Poo marks on our sheets

[Amireallymarriedtoanadult]

Name changed for this thread. We had a rare afternoon to ourselves today. We ended up in bed. Not usual for us but my husband works nights and it was amazing. When I remade the bed I saw poo marks on his side of the bed on the sheets. Stank too. I asked him about it my dh said oh yeah must have been me I did wipe myself though. From what I can work out it must've been either last night or this afternoon. Anyway utterly grim and I was disgusted. Aibu to have thought it was disgusting and yuck

Well, it is disgusting but presumably it's an unintentional one off.

This cannot be real 🤣
Did you not notice the smell while you were having sex
How was he so covered in shit that he got it all on the sheets

You had sex with a man who can’t wipe his bum properly? Yeah that’s gross. Could you not smell it when you were DTD? 🤮

Do you really need to ask that question? Is anyone going to say that’s fine?

God sake 😂😂😂

No I couldn't smell anything during the deed its like marks. Anyway he has changed the sheets and am just disgusted with him! I just don't believe it really

What don't you believe? That he wiped his ass? Presumably this doesn't happen every day so it's odd you'd think he'd think ooh afternoon sex, I'll leave my ass covered in shit

Pmsl

I mean....ugh
bad enough he doesn't clean his arse but to have sex without making sure he was clean first...grim, grim, grim

I can't believe he could be so disgusting! 😔

Clearly you didn't give him a good rimming OP. Maybe consider it next time and you won't have shitty sheets #TopTip

There was a thread about this the other day, but the OP was in the shower and she caught him only wiping once.

My fanny just dried up faster than the Sahara in summer.

No way would I even get in another bed with him, never mind sex. Grim.

What a shitty situation for you, he hasn’t exactly covered himself in glory. Lucky you didn’t poo-t anything near his bum during your afternoon delight.

He might have a continence problem.

This seems to be quite a common thing (judging by MN). Men who wipe their still pooey arses in the towel after showering, poo on the sheets, constant skid marks on pants. There's no end to it. I know shit happens (pun intended) but it seems to be an epidemic.

Oh fgs not another grown man who doesn't know how to wipe his arse.

Where do people find these ogres? And why do they marry them?

Im not sure I could get that animated about it unless it was all the time. As women we sometimes bleed on the sheets which is also gross. It sounds like he wiped but didn’t get a wet wipe and sort it properly. Shit happens!

from What you say he’s was putting as shift in
probably built up a sweat and if he has a hairy hoop mixed with sweat could be the cause of the problem

What is it with men who can't wipe properly and leaving poo marks on the bed sheets?!

I can't believe it either op.

And the first thing you do is start a,thread on mumsnet🤔

I think not everyone.....and that includes those on this thread....is squeaky clean after going to the loo!!

If it's just 'marks' and not splashes or chunks then I think he just hadn't cleaned properly and all would be well after his next shower

It's really no biggie!

I don’t believe it either. Why would you feel it necessary to ask if you’re being unreasonable?

So many Mumsnet husbands have unacceptable personal hygiene. Are these the same guys who earn 6 figure salaries and have niche hobbies?