To warn you to never spray orange-scented perfume on your pubes?

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It's l'Orangerie by Saltworks Perfumery

I shall be taking no further questions at this difficult time

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Hope you are not on safari- elephants love and can smell oranges from miles away

Umm you are thinking about paying for this service?

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Anybody else crossing their legs reflexively as they read this thread?

I hang one of these from my knickers instead. Citrussy smell without irritation.

Thanks for the heads up.

I would also like to offer some advice. Don't put Vicks Vaporub on your butt hole.

My son caught worms so I wormed us and read that they crawl out of your bum hole at night to lay eggs around the area and that when you take your underwear or PJs off in the morning you basically end up flicking these eggs all about the bedroom. It was suggested to put Vaseline around your bum hole at night so the eggs stick to that and thus you can simply wash them off the next morning reducing the risk of reinfection. Anywho I didn't have Vaseline and decided Vaporub would be a good substitute, it was not.

I'm sitting in the hairdressers waiting for my high lights to 'cure', and reading these answers. I'm hoping I don't get asked why I'm gurgling with laughter!! ☺️😆🤣

It can't be as bad as my new body wash that has spearmint and eucalyptus in it.

Well 20 years ago a woman in a department store told me when I go out I should spray perfume on my pulse points and also down there so I don't think it's new!

Sending you strength and positive vibes at this most difficult time... How long do I need to leave this Domestos soaked kitchen roll on my rusty sheriffs badge? Asking for a friend... 😁😁😁

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Since when did people have pubes? I thought it was de rigeur to shave them all off now I can't be bothered

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I thought scented toilet paper was bad enough, that sounds like my worst nightmare.

I can remember using a vaginal deodorant spray years ago. It was very heavily marketed at the time.

It didn't sting, but I was told that it tasted foul.

Oh I've also made that mistake!!!

That's really such an unfortunate series of events

Yeah, she ended up with a lemony snicket.

I'll show myself out.

Noooooooooo

My undercarriage just cringed

I can confirm that you never must use mint source shower gel anywhere near there. Never, never, never.

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I have had a bit of Deep Heat go a bit too close, and that was bad enough. I had a sore hip so rubbed the whole hip area not thinking that the body part next to it, should never know about Deep Heat.

Actually I am pleasantly surprised to hear that pube spray is coming back again. As having actual pubes must be too. I won't be spraying mine though, with orange or any other scent.

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Ah yes, I am another who casually used DH’s mint eucalyptus shower gel and lived to regret it.

Echoing that the Tea Tree and Mint shower gel should go nowhere near your delicate nether regions.

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This has made my day, will never look at Vicks Vaporub the same way again!

Echoing bastarding eucalyptus and tea tree shower gel, my Jesus I was on fire.
https://www.tyla.com/you/funny-this-girls-review-of-original-source-mint-shower-gel-is-going-viral-20170511
This is a hilarious read