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Tire Extinguishers can fuck right off

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tireextinguishers · 29/02/2024 11:09

Woke up to deflated tires because I drive an SUV.

Jealous, petty wankers.

Anyone got got this morning?

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MrsCarson · 29/02/2024 15:12

I hope they caught the bus to come and deflate all those tyres.

Caerulea · 29/02/2024 15:21

T0AST · 29/02/2024 14:49

🤣😂

I don't think they like getting their hands dirty

In summer our tiny country roads are thick with them & can confirm they don't like getting the wheels dirty either much preferring to drive in the middle of the lane. I don't think they come with a reverse either? Could be wrong.

CagneyAndLazy · 29/02/2024 15:24

ClaudiaWankleman · 29/02/2024 15:07

You wouldn't be scrapping the vehicle though. With the second hand market as good as it is, there's no way you're scrapping a vehicle with 50,000 miles on the clock. Lack of critical thinking here too.

I give in. I really do.

The tyre slashers are not trying to get SUV drivers to sell their cars to someone else, are they!

FFS!

🤦🏻‍♀️

CasperGutman · 29/02/2024 15:24

tireextinguishers · 29/02/2024 12:17

@ClaudiaWankleman

Do you agree with them interfering with my personal possessions?

The police say that whilst it's not criminal damage, it is illegal.

IANAL, but my inexpert understanding is that it could be criminal damage. 'Damage' doesn't have to be permanent, and doesn't have to require repair/replacement, just that some steps are needed to put the item back into a useable condition.

In R v Fiak [2005] EWCA 2381 a person who used a blanket to block the toilet of a police cell, flooding the floor, was found to have caused criminal damage. The floor and blanket just needed to be cleaned and dried, but the fact they couldn't be used until this was done was found to amount to 'damage' in law, albeit temporary.

Ponoka7 · 29/02/2024 15:31

ClaudiaWankleman · 29/02/2024 13:56

What do you want my reply to be? I'm not someone who goes around deflating tyres. You're clearly convinced of your need for an SUV and if you live happily with that, that's your prerogative. I recognise that, on a societal level, SUVs do a lot of damage, even beyond their environmental impact.

But you keep using the word unnecessary. Like a pp her compact SUV emits less emissions than the car she's traded it in for. As does our compact SUV. What damage to society does the average, much needed (wheelchair/mobility scooter etc) do that eating meat or having children doesn't, or just in general?

ClaudiaWankleman · 29/02/2024 15:32

CagneyAndLazy · 29/02/2024 15:24

I give in. I really do.

The tyre slashers are not trying to get SUV drivers to sell their cars to someone else, are they!

FFS!

🤦🏻‍♀️

They're trying to put people off buying an SUV in the first place, and switch to cars more suited for urban driving. No one is sneaking around the countryside deflating tyres. Sell your car.

Please do give in - give up driving your SUV.

NotFastButFurious · 29/02/2024 15:35

Summerhillsquare · 29/02/2024 14:46

But not compared to a modern normal sized car with the same passenger and luggage capacity.

My car is a “normal sized car” it’s built on the same chassis as one of the hatchback models but has a higher driving position and better luggage space (the main reason I bought it!).

ClaudiaWankleman · 29/02/2024 15:36

Ponoka7 · 29/02/2024 15:31

But you keep using the word unnecessary. Like a pp her compact SUV emits less emissions than the car she's traded it in for. As does our compact SUV. What damage to society does the average, much needed (wheelchair/mobility scooter etc) do that eating meat or having children doesn't, or just in general?

I don't keep using the word unnecessary.

Emissions are only a small part of the issue with SUVs. It's just the one part you want to grasp onto to try and justify your car (and let's be honest, using the word 'compact' is a bit of a misnomer - it's still a big car). I'm Ignoring your whataboutism.

Ponoka7 · 29/02/2024 15:36

crackofdoom · 29/02/2024 14:12

Oh, I see, yes! They did....at a dealership, so the motor industry has to bear the cost....genius!

Thanks for sharing that, and reminding us why Tyre Extinguishers do what they do. This was in response to that terrible incident in Wimbledon, where that Land Rover crashed into all those little girls having a picnic outside a school, and killed two of them.

What senseless, brainless vandals, caring about the lives of children above the profits of the motor industry. What's wrong with them, eh.

You mean the accident caused by the drink driver? Then target that particular family, who you can bet knew she was an alcoholic and still driving. Or the government offices for lack of rehab funding. Or the Police because she'd been nicked before and not been banned.

CagneyAndLazy · 29/02/2024 15:37

ClaudiaWankleman · 29/02/2024 15:32

They're trying to put people off buying an SUV in the first place, and switch to cars more suited for urban driving. No one is sneaking around the countryside deflating tyres. Sell your car.

Please do give in - give up driving your SUV.

I don't own an SUV.

I do own critical thinking skills, though, unlike you it seems.

BertieBotts · 29/02/2024 15:39

I think they're right about all the problems with SUVs but I don't think targeting the drivers is helpful. They should target politicians in terms of legislation which would target manufacturers.

It does seem to be a marketing thing. If you want a new car, there isn't a lot of choice of cars that aren't SUV style, especially if you need space. We have an SUV style and until a couple of editions ago, the same model was a normal estate car. I didn't particularly care whether it was SUV or not, we certainly don't need one. But that was what was offered.

It's not actually that big in terms of parking but the bonnet is high and I do think that's a problem in terms of safety. Didn't actually realise this until I started seeing all the anti-SUV stuff by which point we'd already had one for a couple of years and ordered the bigger version due to third child.

TBH I don't feel strongly enough about it to compromise on other features, so if the choice is between 3 different SUVs and all the non SUV models are more expensive or don't have the features we want then we'd go for the SUV, but if we could get the features we want in a non SUV for the same price then we might be more likely to choose that. The companies might be claiming that SUV style models sell better but if they are making all their popular models SUV styled, then, well, duh? But that's not market forces, it's manufacturer driven. Something to do with safely standards in the US, I thought. No idea why they are doing the same thing in Europe where space is at a premium and I'm guessing there is no similar loophole for avoiding safety standards.

usernother · 29/02/2024 15:46

Caerulea · 29/02/2024 14:48

My biggest take-away from this thread is that ppl with SUVs are incapable of re-inflating their own tyres & have to call the AA...

I'm not incapable. I just can't be bothered.

ClaudiaWankleman · 29/02/2024 15:49

CagneyAndLazy · 29/02/2024 15:37

I don't own an SUV.

I do own critical thinking skills, though, unlike you it seems.

Biscuit
Caerulea · 29/02/2024 15:49

usernother · 29/02/2024 15:46

I'm not incapable. I just can't be bothered.

So you'd rather an entire other vehicle uses fuel to come to you to do the most basic of car maintenance? Even if bellends let it down in the first place.

I mean...kinda speaks for itself tbh

Allfur · 29/02/2024 15:50

And half of them can't spell tyre

CagneyAndLazy · 29/02/2024 15:54

ClaudiaWankleman · 29/02/2024 15:49

Biscuit

Yes, that was rude of me. Apologies.

(I'll enjoy the biscuit with the tea I just made, though.)

usernother · 29/02/2024 16:05

@Caerulea So you'd rather an entire other vehicle uses fuel to come to you to do the most basic of car maintenance? Even if bellends let it down in the first place. I mean...kinda speaks for itself tbh

No. I'd get my husband to do it.

tireextinguishers · 29/02/2024 16:05

usernother · 29/02/2024 16:05

@Caerulea So you'd rather an entire other vehicle uses fuel to come to you to do the most basic of car maintenance? Even if bellends let it down in the first place. I mean...kinda speaks for itself tbh

No. I'd get my husband to do it.

Which is exactly what I did.

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OutOfTheHouse · 29/02/2024 16:12

tireextinguishers · 29/02/2024 12:13

Electric cars are far more heavy.

I live in a very, very old city, my car fits.

Parking spaces are fine, they fit vans and pick-ups after all.

'Wankpanzers' - oooh edgy

No one has convinced me that targeting a mother that's getting ready to take her children to school is fair.

Good job we didn't need the car overnight for an emergency too.

A Range Rover Evoke weighs 1670 kg.
A Fiat 500e weighs 1255 kg

While is completely disagree with what they did I agree with their point.

tireextinguishers · 29/02/2024 16:15

A Tesla model Y weighs 2518kg

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Katemax82 · 29/02/2024 16:22

This happened to me a few years ago but was a clapped out ford ka

NoOrdinaryMorning · 29/02/2024 16:37

@ClaudiaWankleman I'm disabled and can only get in an SUV. How is that unnecessary?

ClaudiaWankleman · 29/02/2024 16:40

NoOrdinaryMorning · 29/02/2024 16:37

@ClaudiaWankleman I'm disabled and can only get in an SUV. How is that unnecessary?

I don't think I ever said it was, dear. Don't make things up. I said OP's SUV was probably unnecessary, and OP hasn't disputed that.

GuestWW · 29/02/2024 16:42

crackofdoom · 29/02/2024 12:00

Don't you? It looks like the note that they left spelt it out quite well.

But, to reiterate: all recent gains in lowering vehicular CO2 emissions due to the introduction of EV cars have been wipedout by the growing popularity of these wankpanzers.

The sheer weight of them is damaging road infrastructure.

They Don't fit down a lot of roads built hundreds of years ago, and massively add to congestion even when they're driven properly

They don't fit in parking spaces even when the drivers are capable of parking properly

They're massively dangerous to other drivers, and pedestrians. The massive bonnets are at about the height of a primary aged child's head, so they cause way more pedestrian fatalities in collisions. They're not even safer for the occupants, due to an increased tendency to roll.

Do you know what an EV weighs? And how many are SUV-sized?

I have one, love it.

NoOrdinaryMorning · 29/02/2024 16:44

@ClaudiaWankleman I don't think I ever said it was, dear. Don't make things up. I said OP's SUV was probably unnecessary, and OP hasn't disputed that.

Yes you did! You can’t even remember your own posts

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