70s bush envy

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Sparklybutold · 24/04/2024 11:34

Is it just me or does anyone else have bush envy? Yes I mean pubic hair bush. I swear I have alopecia down there. I would love a big soft bush. Apparently you can get a bush wig which I'd seriously consider.

(Dear Aston University - stick that in your pipe)

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AInightingale · 28/04/2024 14:03

thepastinsidethepresent · 28/04/2024 13:57

I'd lay decent odds that Dagenham Danny has in fact never had a girlfriend and is typing all this from his bedroom in his mum's house.

I agree, it's suspicious. Why does such a Lothario have so much ample time to skulk about on Mumsnet, when he could be out ravishing women?

AnnieSnap · 28/04/2024 14:27

AInightingale · 28/04/2024 14:03

I agree, it's suspicious. Why does such a Lothario have so much ample time to skulk about on Mumsnet, when he could be out ravishing women?

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Exactly, small dick and lives with his mum 🙄

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 28/04/2024 15:20

AnnieSnap · 28/04/2024 14:27

Exactly, small dick and lives with his mum 🙄

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Yeah. Incel

TheLadyofShalotts · 28/04/2024 16:35

AInightingale · 28/04/2024 14:03

I agree, it's suspicious. Why does such a Lothario have so much ample time to skulk about on Mumsnet, when he could be out ravishing women?

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Or literally just doing anything else.

Something that he actually knows anything about and where anyone at all gives a shit what he has to say… online Roblox or something.

thepastinsidethepresent · 28/04/2024 18:27

Or literally just doing anything else.
Something that he actually knows anything about and where anyone at all gives a shit what he has to say… online Roblox or something.

Or daydreaming about having a girlfriend.

Hagpie · 29/04/2024 23:07

I am way too lazy to be waxed at all times and as for DH? He will tuck in no matter what.

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