70s bush envy

[Sparklybutold]

Is it just me or does anyone else have bush envy? Yes I mean pubic hair bush. I swear I have alopecia down there. I would love a big soft bush. Apparently you can get a bush wig which I'd seriously consider.

(Dear Aston University - stick that in your pipe)

LOL perfect way to describe it

Haven't read the full thread but I'm pretty sure they didn't invent public hair in the 70s.

Yes, hair free man-bits just look ludicrous to me- I can’t take that seriously.

I have to confess it’s a sight I’ve never seen - nor ever want to.

The judging and insulting on this thread is mostly in the other direction.

Dozens of posters have quoted this post but no-one picked up the pp who used the same word - grim - to describe women who remove their hair.

Despite all the bleating on about waxing being for the male gaze, it's predominantly the women with pubic hair rushing in to tell us how much their men love it.

A woman who explained why she finds removing her hair more comfortable was told to see a doctor.

I prefer no hair down there (for me not the man) but it’s defo not a hygiene thing just a personal preference! Do the hairs all over your face make you dirty….no, but if you want to dermaplane it’s all good each to their own IMO.

OP if I could donate my growth to you I would…win win 😂

What in the holy fuck happened here?! I had dinner, watched some TV with my kids & come back to find piss, blood & shit all over the thread?!

Thing is I’m a straight woman who doesn’t watch porn. I do associate a bare pubis with children as I’ve never seen one on an adult.

What are you talking about? A number of gynaecologists have told me it is wrong to be shaving at all, because hair is the protective layer, ergo, when you shave you do the opposite of taking care of yourself.

I agree. It’s sad that people (especially women) think their natural bodies are all wrong. And to me a hairless vulva looks childlike, appealing to men with really creepy tastes.

I have HS so hair removal not really an option
I can trim but that's it

appealing to men with really creepy tastes.

I can't speak for all couples of course, but generally, aren't men are finding women attractive and choosing to date them before they know the pubic hair situation?

If you're right, my DP was taking a bit of a gamble dating a middle aged, curvy mother of 2 with E cup breasts, and secretly hoping I'd look 'just like a little girl' with my clothes off.

I really hate all the ‘I would worry about a man who preferred someone bald like a child’ brigade 🤣

I started waxing after a long term relationship ended, completely for myself when I’d never bothered with it before. No one saw it for a long time and it made me happy, just like everyone on heres’ bushes make them happy! Everyone can discuss preference without casting judgement on others too!
For what it’s worth my DP prefers it right after a wax, but says it’s because it’s so soft and he can actually see it rather than what it’s like when it needs a wax🤣

I think that's a sporran and worn on the outside (like Superman) with a kilt.

Mine is very fair anyway but I used an IPL machine years ago across the top and down the sides and it’s never grown back and since the menopause there’s not loads any more anyway! I couldn’t give a toss what DH prefers but I know he doesn’t like hairless.

The cognitive dissonance on this thread is intense.

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Probably on Naked Attraction.

This sounds a bit like topiary!

I like the look of pubes, it looks like the bits have their clothes on. Unfortunately despite having plenty of hair, I have horrible pubes, really long (like 3 inches) and an ugly browny grey colour. Also I have hairy legs and bum crack like a man. I get rid of the leg hair but I am prone to ingrown hairs no matter what I do so the straggly pubes and bumhole have to stay.

Honestly, it really didn't occur to me that ordinary women remove their pubic hair until a few months ago when I saw some article or another with a GP saying she barely saw any young women with - I can't remember the phrase she used, so I'll substitute "a normal bush". Just one of those other things that make me really glad I wasn't born 30 years later. I MEAN. I just couldn't be bothered to keep it up (or rather down)
Allegedly the C19th art historian, John Ruskin, failed to consummate his marriage, in part, because he was shocked by his wife's pubic hair. Having spent an awful lot of time around marble nudes and paintings of Dryads with artfully-positioned fronds of waterweed, he hadn't realised lady gardens exist. Eventually she left him for his protege, Millais, and had about 10 children after that. DH is the arty type and loves Millais, and perhaps that's one reason why he's ok with it :D

''Oh god no. A totally hairless crotch on a man is awful. It's all...chickeny.''

I actually snorted at this!
YES! like a set of giblets.
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Dear @Sparklybutold I have a present for you It contains many inventive merkins, including a magnificent 'bush wig'. Enjoy!

😂

I think we should all start a trend of trimming our pubes into nice fetching shapes. It could be a new business opportunity. Like going to the nail salon.

Or you could DIY it with a biscuit cutter and a razor.