70s bush envy

[Sparklybutold]

Is it just me or does anyone else have bush envy? Yes I mean pubic hair bush. I swear I have alopecia down there. I would love a big soft bush. Apparently you can get a bush wig which I'd seriously consider.

(Dear Aston University - stick that in your pipe)

I'm not a fan personally. Similarly, I'd be turned off by a man that looked like Tom Hanks in Castaway. Don't you get wee in it?

Is that an invite?? 😳😂

If you insist 🤣

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I'm getting ads for lawnmowers. Seriously!

I love my body hair, I don't shave or wax or anything else. No @MarioIa you don't get wee in it😂.

I'm surprised how many people don't have/like bush! I've always hair removed the bikini line and under part and kept the front trimmed but I've always had a triangle of hair!

You took the words right out of my mouth. (Or perhaps off my laptop.)

Yes @Angrymum22 the culture of removing all pubic hair has fed the 'labiaplasty' industry - girls thinking their genitalia are ugly and misshapen. Not that I ever watch Naked Attraction or that sort of thing (ahem) but a staggering number of young women seem to have had surgery. Jeez why would you want to have sex with such shallow objectifying men who care about those things anyway?

I love body hair on a man. Except when they have a furry back and shoulders. I'm decidedly unaroused by a furry back and shoulders.

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World gone mad- get me out of here! I am so glad I was born in the 60s, pheeeew.

Even less so if you've got a forest growing down there, which is the whole point.

If you think smearing at issue around makes you cleaner than the rest of us, ok, but you're not. You don't really have any leverage unless you use a bidet.

You go to bed with an un-perfectly-hygienic bum like the rest of us

Perhaps, but I don't go to bed with blood or wee on my pubes!

Lordpercy
"Hairy Mary" 🤣🤣

I don't care either way but of course there is wee on pubes. There is wee on pants too.

Not if you wipe properly😂.

I have a little "down there" flannel wash before I go to bed on a night! I like to know my anoose and fur burger are nice and squeaky clean when I get into bed! (This is also a good idea when you have a kitten that likes to get under the duvet and use your crack as a chin rest... But that's another thread... 🤣🤣🤣)

Nor do I, as I shower before bed!

He was right, it is icky. Only a paedo wants a woman with a shaved bush. Disgusting.

Perhaps, but I don't go to bed with blood or wee on my pubes!

Eh I guess so lol. However you can have a bush on the front for the aesthetic value and trim around outer labia/ass crack so🤷‍♀️

That's great (so do I!), but what about during the day?

Surely you're not having a shower or a flannel wash after every wee/poo. Surely when you're on your period you get blood on it. What do you do when you're at work, for example? That can't be very hygienic?

Yes it gets blood and wee on - and you know what - that stops the blood and wee going up my urethra and causing a UTI, also acts a barrier between bacteria in knickers from discharge etc getting in the delicate vaginal bits!!! Pubes serve a purpose.

Surely you're not having a shower or a flannel wash after every wee/poo

You should be washing yourself after every poo.

I think you'll find it's gravity that does that.

How? If you're in the work toilet, for example?! Or a public toilet? Or at someone else's house? Of course you're not having a shower or flannel wash after every wee/poo.