To ask your filthy guilty pleasure food

[FrogandTrumpet]

The cake thread got me thinking - what’s your guilty pleasure food? Something that you objectively know is total rubbish but which you can’t get enough of.

I hold my hands up to liking chicken and sweetcorn pot noodles. I very very rarely have one but just occasionally, I do get the urge.

Also, dirt cheap takeaway pizza. The kind with non-specific tasteless cheese and tomato puree.

Kraft mac'n'cheese. I know its easy and much healthier to make your own. But i just can't resist that ultra-processed radioactive shit.

I will literally eat anything with butter slathered on it. Top choice is usually white bread PB sandwich with tonnes of butter.

However when I'm making food starved and raiding the fridge, I bloody love uncooked tortellini (the filled type with like spinach and ricotta in it, no meat ones obviously😂) slathered in butter. Or spoonfuls of uncooked packet rice with butter... Quite disgusting and only in private while cooking.

Microwave rice pouch, grated cheese and salad dressing. My quick, naff nutrition , go to lunch.

White poppyseed bloomer (very fresh) with butter, Marmite and a layer of salt & vinegar crisps, then put another slice of bread on top. Used to be my go-to post-school snackette...

peanut m&m's with salt and vinegar crisps washed down with a bottle of Prosecco or 2

😂

Really cheap tortilla chips with salsa. The cheaper, saltier and greasier the better 🤦🏼‍♀️

I'm ravenous reading this. And getting some ideas.

Papa John's Pepperoni pizza with salt and chilli chips from the Chinese 😋 the combination is amazing

Cheesy chips with mint sauce.
Cheese on toast with fried egg on top.
Chicken super noodles with sliced cheese mixed in.
Cheese and ready salted crisps sandwich.
I think cheese might be my weakness.... 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

OK. I’ll admit it. I like cheese covered in hot chocolate sauce.

Admitted it once before and was labelled a lunatic.

It has to be Stilton or danish blue mind.

For those more adventurous, you can thank me later

There used to be boxes of "cheese" triangles in different flavours. Like Dairylea but not Dairylea. I seem to remember only having then at Christmas - I don't know of they were a seasonal thing, or just that Mum only got them then. I remember not liking the pink ones (tomato) and others I recall were ham and also celery.

I'm in the US, LINDT Lindor Truffles any variety. But my faves are coconut, strawberries & cream, and any of the dark chocolate flavors.

My savory favorite is a prime rib on sourdough sandwich.

Fried bacon sandwich (white bread) bloody hell.

Never eater tinned curry, but I'm contemplating a trip to Sainsbury's to remedy this...

Mine is a "sharing" (not likely) bag of Sainsbury's onion rings all to myself- the filthy bit is licking the dust from the inside of the bag once the rings are gone. I really just want a bag of the oniony dust...

Kraft cheesy pasta
super noodles - chicken or bacon
chicken pot noodle
cheese & salad cream sandwich or on pasta 😋

Cadburys chocolate buttons

Cheese , anything cooked with cheese and salted caramel icecream 🐽

Yum 😋

Donner burger 🍔

Never tried buttered rich tea but love digestive buttered with cheese 😋

Buttered rich tea biscuits 😋 I have found my people !!!!!

Dh loves slices of cold butter on weetabix !

😋😋 Kebab in a cheese nan with curry sauce and cheesy fries. Add the coke. Add a chocolatey brownie.