Things you're supposed to give a shit about, but you don't.

[BrickTraybake]

You know those little things in life that people like to morally police and make you feel guilty about but you just can't muster up the shit to give?

This is a confession thread. I'll start.

I don't give a shit that you supposedly shouldn't feed bread to ducks. I don't care. Don't eat it then. People have been feeding them bread for decades and now we're supposed to bring them organic bloody walnuts or something? Or some other crap they don't want that doesn't float?
They can have my slightly mouldy bread and be grateful.

Over to you.

Calm down 😄

Sometimes I think it’s that we are exposed to terrible problems that we are powerless to solve. It can make us feel so bad and it’s not our fault.

I've been dipping in and out of this thread all day trying to read the whole thing which is difficult because it gets longer every time I come back. I've skim-read the trans stuff, it's very boring.

Don’t be so mean! What about trans- ducks? 🤣🤣🤣

I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in going to Dubai.

Yep. Nothing that's not been said a million tomes before.

Did you know male ducks have a cork screw shaped penis? Duck sex sounds very painful. They poor female ducks need bread laced with painkillers.

I’ll tell you something I do care about…crispy duck and pancakes, can’t have a Chinese without it.

I don't give a stuff what you call Meghan or anyone.

Fuck a duck

The socks - Lol 😂 I make my DH buy all identical black socks. Several packs of 5 from M&S. I do the same with white socks/black socks for myself.

Definitely this 💯

What is a silent disco?

😂😂😂

Women, fighting for women's rights is .......... boring? Wow.

You would have made a great suffragette.

or shitting and pissing round your house, smashing stuff up and generally making it uninhabitable.

Shoot the bugger 🤣🤣🤣

This thread has been epic.

Thought you were talking about onelimeshark there for a second 😂

Really want it to end on a bread gif.

Low Traffic Neighbourhoods

Or a duck one.

You all wear headphones

Despite what some might think, I am likely to give no rigid (or otherwise) shiny shites about those who make up utter drivel about others and spout it as if it is the truth. It isn’t big. It isn’t clever.

It is pathetic though. Know that.

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