Of course I get it. You feel aggrieved that you are tantalisingly on the edge but still within the Ulez boundary. But like catchment areas for schools or people living on one side of the street paying a different level of council tax to the people across the road, the line has to be drawn somewhere. Like Frozen, you have to let it go.
But to get round the charge you are planning to park in a street outside it. I think you said it's half a mile away and if you don't mind the walk, then I can see why you might do it.
All I'm saying is that you won't be the only driver just inside the Ulez with that idea and the residents in the streets you choose to park in might get fed up if they can't easily find a space and may lobby their local authority to bring in parking restrictions solely for local residents with a few meters for visitors.
That's what exists here because it is a very tempting place for people to park and continue their journey by bus, tube or national rail. The excellent public transport was a factor in my decision to live here and after a while I realised I didn't need the expense of a car at all.
It works. Today I ordered a new fridge from John Lewis and it will be delivered and installed (plugged in, which even I could do) on the date and time of my choosing and the old one will be taken away for (free) recycling. I didn't ask how they would get here or tell them where to park. John Lewis undoubtedly has compliable vans and drivers who know where to park, but if they don't and I was being charged for that, the price was still reasonable and this was one of their cheapest fridges.
It is a Bosch one though. I've never had anything as posh as a Bosch. I am looking forward to it.
But when I did have a car it was very annoying, on the rare occasions I used it, to have to park it three streets away after circling for ages because my road and the one round the corner were parked up by people who didn't live here. We had a residents' parking scheme but car-less locals were making extra cash by flogging off their parking permits until the council tightened the system. Again, I get why they would do that, but when it was stopped almost overnight I could find a parking space if not outside my house - I never needed that - but definitely in the same street or just round the corner.
I don't understand why the majority of my neighbours have cars but as long as they pay Ulez if their car is non-compliant, and their portion of the Congestion Charge and stick to the 20mph speed limit and other costs of driving like insurance and not doing a runner after paying for petrol, then I can ask no more.
There is one man who has a designated disabled spot outside his house. He needs a car and I wouldn't want his condition. You wouldn't believe the cheeky bastards who encroach on his space or even take it because: "I'm only going to be here for five minutes, mate." Or perhaps you would. Personally, I think it's never good look to say that to a small man in a wheelchair.
All in all I wouldn't be surprised if one day you needed a retinal scan to park round here and do you know what? I wouldn't care.
But enjoy sneaking over the border while it lasts.