Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

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I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

I preferred him in Steps TBH, he almost never sang about anal sex then.

Another couple, I was out on a walk one day in a park and there were a couple of kids with a Bluetooth speaker, would have been around 2017, and Calvin Harris - Feels was playing and the boy kept singing ‘don’t be afraid to catch fish!’ Don’t know if it was deliberate 🤣

Another time I was driving and the radio was on with my dad in the passenger seat and Alexandra Stan - Mr Saxobeat came on, and he said to me after the ‘’make me move like a freak’’ line, ‘’What does it mean move like a ‘’fridge’’? 🤣

I think the OP was really hoping for a thread all about anal sex. What a disappointment it must be to him/her that no one has obliged. 😀

I do love misheard lyrics. A particular favourite is “The ants are my friends” rather than “the answer, my friends” from “Blowin’ in the Wind.”

My mum has always (tongue in cheekily) joined in with Bananrana singing "Robert De Niros waiting- eating lasagne". Tanya has no place in this house.

I also thought Lizzo "let my hair down, check my nails".

‘don’t be afraid to catch fish!’

I used to think it said that. I mean, I knew that it didn't but that's all I could hear and it made sense 🎣 I never bothered looking for the proper lyrics.

It does make sense to be fair, I could see why he thought that. It was still funny though 😃

Don't your kids know the word anus? If not, why not? It's hardly offensive.

ROFL. "Attracted to your anus" is not something most mothers want their children to think about.

Not Uranus?

🤭

You couldn’t be more wrong.

H from Steps, of course. We'd definitely win!

Definitely H from Steps, he would sing it in such a cheerful sincere way.

I can almost picture the dance routine.

"Tragedy!! The word is fucking anus! It's a tragedy!!!"

I'm so glad I posted that comment now! You lot have made me laugh today!

You mean it isnt??????!!!!!

Why have the words anal and sex not been typed out in full?

Because they’re rude!!

Yes and if you ever want to do the deed you need to say to your OH "shall we have (mouths the word) sex?" a la Miranda's mum!

Have I just teleported back to Victorian England?

Ha ha just reading this when Bananarama is on top of the pops from 1984 singing Robert Deneiro Waiting. It's started a whole convo in this house.

If that were the case, the missing word would be ankles rather than anus

😂

Lyrics I heard but knew couldn’t be right sounded like “Shower de horse, I’m done”. Wondered if it was some odd expression I’d never heard of. Eventually found out it was “Ciao, adios I’m done”………..made a lot more sense!

I can never make out the lyrics of some of these singers,they could be saying all sorts!
There a TV advert that gets me every time...actor is talking about the British Art Foundation,I look up from my knitting as I'm interested in art. Realised he meant British HEART foundation, thought he might have remembered his aitch!

I still prefer my oldest daughter's version of Whitney Houston's 'I wanna dance with somebody'
Ooh, my nan's at the party
I wanna see her shake her botty.