Princess of Wales

[Ormside]

The abdominal surgery must have been pretty huge to expect a fortnight stay in hospital. I had a total gastrectomy and total vagotomy and only stayed ten days.

Like it or not, he is.

Dont you live in the UK then?

Current state of nhs where I am we discharge most hysterectomies same / following day

Oh god, that reminds me of those awful children's feely books
"that's not my king, his prostate's too knobbly!"

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I remember buying my son “That’s not my puppy” 😁 I always think people who say not my king sound a bit silly. Not my prime minister, not my president, not my emperor, whatever.

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That’s not my King his fingers are too sausagey

Dying 😂

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‘Planned surgery’ is quite ambiguous really. It basically could mean anything that wasn’t an emergency rush (such as an accident). I guess mine could have been called a planned surgery because they told me they were going to operate in a couple of days (think it was after the weekend). A week earlier I had no idea I would be having any kind of surgery.

i think the 'not my king' people are idiots.

sorry love, if you're a british citizen, he is your king, its not something you get a choice in, its one of those things that just 'is'

That’s not my king, his brother’s too dodgy 😉

Oh god ,that’s made me laugh 😆

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That's not my King, his sister's too scary.

That’s not my king! His prostate is too knobbly.
That’s not my king! his sister is too scary.
Thats not my king! His fingers are too sausagey.
Thats not my king! His brother is too dodgy.
Thats not my king! His jewels are too sparkly.
That’s not my king! His pen is too leaky.

THATS my king! He’s abolished the monarchy!

(Inspired by MN.)

That's not my King, his ink pen's too leaky.

It's fairly obvious what those people are saying. They're not 'idiots' at all.

I don't think claims of 'Not my king/queen/royal family' are particularly hard to understand. The fact that we DON'T get a choice is likely to be a reason for a great number of 'not my...' voices. It's completely valid to say 'not my king,' to express a rejection of the concept of being a subject, or a personal view about Charles.

A nuance-free, reductive 'ya all IDIOTS' doesn't really contribute to a meaningful debate though.

His sister’s too scary
His nostrils too hairy
Though recollections may vary

Of dog bowls be wary!

Especially if today
your fingers are particularly sausagey. Hey!

😂

Royal Top Trumps!
@LaTricoteuseVieux 😂

These are all brilliant 😂

There was a young woman called dragon
who jumped on the royal bandwagon
when they said “not my king”
she started to sing*
And drank cool aid out of a flagon

*probably the royal anthem.