I see the "But I live rurally, I NEED my SUV!" posse have turned up. Well firstly, this thread isn't about you, it's about urban SUV owners.
Secondly, I do live rurally, and big SUVs are an absolute pest around here. Thing is, rural lanes are very narrow. And SUVs are very wide. And, for some reason, SUV drivers don't seem very adept at reversing their monsters down single track roads into passing places. I've seen tractors manoeuvre better.
One of the local repeat offenders was splashed all over the village Facebook page yesterday- stopped dead in the middle of the lane, refusing to move forward even though there was a good foot between him and the oncoming Tesco van, massive line of cars waiting behind him while he ranted and raved and refused to move. The village had a great deal to say about that 😆
Funnily enough, all the people I know who live up terrifying, deplorable farm tracks with potholes the size of elephants drive old estate cars held together with gaffer tape- or at the most, a 25 year old Hilux or Isuzu pick up. The massive shiny Range Rovers tend to belong to the bungalow with a gravel drive posse.