To think its disgusting that dh used my towel

[WinkyTinky]

Bought myself a new bath towel recently, a lovely pink fluffy thing, a treat just for me. Dh used it this morning, stuffed it into the wash basket, and went off on his way. So I took it out to get it straight in the washing machine only to find he'd really given himself a good scrub and left the evidence behind 😠Anger level 1-10?

It might not be true. It might be a fairly effective way of demonising men.

Instead of posting about him here why don’t you just talk to him? Tell him your not happy he used it and that you want it replacing. Problem solved 🤷‍♀️

This is spot on and I'm giggling on the train....

100% not normal.
There shouldn’t be any shit after wiping and showering!!
just no.
I don’t know why everyone does use a bday or washlets after a shit and just dry paper.

He is disgusting.
And PPs saying that they share towels? That’s disgusting too.
Don’t believe a word re either situation.

A new towel, I think.
And lessons for him on how to wash.

Until then put three immodium in his dinner.

@TinChristmas thanks for reminding. Buying my first house, no space for bday but I remember looking at similar, I kinda showerhead type thing you fit beside a toilet designed for bum washing. I want to give it a go, hoping it reduces loo paper usage on messy occasions

A shatafe, I think it's called. I'm installing one when I get my bathroom updated

I think most men don't wipe at all

???

This is why it's important to wash your bum, and not simply reply on paper.

Everyone needs to improve their hygiene standards and catch-up with Asian and African practices.

Ew. Why does he have pooey bum AFTER showering? Has he no shame? LTB

bday???

It's a bidet.

That's a nice idea for people who can have bidets in their bathrooms and never go to the toilet in the office or elsewhere!

Maybe he needs a rear view mirror to help check?

And a leaf blower!

@FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper where's the leaf blower come in? Some sort of arse equivalent of the hand drier? Dyson are you reading this???

I know. Imagine if someone left shit on your favourite towel on your actual Bday. Not the present one would expect from an OH!

where's the leaf blower come in? Some sort of arse equivalent of the hand drier? Dyson are you reading this???

We're talking brute force to clear the debris!

A Karcher pressure washer would probably be more efficient; but then, why not just use the shower in the first place?!

Years ago there was a TV programme about new recruits to the army, all young teen men. One scene showed them showering before they were issued with their clothing. The sergeant stood there shouting instructions on how to wash. Use the soap. Yes, all over, now rinse it off before you get out. It was necessary, he said, otherwise more than half of them would just stand under the water for a few minutes then get-out. Wet but not washed. Quite alarming.

Don't get me started with this. Ever since my work has moved to gender neutral toilets for everyone every time I go to the toilet now it is literally covered in piss all over the seat and the floor. I get the transgender issues but all that these kinds of policies do is allow non transgender men to invade single sex spaces and be disgusting.

Made me laugh more than it should off 🤣

At least you know his crack is now clean... Silver lining?

@Fahbeep I've had worse birthday presents...

We all 'rely' on paper to wipe here. Never had a shit stain on anything. It's not hard, you just keep wiping till it's all gone.

Sometimes it is like wiping the top of a marker pen though.