Social media sayings that can fuck off and die

[AngeloMysterioso]

I’ve reached the point of feeling a totally irrational surge of rage whenever I see them which is every damn day…

“I was today years old when”

“POV”

“That feeling when”

Anything that is referred to as a “hack”.

Calling an outfit a “fit”

‘So this happened’ yuck.
‘only gone and done it’. Double yuck.
‘makjng memories’.
and anything with ‘rollercoaster of emotions’

"....went over the rainbow bridge"
"....grew their angel wings"
"Living my best life"

Also ‘sad that this photo won’t get as many shares as a picture of a half naked girl’. Why would anyone want to ‘share’ (which is itself annoying) a photo of two unknown OAPs?

The 💀 emoji being used in place of 😂

I suppose its not really a saying but still annoys me, along with everything else already listed.

I know it's not a saying. But any video with someone sitting in their car to take it. Why are you sitting in your car? What is the point? The worst kind is when they're crying in their car because someone was "mean" to them. Or their nails were done 1mm too short.

Mine is #myXisbetterthanyours.
Like "my son is better than yours", or family, mum, whatever.
I just HATE it. It's so smug and, well, just RUDE.

I hate the faux wise inspirational ones. Some I've seen recently that set my bile duct quivering:

"It's OK if all you did today was breathe"

"If a person or thing is no longer serving you, cut them out of your life"

"It's not your fault. It's the trauma of living under hypercapitalism"

"The only person you owe anything to is YOU"

I have no idea what sort of benighted, empty soul you would need to take such patently wrong aphorisms seriously but I do know that they're an excellent how-to for a pointless, loveless, lonely life.

Sending prayers!
...but you didn't really pray did you.

Absolutely agree.

Or even gawjus 😂

Ha I don't get this either ??

Slightly different from Facebook, Instagram etc.

When selling a 'preloved' jumper or cardigan, talk about how much you love the item 'but I always reach for other knits'.

It's your old cardi that you bought in the sale five years ago because it was so cheap but never really liked it or wore it.

We see you.

Does POV mean 'point if view' ie this is what I think?

Literally obsessed which must be spelt 'litterly' it's obligatory.

Two that I detest most are “The ick” and “What’s not to like?” They both infuriate me.

Photos of trout pout with twats who comment 'on fire 🔥 babes'

...is feeling worried at a and e

What's wrong hun

Pm me babe

I hate this too, and especially when they do that annoying finger wave

Penis on vagina

I did a thing
she/he ate or even devoured
this one
Sunday is Sundaying, summer is not summering etc
any get ready with me video

When an argument kicks off and someone gives their opinion, then says "I rest my case".

A new annoyance for me is "casted" as a past tense rather than "cast".

"If a person or thing is no longer serving you, cut them out of your life”

Yeh this in particular. Not everything and everyone is there to “serve” you!! Agh the self obsession & entitlement!! Also when people say “be the main character “ or “main character vibes” 🤮🤮🤮

"Let that sink in"

you see that a lot on Twitter, when someone has posted something they think is exceptionally profound or shocking. So annoying!

Also calling something " fire" ( i.e. great )