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Lady Cocklodger

61 replies

hulahoopqueen · 07/11/2023 21:15

SOS, Mumsnet.
AIBU to ask you to help me out here - having a conversation with my husband about insults. I explained the concept of a cocklodger to him, he thought the word was hilarious (we are in agreement that the concept is gross).
This led to a discussion about what the female version would be called.
Is there one? If so, what is it called? If not, what would you call it?

OP posts:
Louise303 · 07/11/2023 23:37

Cuntycamper

Lettingitallhang · 07/11/2023 23:43

Bingsbongs · 07/11/2023 23:36

This thread is so juvenile, like a bunch of schoolkids trying to think hard what cool swearwords they can come up with.

Fuck off there's a cool swear word !

Stomacharmeleon · 07/11/2023 23:47

@Bingsbongs do you remember fun?

Tothemoonandbackx · 07/11/2023 23:51

@Bingsbongs why yes......yes it does and it's hilarious 😂

wellOkayIsh · 07/11/2023 23:54

Mudflaps · 07/11/2023 23:35

Stuckc#nt, fannypack(ed), titty tenant.

Your username could almost be one 😀

floppybit · 07/11/2023 23:55

LakeTiticaca · 07/11/2023 23:15

Cocklodger threads are my favourite threads 😆

Me too! Love a cocklodger thread!

Deathbyfluffy · 07/11/2023 23:57

Snowdropcow · 07/11/2023 21:17

I think ‘gold digger’ is the most frequently used female equivalent. However often used in a misogynistic manner.

Can you honestly say with a straight face that the term ‘cocklodger’ isn’t deeply sexist too?
Didn’t think so!

fireworksmyass · 08/11/2023 00:01

Cuntanchor

fireworksmyass · 08/11/2023 00:02

Flapslodger

Diolchynfawr · 08/11/2023 00:03

These are disgusting 🤢 (as is cocklodger)

notahappybunny7 · 08/11/2023 00:03

mildlydispeptic · 07/11/2023 22:41

It's a parasitic man who doesn't pay his way.

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Yet if a woman it’s a gold digger and misogynistic apparently 🙄

bossybloss · 08/11/2023 00:05

Bingsbongs · 07/11/2023 23:36

This thread is so juvenile, like a bunch of schoolkids trying to think hard what cool swearwords they can come up with.

Yeah … it’s great !😂

Terfosaurus · 08/11/2023 00:07

TittyTenant

notahappybunny7 · 08/11/2023 00:07

I used to know a girl who literally moved in within a week with every guy she met. There home too, not hers . She had about 3 different boyfriends within 6 months. My mum, who was not the most pleasant of women, called her a cuckoo.
very sad really, her mum had a boyfriend in her own home, not his, who didn’t want her young adult children staying so this was how she lived.

Winterscoming1 · 08/11/2023 00:13

Paying your rent from the furry purse!

wellOkayIsh · 08/11/2023 00:15

notahappybunny7 · 08/11/2023 00:07

I used to know a girl who literally moved in within a week with every guy she met. There home too, not hers . She had about 3 different boyfriends within 6 months. My mum, who was not the most pleasant of women, called her a cuckoo.
very sad really, her mum had a boyfriend in her own home, not his, who didn’t want her young adult children staying so this was how she lived.

Cockoo

BiggletonUnited · 08/11/2023 01:11

Cocklodger
and
Fannysquatter

DC1888 · 08/11/2023 02:22

OneRingToRuleThemAll · 07/11/2023 21:16

Fannyparker

😆Close thread.

coxesorangepippin · 08/11/2023 02:24

Rent from furry purse

😂😂😂

My lord

echt · 08/11/2023 02:29

Quim pro quo

Though I think it misses the essentially exploitative nature of such relationships. I'll work on it.

Saggypants · 08/11/2023 02:29

My mother would say 'home maker'.

CheekyHobson · 08/11/2023 02:36

Mingeclinger

echt · 08/11/2023 02:37

Muffbludger

CormoranEllacott · 08/11/2023 02:39

Idtotallybangdreamoftheendlessnotgonnalie · 07/11/2023 21:17

In US military they're known as dependapotamus

While funny, I’ve never met a military wife that isn’t pretty much managing all the drudgery, often in temporary housing, while the husband follows his calling.

Alatron · 08/11/2023 02:41

Wow.

The entire world is patriarchal. Do we really need a thread on a parenting site devoted to listing derogatory words for women?

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