To warn you to never spray orange-scented perfume on your pubes?

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It's l'Orangerie by Saltworks Perfumery

I shall be taking no further questions at this difficult time

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Always wash your hands twice after prepping chillis . All I can say is ouch

Now always wear gloves. Never again

Rub your hands in oil first. The chilli dissolves into the oil, then you wash the oil off.

Game changer.

I get DH to do anything chilli related

This thread is brilliant 😆

When I was about 15, my bf at the time thought a good way to get me to give him a bj was to pour banana flavoured liquor on his penis. He regretted that quite quickly.

Some years later, a different bf bought a pack of flavoured condoms. One of them was menthol. THE PAIN!!!!!

Now that I have stopped laughing…..thought I would add the story of a lady I knew who was married with two small children under 5. She found out her husband had been bonking someone at the office and was devastated. She confronted him and he denied it but he continued to see the colleague in the belief he could mansplain to her he was working late on a particularly difficult project……. my friend hatched the ingenious plan to get her own back and cut up a lovely habanero chilli and rubbed it on the crotch region of his clean under pants in the drawer. Needless to say he developed some very uncomfortable symptoms and thought he had caught an STD from his extra curricular activities, had to go to the doctor and the GUM clinic for tests. She knew because she found test results crumpled up in a jacket inside pocket. How she managed to keep a straight face when she saw him I will never know. Bloody genius idea though, I would never have thought of that!!

You are being unreasonable , what’s wrong with orange pubes maybe you could try lemon next and go for a stripey look , this could become so popular, you are a trendsetter!

The OP may have some similar advice for the increasing number of women who choose not to shave their armpits.

A very (very) long time ago, the bf at the time asked me to rub some White Horse Linament on his back.
I poured some onto the small of his back, which very quickly ran down his arse crack and set his jaxy on fire 🔥 🤣🤣
I laughed, he didn't. Hey ho.

Don't squat on frozen stinging nettles for a pee 😳 didn't realise until I'd warmed up at home a while later. Unbelievable pain

Omg, I am laughing hysterically at this.

Are pubes still a thing.

Nor should you wipe yourself after having a wee with cheap loo paper after using anti nail biting liquid !
Tis painful

Please do not spray any flavour (!) perfume on your pubes or general fanny area. Please take my word for this. Also be very careful where you put mint and tea tree shower gel (although for a different reason). You're welcome 😁

In the late 60s/early 70s there was a phase of scented vaginal sprays and deodorants, due, I expect, to the very short skirts. A friend sprayed herself lavishly with hair lacquer by mistake one evening when we were dressing for a party. It did not end well.

Have you ever tried giving a BJ with a mouthful of Champagne ? Apparently it's really rather good according to husband ( the bubbles ) .

@toxic44 ouch!

Can I also recommend that if using cycling skin lube you check that it’s isn’t the type with a ‘Deep Heat’ element to it. I spread it liberally all over my pubic area before realising - cue me leaping about the bedroom in pain cursing my laughing DH who had failed to warn me. Took ages to get rid of the effect- probably only 5 minutes in the shower but it seemed like an eternity

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Oh certainly real tears here🤣🤣🤣🤣these have got funnier and funnier with each page! Thank you xxx

@Tatonka · Today 02:27

'I'm so glad to hear some people still have pubes, thought I was the only one!'

@Tatonka just watched the Olivia Atwood series and it mentioned people having their pubic hair restored. I love mine - never wanted to look porn star or prepubescent down there.

'I get DH to do anything chilli related'

I'd wager a bet that chili fingered lady doesnt any longer. Just make sure he washes his hands (or uses the oil trick, good one MN, I always learn something'.

Sounds like you got a mingery

My thoughts are with you.
Whatever you do please don't wash off the orange smell with this..
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Oh bravo!

Too orangey for crows…

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