I'm going to hell aren't I? What the fuck

[BlackFriYay]

9 ish months ago I was seeing somebody I really liked but was being messed around terribly by. I'm talking ghosting after sex repeatedly, blatantly using me for sex but claiming otherwise.. I suspected he had a girlfriend towards the end but didn't have any proof as he "doesn't do social media". (Lies). Champions league wanker behaviour basically.

I thought I was in love with him at the time and it took me months to get over once I finally decided to cut my losses and move on.

I did some work on my self esteem and when he came crawling back months later (a few weeks ago) and text me asking to see me realised I wasn't into him at all so I cheerily replied no thank you, I'm not interested. Yay for me. He said he was gutted bla bla bla. I didn't reply. Forgot all about him.

The other day it was my DD's birthday and I changed my Instagram picture to one of her when she was born. Unbeknownst to me he has been looking at my social media (which I don't have him as a friend on) and he's sent me an inbox this afternoon saying he has seen that picture and is having a meltdown because he thinks I've had a baby recently and wants to know if it's his!

Now obviously I'm not going to let the silly git think he has an actual child but AIBU to blank his message for a few days and let him see how he likes it 😂

@Night409 oh get over yourself Petal. The OP isn't pretending anything. She didn't post the baby photo as revenge. She posted a baby photo as a throw back memory as it was her dd birthday. Are you seriously telling us that before you post anything you think about what random people might miscibstrue who are no longer in your life who you don't even have on social media ?

The guy is an idiot and treats women's poorly. So now his creepy-arse social media stalking has led him to a ridiculous conclusion and you are blaming the OP?????
What's wrong with you?

He's going crazy crazy, I'd better end this now 😂

He asked if he can call me, asked what i meant by "you're not on the birth certificate" and said he's losing his mind hahaha

Well I would have done neither.

And if he’d wanted to go around for the rest of his life wondering if he had a baby out there then I would have cared less.

How convenient that after pages of having your arse handed to you, you suddenly come out with a very similar - if complete batshit, given the timescales you describe - experience.

<Can someone look under the sofa for me please, I think my eyes rolled under there?>

🤣

Before you tell him, please start with "Well this is awkward." I liked that one.

And the only reason you contacted him was because you wanted to contact him. You could have blocked him before but you didn’t. If you’d blocked him he couldn’t have got back in touch but you wanted to talk to him this one last time.

Assuming it had happened obv which is highly unlikely.

My last post was aimed at the pp with the three year pregnancy 😂

Pardon? Are you suggesting I'm trolling? How would you like me to prove that isn't the case?

Oh haha my apologies I thought it was to me

No no OP, I hadn’t seen your last post before I posted. It was aimed at the poster who has been accusing you of being obsessed etc and who then conveniently made up a story of how her ex contacted her after three years to query if a newborn was his.

Aaaaaaand curtains 😬😐

I had to put him out his misery just incase he was genuine and had a heart attack or something.

Jesus 😂😂😂

Absolutely one for the classics hall of shame!

This thread is very entertaining aside from the point that the posters bleating the most about 'drama' - their word - are the very same posters most actively engaged in trying to browbeat OP into engaging in it.

There's not much that is 'adult' about the way their behaviour presents itself. Interesting that these appear to be amongst the more invested posters on the thread.

Especially the one describing other posters as 'mental' and 'special'. What a pearl.

Of course you do 😆

@MayThe4th @SurprisedWithAHorse I am howling with laughter at your replies. I also just might be a little in love with @SurprisedWithAHorse. OP ignore the crazy responses on the threads. This guy is a twat.

Now he is blocked on everything and can't bother me again. How nuts is that guy?

"Smoking" is referencing cannabis, btw.

Edit, names removed for obvious reasons.

Hahaha haha

What a dickhead. Nice bit of schadenfreude.

👏👏👏 @BlackFriYay I dip my cap to you! Absolute blinder, amazing thread and maybe knob head will think twice about his actions in future!
Even when he was stressing it was all about him! Lucky escape there for you a while back!

This is definitely a mn hall of fame thread!

I didn't think he could possibly sound more unattractive until I saw his spelling.

Lol - have loved reading the thread, what an absolute knob he was @BlackFriYay glad you made him sweat for a bit, and have blocked him now. He sounds like a fucking nightmare.

@BlackFriYay BRAVA!

How has Night409 manage to hijack not one, but TWO threads and completely rewrite both posters' experiences simultaneously? That's got to be a derailing record! 😂

Oh and well done op. He was clearly a wrong'un as he can't spell either!!

I think @Night409 sees themselves as some sort of pop psychologist who can reveal people's true intentions 😂 they just come across as a bit unhinged

They should contact their local cinema in case there's a vacancy for a projectionist.

Ooh what other thread?