Things you're supposed to give a shit about, but you don't.

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You know those little things in life that people like to morally police and make you feel guilty about but you just can't muster up the shit to give?

This is a confession thread. I'll start.

I don't give a shit that you supposedly shouldn't feed bread to ducks. I don't care. Don't eat it then. People have been feeding them bread for decades and now we're supposed to bring them organic bloody walnuts or something? Or some other crap they don't want that doesn't float?
They can have my slightly mouldy bread and be grateful.

Over to you.

I don't give a shit about UPF

Oh good the local ducks in our park are pretty much fed entirely on bread from all the kids and there's loads of them and they're fine 🤷🏻‍♀️

Omg yes!! Fuck Pandas!!

This is a bit twatty op. I take seeds, they love seeds. Your attitude stinks tbh.

Christ. This thread gets worse.

Do you find reading difficult?

No one is saying feeding them bread makes them go extinct 🙄

It doesn't make it right though.

So you don’t give a shit about potentially killing the ducks at your local pond. Because it’s inconvenient to get them something suitable. But also you want to feed them, so you’d rather make them ill than just not feed them at all?

You don’t sound like a very nice person, sorry.

Most of the mundane shit that people seem to care about I couldn’t give a flying shite about. Celebrity gossip and lifestyles, reality tv. Why? Concentrate on your own life 😂 Other than that I do see the importance of issues like climate change and poverty, I’m not selfish in that way.

Such a depressing thread 😩

Who wins any football match ever, even if it is England/Scotland/women.
I don’t care about some people kicking a ball around.

Perhaps they shouldn't be so greedy then? As I keep getting told....just because it's there doesn't mean I need to eat it!

Jesus, you really should. The kind of men who want to be in women's toilets are not the kind of men you want in there.

I wish the fun police would swim away to their chopped grapes and peas and let the rest of us criminals gorge ourselves on some slightly stale bread 🍞

Rats are needed as part of the food chain. They are supper for owls and foxes and stoats and hawks and badgers, so while they are eating the rats, the ducks are safe.

Do you find reading difficult?

No, do you find comprehension difficult?

How would anyone sane not care about a man in a woman's toilet?

You can get floating feed pellets from Tesco. I have a box ready for when I next walk along my local canal.

I think I might be a panda lol

Yep, rats are wildlife too

You really don't understand how the ecosystem works!

Sure be lighthearted but an OP gleefully not caring about harming an animal isn't funny.

Hey I’m drawing the line at pandas.
Far cuter than anyone’s dog.
Leave pandas out if this.
Red pandas are also cute.

What trans women?

I couldn’t give a shiny shit about what the person next to me has between their legs.

A packet of defrosted frozen peas is a cheap way to feed ducks.

All sport.

It’s slightly unfortunate that my job involves quite a lot of high profile sports things. I’ve negotiated high profile sports rights deals for years but have never got even a tiny bit interested in watching any of it.

Why do you care?