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Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

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MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:08

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

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FuzzyCaoraDhubh · 17/05/2024 11:22

I love Hey there amigos 😅

TallulahBetty · 17/05/2024 11:30

OP, why do you keep starring out letters? You really cannot bring yourself to type sex, anus, etc? Get over yourself

KAT0779 · 17/05/2024 11:50

FuzzyCaoraDhubh · 16/05/2024 19:27

I was convinced for years that Randy Crawford was singing to a lamp post.
'Street light! Street light!'

I've just had a flashback from over 20 years ago, in the car with my ex and this song was on and he was singing "streetlights" haha suppose it does sound like that.

FuzzyCaoraDhubh · 17/05/2024 11:57

Brilliant @KAT0779 😅
Glad I'm not alone thinking that.

GrandTheftWalrus · 17/05/2024 12:18

The word is fucking ANUS

BustyLaRoux · 17/05/2024 12:28

I just came here to say you’re ALL ANUS!!!!

TheYearOfSmallThings · 17/05/2024 12:29

GrandTheftWalrus · 17/05/2024 12:18

The word is fucking ANUS

I genuinely think "The Word is Fucking Anus" should be the name of the UK Eurovision song next year. It could be sung by H and he and his backing dancers could all wear tracksuits with asterisks all over them.

minou123 · 17/05/2024 12:39

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 17/05/2024 09:54

I disagree. If the artist has form for writing perverted lyrics then he will have carefully chosen seemingly harmless lyrics which are in fact homophones so yes he might like her A List but he knows we will mishear it as an*s and that is his point.

You didn't know who he was - You thought his name was 'H'
Now all of a sudden you're an expert in his music catalogue and how he composes his lyrics.

😁

TakeOnFlea · 17/05/2024 12:46

"This is hilarious, I can’t stop singing it. ‘Robert De Niro’s waiting, talking to Tanyaaaaa’ 🤣🤣🤣 why would that even be part of the lyrics!? So funny."

Pmsl and then @Devilsmommy trying to smooth it over with "oh I'd just heard Tanya from sooooo many people" 🤣🤣 yeah fucking right.

Runter you 🤣

Devilsmommy · 17/05/2024 12:48

TakeOnFlea · 17/05/2024 12:46

"This is hilarious, I can’t stop singing it. ‘Robert De Niro’s waiting, talking to Tanyaaaaa’ 🤣🤣🤣 why would that even be part of the lyrics!? So funny."

Pmsl and then @Devilsmommy trying to smooth it over with "oh I'd just heard Tanya from sooooo many people" 🤣🤣 yeah fucking right.

Runter you 🤣

Oooh so edgy🙄 I'm a metal head so not really a shocker I don't know the lyrics to a shitty 80's pop song

TakeOnFlea · 17/05/2024 12:54

Mostly. No it's not a shocker that you didn't know. It's the trying to smooth it over with "heard it from loads of people" that's funny 🤣

You just haven't.

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 17/05/2024 13:12

minou123 · 17/05/2024 12:39

You didn't know who he was - You thought his name was 'H'
Now all of a sudden you're an expert in his music catalogue and how he composes his lyrics.

😁

Because PP on this thread have said he writes like that.

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WetBandits · 17/05/2024 13:12

Devilsmommy · 17/05/2024 12:48

Oooh so edgy🙄 I'm a metal head so not really a shocker I don't know the lyrics to a shitty 80's pop song

I’m a metalhead too and I listen to 80s pop every day, the two are not mutually exclusive 😂😂😂😂

Edgy indeed.

SoupDragon · 17/05/2024 13:16

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 17/05/2024 13:12

Because PP on this thread have said he writes like that.

You should listen to the lyrics of "My G". It's about his little sister who has Downs Syndrome. It's lovely.

Devilsmommy · 17/05/2024 13:22

TakeOnFlea · 17/05/2024 12:54

Mostly. No it's not a shocker that you didn't know. It's the trying to smooth it over with "heard it from loads of people" that's funny 🤣

You just haven't.

Why haven't I heard it from others? I don't even care😒

WetBandits · 17/05/2024 13:22

SoupDragon · 17/05/2024 13:16

You should listen to the lyrics of "My G". It's about his little sister who has Downs Syndrome. It's lovely.

Just googled it and 🥹 that’s so sweet, I love the line about odd socks!

imgoodthanks · 17/05/2024 14:32

SoupDragon · 17/05/2024 13:16

You should listen to the lyrics of "My G". It's about his little sister who has Downs Syndrome. It's lovely.

She's probably going to hear it as G spot or something with her filthy mind. But it is such a sweet song...

liveforsummer · 17/05/2024 15:30

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 17/05/2024 09:54

I disagree. If the artist has form for writing perverted lyrics then he will have carefully chosen seemingly harmless lyrics which are in fact homophones so yes he might like her A List but he knows we will mishear it as an*s and that is his point.

But he doesn't 'like' her A list' it's ' baby you're a list' - meaning she's high class/ extremely beautiful/ very high up in his opinion. The context is entirely wrong for hoping you'd mis hear as a body part!

FacingTheWall · 17/05/2024 15:38

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 17/05/2024 13:12

Because PP on this thread have said he writes like that.

If he wanted to use the word anus then he would, he wouldn’t hide it in a homophone.

StaunchMomma · 17/05/2024 16:57

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 17/05/2024 09:54

I disagree. If the artist has form for writing perverted lyrics then he will have carefully chosen seemingly harmless lyrics which are in fact homophones so yes he might like her A List but he knows we will mishear it as an*s and that is his point.

Babes, you are REACHING!!

You misheard, end of!

StaunchMomma · 17/05/2024 16:57

imgoodthanks · 17/05/2024 14:32

She's probably going to hear it as G spot or something with her filthy mind. But it is such a sweet song...

😂

StarsHideYourFir3s · 17/05/2024 17:17

Rock DJ by Robbie Williams - heard it for the first time, aged 10 ,on Pepsi Chart 2001 - I thought the line "I've got funk, you've got soul" was "I've got fuck" for some reason. I wouldn't sing the word, instead I would go, "I've got MMMM, you've got soul"

Wonkypictureframe · 17/05/2024 17:29

Bringing us back to famous anal sex track, Rock DJ.

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