Lady Cocklodger

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SOS, Mumsnet.
AIBU to ask you to help me out here - having a conversation with my husband about insults. I explained the concept of a cocklodger to him, he thought the word was hilarious (we are in agreement that the concept is gross).
This led to a discussion about what the female version would be called.
Is there one? If so, what is it called? If not, what would you call it?

Fannyparker

🤣

I think ‘gold digger’ is the most frequently used female equivalent. However often used in a misogynistic manner.

In US military they're known as dependapotamus

Holy shit this is my favourite so far

What on earth is a cocklodger? No, I'm not going to Google it 😳

It's a parasitic man who doesn't pay his way.

Well you learn something new every day 😂

Pussyparker.

Cocklodger threads are my favourite threads 😆

Vaginisite

My first thought was mingecamper.

I know it doesn’t quite work for this context but VagBadger immediately came to mind and is making me laugh to myself

FannySitter

Scroungy Cunt

PeachLeech

MuffSkiver

Snatch-er

TENAnt lady.

Twatblagger

Stuckc#nt, fannypack(ed), titty tenant.

BeaverTrap

Agree with gold digger

This thread is so juvenile, like a bunch of schoolkids trying to think hard what cool swearwords they can come up with.

South Park had an episode on a succubus. Can't remember it well enough to remember if its equivalent to cocklodger.