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To warn you to never spray orange-scented perfume on your pubes?

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JFDIYOLO · 06/02/2024 08:12

It's l'Orangerie by Saltworks Perfumery

I shall be taking no further questions at this difficult time

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SummerHouse · 06/02/2024 08:25

Thank god I saw this just in time. I had already covered my toes in toothpaste and fake tanned my armpits. My next job was spraying my pubes with orange scented perfume. 😂

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VeryGoodVeryNice · 09/02/2024 00:54

My ex accidentally used lemon scented bathroom wipes to clean his junk after we shagged. He regretted that, and was henceforth referred to as ‘Lemony Balls’.

FloofyKat · 09/02/2024 01:04

Brilliant thread 😂😆😂
I thought it was only me who suffered the onslaught of the Mint shower gel. Strangely reassuring.

Treehugger22 · 09/02/2024 02:56

Pubes what are those

MoonWoman69 · 09/02/2024 07:46

Basically OP fan-tangoed her fan-dango! I've just remembered the Transvasin days... Akin to Deep Heat, but sooo much worse when accidentally in contact with the nether regions... 😬

RavenofEngland · 09/02/2024 12:31

This thread reminds me of the Amazon review about original source, mint being used in the shower😂

Tarkan · 09/02/2024 13:12

IfYouCouldSeeWhatICanSee · 07/02/2024 19:13

A very (very) long time ago, the bf at the time asked me to rub some White Horse Linament on his back.
I poured some onto the small of his back, which very quickly ran down his arse crack and set his jaxy on fire 🔥 🤣🤣
I laughed, he didn't. Hey ho.

Don't squat on frozen stinging nettles for a pee 😳 didn't realise until I'd warmed up at home a while later. Unbelievable pain

Also if you ever fancy a romantic session "al fresco", it's worth checking the area for nettles before you go arse-first onto them. Blush

IfYouCouldSeeWhatICanSee · 09/02/2024 13:46

Same goes for sand @Tarkan 😳

Talkinrubbishagain · 11/02/2024 09:18

Or the time we had an impromptu ‘session’ in the kitchen…..I found out rapidly that he had been cutting up chillies…

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