To think it was obvious they were for the kids??

[Birump]

DS is having a little play date today, low key birthday “party” but DS doesn’t really do parties so it’s more of a gloried play date.
Yesterday I did some baking … 8 sausage rolls, 8 scotch eggs, 8 jam slags and 8 chocolate brownies.

Came down this morning and most of it is gone, I text DH asking if he’d touched the baking and he said yes, he’d taken it for work.

im fuming, isn’t it fucking obvious that they were for the kids for today?? He’s insisting that it was not obvious. This is not the first time he’s done something like this.

He too everything - who for? Is he always such a greedy bastard!!! How selfish - horrible man - 👨 yuk

It’s loose and expanded 😂😂😂

Why wouldn’t someone ask before taking all of the g food?

id go berserk

Is a jam Slag like a jam tart only, tartier?
Like a next level tart?

Well on the back of this thread I was going to do some baking & I have no jam!

We used to make "thumb tarts".

Small ball of pastry, make indentation with thumb, blob of jam.

@Birump Was it his birthday or something?
It might be he got the wrong idea because of that. Otherwise it is all extremely bizarre.

Your dh sounds like a self obsessed moron

that said, I’d like a jam slag!

Your DH is an arse. Your Mum is a genius.

It's funny how people who pick on communication issues always pick on the OP.

"Is all this baking for something special or can I take it to work?"

It was why I ased whether it was his birthday. A long shot but might have caused confusion.

Typical dick move by a man.

I’m intrigued by the Jam Slags.

Too late now but if he were to ever do something like this again, I’d ring one of his colleagues (friendly child loving boss/gossipy receptionist preferably) and say that Dh had deliberately taken all the party food into the office, could they do you a favour and grab the food and stick it in a taxi to send it back seeing as dh had refused to and you have a load of kids turning up shortly that need feeding. And to make dh pay.

Emphasise how shocked and unset you were that he could do something like that to you and dc, doubly so knowing that it was dc’s birthday and that you had specifically discussed it/the party baking yesterday so he has no excuse for thinking that it was for him to take to work.

Play him at his own game so he looks an idiot for taking your baking in rather than looking good. Especially if you point out that you don’t think he would make that sort of mistake if it was work related rather than child/ family related!

What's a jam slag? Never seen these in Tesco before 🤔

Me too.

Who makes 8 of these things? Are we into rationing? What the hell? This is bordering on Scrooge. It is not like it is caviar or oysters or whatever it is rich people eat. And I am not talking about the husband - what if kiddies wanted seconds? If you invite kids for a play date, the table has to be positively groaning with this stuff.

He is a twat and you are not being unreasonable

8 full size sausage rolls for 2 kids!! Plus the rest. Not enough?

DH sucks. However, I’m delighted at the thought of you offering out jam slags whenever you have guests.

Anyone for a slag? Last slag up for grabs!

WTF!!
some people bake because they enjoy it!
I don’t actually just do it for him specifically, if I do make anything it’s there for him to take to work!!

Wow, sounds like the op made a good effort, hardly rationing

Please ask your Mum how to turn a jam slag into a jam slut.

You said ‘I always bake for my husband’s lunch’, don’t get offended when that reads as literally as it does. You’re now backtracking by saying ‘I don’t do it specifically for him’.

Tarts and slags, both similarly themed slang? They sound effin delicious either way, reckon I'd've ate them too 😂

Oooh can you imagine what a jam slut would be like??? Slut is generally considered as the gold standard of the loose wimmin world, so jam sluts would defo be off the scale tempting 😋😂

Recipe for this Jam Slag please🙏