To ask your filthy guilty pleasure food

[FrogandTrumpet]

The cake thread got me thinking - what’s your guilty pleasure food? Something that you objectively know is total rubbish but which you can’t get enough of.

I hold my hands up to liking chicken and sweetcorn pot noodles. I very very rarely have one but just occasionally, I do get the urge.

Also, dirt cheap takeaway pizza. The kind with non-specific tasteless cheese and tomato puree.

Are you me? I pour some olive oil on the top.

Scotch pie and beans

Oh yes, haven't had a fray bentos in years but they're delicious. Also love heinz tinned spaghetti bolognaise on toast.

Yes but I think this is because I'm about savoury filth and nowadays more and more sugar and sweeteners are added by manufacturers which ruins it for me as all I can taste is sugar. Tried to have a dinner of onion rings this evening but were far too sweet, ditto ritz crackers and even non sourdough bread is too sweet. Biscuits and crisps also have a weirdly overly sweet flavour these days, so ginger nuts are a thing of the past. It basically means I only eat wanky sourdough, spanish olive oil crisps and the like which is too expensive and poncy to qualify as filth. I'd give toast and dripping a go though, haven't had that in decades

Cheap burgers, especially from a burger van or a hot dog.. literally cannot pass a burger van at side of the road without my stomach shouting I need one! Oh and it's got to have no cheese and brown sauce. Hot dog, no onions just loads of ketchup.
At home, thick white bread with butter, primula and bacon crisps 😋 or tinned chopped pork with sandwich spread

A sharing bag of lightly salted kettle chips dipped in onion & garlic dip

Duck spring rolls with sweet chilli sauce, air fryers were made for this!

I eat very healthily most of the time and try very hard to eat nutritious food (stomach issues). My guilty pleasure is a Fray Bentos beef pie. I know, I am disgusting and should be ashamed of myself ...

Yes, corned beef and raw onion on either a baguette or nice seedy bread.

Cornflakes with cold custard!!!! It started as a pregnancy craving but I still have the odd bowl 30 years later???

Buttered crumpets with Maple Syrup.

Proper home made cod fish finger butty, on home made white bread & lashings of salted butter, delicious 😋

A butter sandwich- slice salty butter as thick as you would cheese, put between any type of bread. No other fillings needed

Also just slices of butter on its own 😂

Baked beans straight from the tin with a spoon

Mushy peas on toast with grated cheese on top with ketchup

Spam fritters

My DHs food of choice if I'm ever away!

Doughnuts. Not ring ones, they're boring - jam or cream ones preferably. I can manage 3, but usually manage to stop at 2.

Mushy peas in a sandwich

Toast and jam with custard and tinned peaches, in a bowl, cut up, warm and delicious when you fancy a pudding but want to be relatively healthy.

A cheese burger with pineapple and fried onions none of these raw onions malarkey from a particular chippy. Absolute heaven. I once had 2 and didn't bother with the chips we no longer live near it but occasionally are by that way and stop for a burger. We deliberately went a couple of times during lockdown.
My other guilty pleasure is chicken thighs from a local chicken fast food chain maybe once a month. Not KFC haven't had anything from there for at least 20 years.

Chips from a chip shop. Made into freshly buttered bread chip butties.

Salt and vinegar therein.

Or chocolate cookies...

Cheese and broccoli Pasta n Sauce. I hide it at the back of the cupboard and eat it when no one’s around.

Never seen supermarket tinned chicken curry or tinned semolina.
where can I buy these please. I love dark chocolate most biscuits and cake.
nothing gross though.

@Soosi M&S do a lovely tinned chicken curry, we keep it in for lazy nights...and have with brown rice and dal.