To say F** OFF!!

[zunchie]

Maybe I'm overacting but I don't think I am. The other day I was at a cafe with my friend (31F) and I was pouting my lips when she looked at me and said 'that reminds me' and started applying chapstick. I was a bit confused by this but then I realised what she meant and I was very angry. But then yesterday we went out again and I can't remember the conversation but I stuck my teeth out in a funny way and she looked me up and down and said in a smug voice 'I need to book my dentist appointment' and she set a reminder in her calendar. Am I overreacting or is this not on? And how do I approach it without sounding paranoid?

Sorry I'm not intellectual enough for you, next time I'll joke about Aristotle or Socrates 😒And great way to stereotype people.. you sound like a lovely person!

Shocked at using the word f*nny with appropriate asterisk 😮

You sounds absolutely batshit. Tell her to fuck off, she’ll probably be relieved.

😂😂

@SheepAndSword please say that it was a joke you saying l*sbians walk around us? It surely cannot be true?

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You're overreacting big time. You made a motion with your face, it reminded her, that's it. She's not criticising. I think if you tell her to F off, you'll be down one friend.

This thread is hilarious. Thank goodness my friends don’t gurn and pout!

Actually that reminds me.. I’m baby sitting tonight.

"Pushed your teeth out"?

Do you wear dentures?

OP, you sound preoccupied with your appearance and therefore what other people say and do must be about you. Vanity is not attractive but worse still, you are needing validation from others to make yourself feel good. That is never going to end well.

Well you must be utterly horrified at the comment below then.

OP your post made me laugh and think of a horse pulling faces over the stable door- all lips and teeth- hip you didnt snort or toss your head about as well

Why would you need to remind someone to get filler in their lips?

It all sounds very negative with you too. Quite bizarre too.

Omg! Everyone here must sit in complete silence in a cafe and not have any facial expressions at all.

Wow, how did you know the post after yours would be shocking? 😮

It got deleted.

Do you make silly noises too?

I was so absorbed by this thread that I sat and ate an entire tr*fle. Now off to sue Mumsnet for the additional pounds round my arse.

What?

Compared to this thread, that's actually quite sensible.

No. It's because you're overthinking something fairly trivial

Not at all.
Just stick to normal ones.
No duck pout or horse teeth required

Are you related to Lee Evans?

Er…👹👄💋😬

@zunchie i don't know why everyone is being so horrible to you but I get what you're saying. Your friend is perhaps making very subtle digs. You know her and can probably pick up on the vibe.

Thank you 💛