheeky' then followed with 'dont mind if i do' , 'a cheeky pint? Dont mind if i do "ugh no sense.
'Dance like no one is watching' quote.

So many more lol...one of the reasons I've been off SM for years..

The word ick!!!

What if I told you....

"If only there was a page dedicated to xyz..." when xyz is everywhere on Instagram.

"It's giving"

Arrrgggghhhhh!!!

"I just wanted to introduce myself and post a picture"

It's infiltrating so many groups now and I hate it. I immediately hate anyone who does this!

This thread .. you are my people !
(another saying I hate but I have found my people )

I hate social media , however I run a business that relies on a social media presence , every saying posted so far grinds my gears …and after two seconds of scrolling I I want to shout at my phone !

'get ready with me'

It’s a Game changer <insert cringe emoji>

“And just like that”
Love of my life (so was the previous bloke)
Vibes
Best ever night with ‘this one’
Literally (go and look up the meaning; ditto ‘obsessed’)

those long/cheesy/cringe quotes attributed to people that definitely didn't say them

and long cheesy quotes in general

I love this !! Glad it’s not just me I find the dancing duos cringe 😬
sharing children’s health issues (attention seeking)
reels that start exact same words everytime !!
and the outfit check same poses everytime it’s weird af !!
I don’t doom scroll hardly ever now because it’s just so boring !! 🥱

I don’t mind people putting words in the mouths of their pets. I hate it being done in baby talk or misspelled.

Literally used incorrectly.

Most emojis, especially ones I don’t know the meaning of.

Side hustle. Wtf is a fucking side hustle???? Call it a job, hobby, whatever, anything but a vomit inducing side hustle😡

When people write : "I'm SCREAMING"or "literally screaming, crying, throwing up" when they're excited about something (usually a book/tv series)

Also the amount of people that write off instead of of I.e: lots off love -they're different words!!

My DC text this and I had no idea why or where it came from. Now I know. An internet thing 🙄