To be angry with DH and his greediness

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Every year this happens, DH loves food, DH eats lots and lots of food. He eats a huge Christmas dinner then keeps going to the fridge and eating the leftovers. Yesterday we had a buffet, he ate loads yesterday too, today he ate buffet leftovers and cooked up all the leftovers I hadn’t cooked. He’s now farting like mad and complaining he had a sore stomach. Next he’ll be complaining he’s put on weight and we will have the saga of him losing it again.

To be fair he is built like an athlete, runs and gyms most days so he can eat loads. But he has zero willpower over food, he eats really fast, so gulps down air then farts loads. He gets greedy so if they’re a tub of Pringles he wants to eat them all. I told him to go take some Deflatine and he says he can’t be bothered so I’m kind of glad he had a sore stomach.

I’ve also just started my period so I’m going to have cramps tomorrow so I am angry for no reason and if he farts on the night and annoys me I’m going to kick him to sleep on the sofas because right now I hate him.

they aren't though - because the tone of the post was that a family arived home to find no breakfast food (that 2 of them aren't bothered about) in and instead of "i'll pop to the shops for a loaf and some bacon" the DH complained.

Knowing how many DHs are described here, it is not beyond the bounds of possibilty that the DH fully expected the poster to rustle up a Ye Olde Fulle Englishe Breakfaste

Everyone farts around 14 times a day, it is a natural physiological thing.
IT IS OK TO FART
Over eating is another thing

@Selenitetower

yeah it doesn’t sound very attractive

But he is a man who farts. So intrinsically a vile creature.

Since you are in a mood to be critical yourself, it's losing and not loosing.

@TravelInHope

farting loads cos you’ve pigged out loads is really unattractive yes.

So he overindulgence at Christmas and has a wind problem. Whilst I sympathise with being on the end of the wind problem if DH is otherwise athletic and loses his Christnas weight I don't really see the problem. If anything it sounds like most people at Christmas who then go back to their normal eating regime in the NY when the treats are gone.

It isn’t every night, certain foods definitely set him off I suspect he’s either gluten intolerant or celiac like his father but won’t go through the testing 🙄 but when he pigs out on foods I know it’s going to be a long night if I don’t have my own space. But if I had it my way we’d have our own rooms and beds I got very accustomed to sleeping by myself when I was working night shift, now that I’m back to day shifts and we share a bed I notice things that I never used to such as his snoring and farting 😅

I wasn't saying he was wrong for wanting toast/normal breakfast items. It was that he was "moaning" about it which implied he thought it was the poster's fault to rectify rather than he was "happy to go and get it". Want bread, get off your arse and go and buy some - moaning at someone else doesn't make it magically appear.

I know my mince pie breakfast would not appeal to many. I don't usually eat breakfast at all. I'm just enjoying the Twixtmas "all rules are suspended" feeling!

Doesn't sound to me like he has a wind problem, sounds like he ate so much food he made his stomach hurt and got gassy. Just overindulgence. Don't make out it's a condition he can't help.

LOL at "foodie" comment above, that is not what a foodie is.

Another fantastic day for the single woman 🙏

You should leave the room if you need to fart and go to the bathroom. End of.

Just laugh and say « shops that way love ».

I wouldn’t entertain any whinging- he isn’t a teenager!

I meant inasmuch as he caused his own wind problem rather than it being a medical condition. But still think overindulgence at Christmas is still a fairly general occurrence for the majority over Christmas.

He sounds like my 19 year son minus the farting. He eats around 4000-8000 calories a day. Any left overs he eats. Any ingredients for family meals He eats. He is just undrr 8 stone and God knows what's up with him. He recently ate loads as per normal. Went out boozing, had McDonald's, his two mates McDonald's then came home and ate two entire Greggs to good to go bags. Donuts, pastry, baguettes, 4 festive slices.

Friend suggested he has a eating disorder but it looklike he might have a thyroid issue. But it's a lack of self control and disregard for the rest of us who also need to eat.

Wouldn't bother me whatsoever if it's just for the Christmas period, I think you should give him a break to be honest.

Bottom line is you’ve gone off him. This stuff would barely register if you liked him. Most people over eat this time of year.

Surely the poor man can eat what he wants to. It’s Xmas ffs. Tis the season to indulge.

Flip side is you can ignore his comments and complaints about having a sore stomach. I wouldn’t give them any airtime!

Totaly! This is what gets me why do people think it’s ok to walk around or lay around a room and put this on others . Disgusting.

Goodness me, your bathroom must smell rancid. Do you really pass wind indoors? Yuk. The considerate thing to do is leave the house and go to an isolated spot in the countryside if you want to do that sort of thing. Make sure you don't choose somewhere that is 'very rural' or 'semi rural' as these areas are populated by MNers.

I know! He can go and get supplies himself. But the notion that he's a massive glutton for wanting breakfast is a bit much.

Yawn, it’s Christmas, give him a break. Nothing wrong with indulgence over the holidays. Ask him to fart elsewhere 🤷‍♀️

The farting would annoy me but even more annoying is the polishing off of leftovers particularly if you were planning a meal out of them.

my bf has been farting like mad. boozy ones that really smell 😭 he actually woke me up from my midday boxing day nap with one the other day.

christ, we are all suffering it seems 😂

@RobertaFirmino 😂