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BrightInMyNorthernSky · 02/06/2024 16:42

Having just got through the most stressful week ever due to a nightmare situation of my own making, I thought I would share a previous and current cautionary tale.

  1. Always remember to change the address on your V5 and not just your license. I didn't. DH got caught speeding twice on the same day on the same stretch of road (33 in a 30) in my car. Both fines went to old address. Didn't answer them, obvs. The whole sorry mess played out without me being aware and by the time it all caught up with me it was had been banned from driving for six months and fined £2k - five months earlier! So had been driving while banned for five months!!!
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ClosedBookType · 03/06/2024 14:52

LakeTiticaca · 03/06/2024 08:19

Please explain

Oh my goodness, unscrupulous people use the pretence of the death of a grandparent, to claim days off work, hence make sure to say you have four grandparents to claim for their deaths and get days off, when you start a new job, to maximise the days you can falsely claim.

It’s horrible, I wouldn’t advocate it, nor would many of us, but there’s the explanation, again.

So sorry, but so many people have asked what this means.

FoodieToo · 03/06/2024 14:53

LargeSquareRock · 03/06/2024 06:45

Treat marriage like a business merger. Decide in advance-

  1. which house you will live and and which house you will sell
  2. Whether the addition of a cat is acceptable to the non-cat person
  3. Agree on number of kids you will try for
  4. agree on what religion (or not) your children will be raised in
  5. agree on rough Christmas holiday split
  6. decide on stay home parent or two working parents
  7. decide on a retirement savings plan

How our friends laughed. We were the excel spreadsheet romance. Well, GUESS WHO IS STILL HAPPILY MARRIED 20 YEARS LATER AND WHO HAD DIVORCED.

Aren't you just fantastic ......🙄!

Errors · 03/06/2024 15:01

Orangello · 03/06/2024 14:38

if something feels off or uncomfortable in the relationship early on, leave. If you feel like its hard work, you are sometimes hurt, sometimes unhappy - leave, even if sometimes its amazing!

This. Relationships are not hard work. Life can be hard work, but a partner should make it easier and more pleasant. If your life is consumed by your partner's moods, your constant issues, misundersandings and disagreements - that is not a good relationship. Even if sometimes, when your partner acts like a normal person for a change, it's amazing.

I wish I could thank this post multiple times

Highandhellwater · 03/06/2024 15:04

Never attempt to home wax between your bum cheeks unless you really know what you are doing. You may end up sticking them together and not actually removing any hair.

Cattery · 03/06/2024 15:04

TinkerTiger · 03/06/2024 13:29

When using public toilets:

  1. ensure you have the loo paper in hand before using, so you don’t get caught short in the wrong cubicle

  2. ensure you are fully dressed before flushing, should you need to make an escape due to the toilet overflowing 🙈

Indeed. Wise words x

murasaki · 03/06/2024 15:08

Highandhellwater · 03/06/2024 15:04

Never attempt to home wax between your bum cheeks unless you really know what you are doing. You may end up sticking them together and not actually removing any hair.

I'm sorry for your pain, but genuinely laughed out loud at this.

YYURYYUCICYYUR4ME · 03/06/2024 15:10

When buying a house don't use a good solicitor, as the purchase / sale only moves as fast as the slowest in the chain!

HamptonWishList · 03/06/2024 15:10

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 02/06/2024 23:51

Do not go to bed sooking a strepsil.
I fell asleep and woke up in the morning it was still in my mouth (albeit much smaller) and it had burned a hole in the roof of my mouth. It was weeks before it healed properly.

Also, do not sniff olbas oil whilst laying down. I did this and some dribbled out the bottle and down my nose and my nose and throat felt dry for days and days even though I guzzled water to try and get rid of it. It was awful!

Edited

This is horrendous @Hungrycaterpillarsmummy

what's in a strepsil that 'burns'?

Also how did you fall asleep with something like that in your mouth? I would have thought that bodily swallowing reflexes would stop you from doing that to avoid choking.

Also you are lucky you didn't choke.

AgathaMystery · 03/06/2024 15:13

WhenTheMoonShines · 03/06/2024 08:37

Seems to be your issue isn’t the fact that you forgot to change your address, it’s that you have a reckless and idiotic DH that doesn’t care for anyone else’s life or he’d not have been speeding.

BTW he’s lied about it being 33 in a 30. There’s a 10% tolerance. He’ll have been doing much more than 33 - and twice in one day too!

I bet I’m the 100th person to write this but there is not a 10% tolerance. I did a speed awareness course just last month - we were all within 2-5 miles of the speed limit.

The first thing the facilitator said was ‘sooooo who thought there was a 10% tolerance?!’

worstofbothworlds · 03/06/2024 15:14

PurpleChrayn · 02/06/2024 23:49

Always start a new job with four living grandparents.

Same if you are going on to a university course, though at a pinch you can kill off an aunt or a pet.

worstofbothworlds · 03/06/2024 15:15

@ClosedBookType I am a university lecturer and I knew EXACTLY what it meant.

Greatbritish · 03/06/2024 15:16

LargeSquareRock · 03/06/2024 06:45

Treat marriage like a business merger. Decide in advance-

  1. which house you will live and and which house you will sell
  2. Whether the addition of a cat is acceptable to the non-cat person
  3. Agree on number of kids you will try for
  4. agree on what religion (or not) your children will be raised in
  5. agree on rough Christmas holiday split
  6. decide on stay home parent or two working parents
  7. decide on a retirement savings plan

How our friends laughed. We were the excel spreadsheet romance. Well, GUESS WHO IS STILL HAPPILY MARRIED 20 YEARS LATER AND WHO HAD DIVORCED.

Guess who spoke about all those things together, and more, before getting married?

Guess who used to support other couples having these important conversations before getting married?

Guess who is divorced after being married for over 20 years?

The conversations matter little when one person decides they no longer want to keep their promises.

Nor do they matter when you have two people who never had these conversations who are utterly devoted to each other and making things work together for their relationships' best.

Open your eyes a little and stop being so naive.

Greatbritish · 03/06/2024 15:17

AgathaMystery · 03/06/2024 15:13

I bet I’m the 100th person to write this but there is not a 10% tolerance. I did a speed awareness course just last month - we were all within 2-5 miles of the speed limit.

The first thing the facilitator said was ‘sooooo who thought there was a 10% tolerance?!’

My exact experience too! The facilitator made it clear there is no tolerance, as most of us on the course could testify to.

HectorPlasm · 03/06/2024 15:18

Don't throw good money after bad money

Cattyisbatty · 03/06/2024 15:19

Don’t let your dh book flights without you double checking - yes he booked the wrong month 🤦‍♀️ annoyingly couldn’t be changed and we had to rebook. Luckily they weren’t too pricey.

Now I book and he double checks!!

Never read or let a friend read your teenage diary (when you’re a teen - or warn your kids against doing this).

januaryjan · 03/06/2024 15:22

IwaslostinFrance · 02/06/2024 20:16

Never, ever mistake a tube of haemorrhoid cream for a tube of Deep Heat cream.

😮😲😱

LittleRedFoxy · 03/06/2024 15:22

I've rarely read every single response on a thread, but this one has kept me going all afternoon! Absolute gold, some of these. And I've actually just gone online to change DHs V5 with the DVLA online - we moved two years ago, changed everything else but this slipped through the cracks😐
But just to add my own wisdom to pot, when looking for flights/hotels etc don't keep searching for the same dates online whilst you decide as the algorithm will push the prices up if it sees you're keen. Instead search Incognito on Google and don't allow Cookies.

Book your travel insurance as soon as you pay for flights/hotels. It's supposed to cover you for unexpected calamities before you go away too, not just while you're away.

TinkerTiger · 03/06/2024 15:22

WhataPlank · 03/06/2024 10:14

Do not, under any circumstances, trust an inspector (whether that be health and safety, education/OFSTED, environmental health etc etc).

They are not your friends, they do not have your best interests at heart, they are not there to support you - they will pretend that they are.
They can and will make up "evidence" to support their own agenda, and their entire team will close ranks on you if you protest.

Sincerely, someone who is now having to sue a government inspector for criminal fraud.

Intriguing. This may need a thread if its own, but out of pure nosiness curiosity, what’s in it for them to lie?

Pudmyboy · 03/06/2024 15:26

stayathomer · 03/06/2024 13:45

Abeona

Always keep a bottle of drinking water, some energy bars, tissues, an umbrella, a rainproof, a sweater, sunscreen, a hat and a book in the back of the car in case of breakdowns. Plus something to pee into.
I agree with this but the only thing is they’ve warned people not to keep anything for drinking in your car, a lot of people are hospitalised with stomach issues from drinking water that has been continuously heated and cooled. (But am definitely going to pack my car according to your advice!)

So I suppose a carbonated soft drink such as 7up would be a reasonable substitute?

Fgfgfg · 03/06/2024 15:26

Pollypickpockets · 03/06/2024 10:48

Yup, I wouldn’t bother doing a grievance and entering into a ‘he said she said’ spat. Save it all for the exit interview instead!

The longer you stay in a toxic work environment the more it gradually wears down your self esteem. You won’t realise how down it was making you until you change jobs. You have to leave ASAP.

The longer you stay...the more they wear you down...the harder it can be to find the confidence to even apply for another job. Get out as soon as you can. Don't stay too long and end up seriously considering hiring a hit man!

ForestAtTheSea · 03/06/2024 15:27

stayathomer · 03/06/2024 13:45

Abeona

Always keep a bottle of drinking water, some energy bars, tissues, an umbrella, a rainproof, a sweater, sunscreen, a hat and a book in the back of the car in case of breakdowns. Plus something to pee into.
I agree with this but the only thing is they’ve warned people not to keep anything for drinking in your car, a lot of people are hospitalised with stomach issues from drinking water that has been continuously heated and cooled. (But am definitely going to pack my car according to your advice!)

Depending on your driving patterns, you can separate the non-food and the food/drink items and renew the food and water weekly or daily. You can rotate them like you would do rotation in a pantry, use the bottle from the car at home and take a fresh one with you. That saves you having to throw out ages old stuff and saves your money.

When I'm in a hurry and don't get everything repacked, I take at least a water bottle. Usually the time-out is not that long that you can't survive without food, but no water will be pretty bad.

To add to the car-list, a torch can be helpful, too, but it requires regular battery checks. For example if you break down and need to walk to get help. That saves your mobile phone battery (light) as well.

Feelsodrained · 03/06/2024 15:28

I bet I’m the 100th person to write this but there is not a 10% tolerance. I did a speed awareness course just last month - we were all within 2-5 miles of the speed limit.

The first thing the facilitator said was ‘sooooo who thought there was a 10% tolerance?!’

There is in many counties. In all the ones I have lived in it’s 10% plus 2 miles so no prosecution under 35 mph in a 30.

https://advanced-driving.co.uk/driving-blog/tolerances-for-speed-cameras-in-the-uk/#:~:text=Speed%20camera%20tolerances&text=A%20few%20examples%20of%20how,mph%20before%20getting%20a%20fine.

https://www.confused.com/car-insurance/guides/speed-camera-tolerances

Tolerances for speed cameras in the UK

https://advanced-driving.co.uk/driving-blog/tolerances-for-speed-cameras-in-the-uk/#:~:text=Speed%20camera%20tolerances&text=A%20few%20examples%20of%20how,mph%20before%20getting%20a%20fine.

TinkerTiger · 03/06/2024 15:29

westisbest1982 · 03/06/2024 10:20

It’s boring, but get into the habit early on to save at least once a month for the rainy day that will inevitably come, as sure as night follows day. Possibly at the cost of spending on overpriced mini-breaks or useless crap you won’t ever sell on for good prices. It may be a four figure sum you can save one month, another month it may be a fiver, but when the shit hits the fan you’ll be grateful for that money.

I could not go on holiday all year and still not save a FOUR FIGURE sum in one month, crikey!

Allfur · 03/06/2024 15:29

worstofbothworlds · 03/06/2024 15:14

Same if you are going on to a university course, though at a pinch you can kill off an aunt or a pet.

Get a job or course you like so you don't have to fake any deaths

stayathomer · 03/06/2024 15:31

Pudmyboy
Ive actually no idea?! I just remember there was a summer a few years ago where they started doing ads about it on the radio telling people not to keep bottles of water in their car overnight and then drink out of them. A ton of my colleagues (all microbiologists;)) were giving out even though we all agreed it made sense😅

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