Dh doesn't get ill often, in fact when his germ filled kids finally get me, he's full of pride about his god like immune system. While I quietly die and go about day to day, I get smug comments about how he never gets ill.
Except, he has a very selective memory, he may not get horrendous temperatures, the shits or vomit into a bowl while holding another bowl for the v&d child. But, he does like to text hourly updates about the amount, colour, consistency of his snot when he has a minor cold. He also is a fan of not only 'doing the sigh' but making sure he holds onto a mother ducking door frame to really convey the power of the sigh. Every. Fecking. Time. He. Walks. Through. A. Door.
Grasp, hold, wain and sigh.
He is the worst 'sick' person I know. Because when he's truly sick he just gets on, but a slight cold will bring out all the dramatics...and hourly updates while he's dragging himself through the work day.
Maybe the worst thing is, that when I'm ill, actually ill, like needing hospital ill...he doesn't believe me. Because when he was 6 he had it and he doesn't remember certain symptoms, so it can't be that. An operation and a weeks stay in hospital say otherwise, all knowing Lord of infection.
Wooooo, that felt good to get off the chest. 😆