Sayings on MN that bug you!!!

[MJCadman]

Off the top of my head....

"This with bells on"

"This!!!!"

"First reply nailed it as usual"

"You are awesome / my hero op"

"Are you on glue?"

"Are you ok? 😬"

So what does it mean, exactly? I knew there'd be someone along shortly with a nasty comment.

Get your ducks in a row.

If you lived in.....
then goes on to state well if you lived in (names) another county/country when clearly that bears no relevance as OP lives where they live.

ICK

Replies to a post that twist/add things that the OP haven't even said.

Ick" is a slang term that is commonly used to describe a feeling of disgust or aversion towards something or someone.

From Dr Google.

I say are you on glue. That's from the Pheonix Knights outtakes not MN. I've rarely seen it on here

Yuck.
Makes my teeth itch
Also, give me the rage, which coincidentally all 3 of those saying do

😂

Quite

I mean this kindly

Gently OP but......

'Thoughtful gift'. Some people seem to be incapable of buying an ordinary gift here.

All the dears…DH, DS, DD, DSD, DSS, DDDDDDDD….

Who the fuck talks like that in real life? Even you don’t think they are that dear the way you describe them in your posts.

Give your head a wobble 😂

Hubster and grand babies.

Oh.

My biggest one, but it was long before I knew of MN, is dear step son/daughter when the one posting isn't even married to their parent.

Talk me down!

Not specifically a saying but I hate that everyone contorts what they want to post so that they can post it in AIBU.

So ladies, AIBU to think I should dump him after he’s cheated thrice and given me crabs and not paid the mortgage in 20 years?

AIBU to think I can’t wait to retire?

I need new jeans - AIBU to ask you where to buy?

“You sound utterly joyless” said to someone trying eat healthily, usually by competitive overeaters.

"And what did he say when you asked him...? as a pissy way of seeing if you've discussed something, when the whole point of the post is usually that the person doesn't know how or if they should bring something up.

I agree with everyone who has mentioned the Ds. They are pointless, confusing and unnecessary.

What is wrong with my "husband", "daughter", "son", "youngest child", "oldest child" "son's friend"?

My most hated is ‘not your circus, not your monkeys’. It’s just fucking nonsense.

I hate when people refute a point by saying 'You do know...'

If you countered a point with that simmering superiority in real life, you'd get chinned, and rightly so.

‘Use your words’.
It just comes across as so patronising.

"I rarely say this, but LTB"

...A hell of a lot of people seem to say it.

When I see "kindly" and "gently" I know to brace myself for a whole new level of cuntiness to be unlocked.

I think not reading and running and mum’snetty hugs are kind gestures when somebody is feeling bad. I can’t imagine getting riled by those

Agreed re teeth itching though. Who in real life ever had teeth that itched? Dentures maybe

Can I contribute tribe?. No, you’ve not found your tribe unless you are posting from the Amazon

My teeth are itching - this annoys me along with boils my piss which just sounds disgusting.

You beat me to it, @Predictablenamechange1

Overuse of exclamation marks

"Makes my teeth itch"