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Worst Christmas present

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Bookworm512 · 25/12/2023 20:40

I feel ungrateful but also very disappointed. My husband is crap at gifting but this really takes the biscuit. I am a 53 year old woman and we have been together for 26 years. He bought me a periscope. Am I being unreasonable to be disappointed and ungrateful?😓

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coronafiona · 28/12/2023 00:48

I asked for wellibobs, the short wellies because real wellies don't fit my legs. I got wellies. He got very expensive golf shoes, Levi's trousers, super dry shirt and three other random golf accessories, all of which were 30 quid ish.
I also got a cardigan I'd sent the link for and done sweets I don't like.

The lack of thought is so selfish and hurtful.

TiredMum30 · 28/12/2023 00:51

My DH once bought me the plastic cover for one of those mini greenhouses, the ones that are like 5ft tall and 3ft wide, weirdly enough he didn't buy me the actual poles that made the greenhouse though, so even if I'd have wanted to do some gardening in it I couldn't have because half of it was missing, FYI though i don't like gardening, never have and I can't even keep a house plant alive 🤷‍♀️

BChanna83 · 28/12/2023 01:05

Reading this post and others reply, I am truly gobsmacked on your gifts from very close family members - do they even know you?!

Going forward everyone should get an online wishlist gift list www.gowish.com]. There you can add items (with links!) for Xmas, birthdays, anniversaries etc.. I hope this helps you all going forward.

Best wishes, B. ♡

ChellyT · 28/12/2023 01:14

Bookworm512 · 25/12/2023 20:40

I feel ungrateful but also very disappointed. My husband is crap at gifting but this really takes the biscuit. I am a 53 year old woman and we have been together for 26 years. He bought me a periscope. Am I being unreasonable to be disappointed and ungrateful?😓

I'm sorry @Bookworm512 I always felt winded when I received a gift that I found pointless 😞

Palindrone · 28/12/2023 01:31

BIL got me some Tabasco sauce for the third year running, only this time it was wrapped in a towel because there wasn't any wrapping paper left.

MicrowaveRice · 28/12/2023 01:59

Avacardo2023 · 26/12/2023 13:51

This thread has made me go from thinking that a periscope is a really shit present to thinking of all the ways I could be using a periscope in my everyday life. For a start it looks like the perfect shape to thank my DH properly for the box of shite I received.

My DH has always been a terrible gift giver but I usually brush it off and think oh well who cares, but I am hitting menopause and this year has given me the absolute rage. He only has one person to buy for and that's me - I buy absolutely every other present for others (the slanket debacle of 2009 being the last straw). There is no acceptable excuse.

You've just reminded me I got a slanket about 10 years ago - where's it gone? We're all in oodies now.

IreneGoodnight · 28/12/2023 02:05

DH of decades gave me a voucher for a trip in a glider. Whenever we've seen a glider I've said I'd be far too scared to go up in such a thing that lacks an engine. He denies ever hearing me say this so he must be deaf as well as daft.
I couldn't restrain my annoyance that he's wasted so much money on just about the last thing I wanted, so that was Christmas day ruined.
He didn't open his presents from me (some beautiful military models to add to his collection) until Boxing Day. He was very pleased with them as they were exactly what he wanted. Fancy that!

septto · 28/12/2023 02:25

That's just unacceptable @Pennythoughts28

Fluffyfluffkins · 28/12/2023 02:35

Mercedes45 · 26/12/2023 07:47

I like this idea. I can just imagine my partner sitting on the toilet as I peer around the door with my new periscope 🤣

🤣👏

mixedpeel · 28/12/2023 03:38

SoOutingWhoCares · 27/12/2023 22:06

Thank you @HabitsDieHard & @SmileyClare your kind words mean a lot. And maybe my reaction to the PJs is telling me something and they are a kick up the bum in a good way.

I’m glad to see this response, as I was very moved by your first post and wanted to say something along these lines, but couldn’t find the right words and anyway realised it wasn’t really appropriate to do so.

@SmileyClare ’s “don’t ever lose yourself” is brilliant.

As are you for all you are doing.

But again: don’t ever lose yourself. And don’t wear those PJs!

Nanaof1 · 28/12/2023 04:07

DoesNotPlayWellWithIdiots · 27/12/2023 19:26

I'd forgotten about that! Just checked my watchlist and it looks as though the monstrosity may just have been bought! The listing ended on Christmas Day at 2.33pm and it says it sold for £699.99. I think if it had just been taken down it would say the listing was ended by the seller or something. Oh well, there's no accounting for taste I suppose 😂😂😂

I finally found that listing. OMGoodness! It looks like it cost about 20-30 pounds to make, and she actually sold it for 699.00 pounds? No way could someone be that strange.

Violinist64 · 28/12/2023 04:19

@Nanaof1 the poster was a man and if you scrolled through his other items for sale, it is safe to assume that he is very much a single man. Plus his description of this "masterpiece" was almost illiterate. I hope the recipient is suitably impressed by this amazing decoration.

Nanaof1 · 28/12/2023 04:29

Blinkityblonk · 27/12/2023 19:35

Oh we gift ordinary (but nice) things in our stockings, like moisturiser, nice razors, stuff like that, the children love a restock based on all the new stuff they get. I agree for main gifts that's not so impressive.

OP, this has made me laugh so much, your loss is our gain.

I am quite like you.

Most of what my DD and DGD wished for are things they would just "use every day". Toner, mascara, skin stuff, perfume, hair stuff, body lotions, etc. Luckily, they did ask for some other things too. I think you get people what they want and what you think they'll like. I get everyone things like candies, nuts, jars of fancy little things like jam, mustard, cheese toppers, etc for stocking stuffers and every year my DH wants coffee he would not buy himself because of the price. Ditto for him asking for snacks and me asking for chocolates, shoes and spices.

In reality, there is nothing that exists that someone wouldn't buy themselves if they wanted to and can afford it, so I don't understand the fuss about getting something useful, IF that's what they want. I also don't understand the "just going by someone's list". I go by their lists. There will always be a surprise or two, but I want to get people what they want/need for Christmas for the most part and a couple of things I think they might like. No complaints so far.....

It's not always the thought that counts because, too often, there was no thought to begin with, so nothing to "count". I have no idea why people would be like that, especially with people they claim to love and cherish.

Vodkafairy99 · 28/12/2023 04:59

😂😂 A periscope........bahahahaha, absolute gold! I bet he was chuffed with himself!

Ukrainebaby23 · 28/12/2023 06:05

Omg, do you think someone offered it cheaply in a pub or something otherwise where the heck do you even buy one, and what is their usual purpose in normal life?

Does Dh think you spend alot of time watching neighbours round corners or something. Very weird choice, I'd be gobsmacked.

Perhaps he entered a contest with his pals, what will the wife make of this present?

Nanaof1 · 28/12/2023 06:54

Stressybetty · 27/12/2023 20:06

😂 Think the idea was the masks would disguise our identities not disguise us as dogs! 😂 He was quite surprised I'd got him a serious present not a joke one. I obviously didn't get the memo! This is the horror! Dog Mask Poodle Head Face Costume Novelty Halloween Party Dressing Up Masks for Adults and Kids amzn.eu/d/6uTOuYv

Oh my! Seeing that poodle mask almost made me pee a poodle of my own!

I think I am afraid of that mask. Not sure if I want to search to see the Lab dog mask. 😆😉🐩

Nanaof1 · 28/12/2023 06:57

Violinist64 · 27/12/2023 20:30

@Nanaof1, there was a post before Christmas saying He’s back -12 days of Christmas. If you search you should find it. I promise you it is like something you have never seen (or wished to) before.

I think I found it. It is "handmade" and made for a party, kind of "cake-looking"?

It's a nice job of decorating....if you're a third grader. YIKES!

I cannot imagine anyone buying it except maybe one of her friends or her parents.

Nanaof1 · 28/12/2023 07:14

BooneyBeautiful · 27/12/2023 21:39

This thread is making me cry with laughter! The trouble is I tested positive for Covid on Christmas Day and my ribs are sore from coughing. Every time I laugh, it's so painful!

That really sucks and is a really lousy Christmas gift from your immune system! I hope you feel better soon! Use a soft bed pillow held against your ribs when you cough or laugh and it might help. 🤒😷😵

OldTinHat · 28/12/2023 07:31

I can actually see his thinking. I would like a periscope to look nose out of my skylight! I'm going to look on Vinted under 'unwanted Christmas presents' to see if I can buy yours!

Not a Christmas present, but worst present was a puffer fish. Days after I'd given birth to DC2. When DC1 was only 18 months. And XH went straight back to work the day after the birth. Anyone who has one knows how difficult they are to look after, poor thing didn't last very long. (The fish, not DC2!)

Beaker1305 · 28/12/2023 07:59

My own parents gor me & the hubby a selection box & bottle of wine - not a lot of thought & effort.
My in-laws got me a bath bomb set and an asda bath collection set - we don't have a bath (?!) And a candle.

I know I sound ungrateful but I honestly wish my in-laws hadn't wasted their money - the gifts off my parents were basic but at least they'll get used!

Lifechange2020 · 28/12/2023 08:43

I got a moustache eraser from my in laws one year…

darisdet · 28/12/2023 09:44

Violinist64 · 28/12/2023 04:19

@Nanaof1 the poster was a man and if you scrolled through his other items for sale, it is safe to assume that he is very much a single man. Plus his description of this "masterpiece" was almost illiterate. I hope the recipient is suitably impressed by this amazing decoration.

I still have that cake on my watch list. I only remembered because a few months ago I received a special offer to buy it. Around £15.00 off the £699.00 I think.

Has it really been sold!

Retiredfromearlyyears · 28/12/2023 09:53

😆 🤣 I'm so sorry. I just about choked with laughter when I read this. Does your husband have a 'thing' for submariners!? 😆 🤣
That is a seriously bad gift! Can you return it! Did he keep the receipt? Ask him. Don't suffer in silence.

Songlyrics · 28/12/2023 10:13

I got a pot of 500 Piriton tablets.

WillimNot · 28/12/2023 10:37

I got an item of jewellery.
Was pleased until I saw it was off Vinted for £10.
I spent over a £100 on the tight git.