What would your first plan be if its announced we are due an imminent Alien Visitation?

[Oddsockday]

Lighthearted but obviously the US congress are preparing to reveal the existence of Aliens.
What would be the first thing you would do?

Given all this talk of toilet paper the aliens are likely to hit the warehouses and supermarkets first so we're all at their mercy. Luckily I've still got a big pack under the house so if it's in the next week or two we'll still be ok for a while.

Personally I'd quit my diet, pick up the kids from school, draw the curtains and have our own little movie party. I'd hang out on MN and try not to laugh too loudly otherwise they might realise I'm home and knock. Oh and theres no way theye getting the good biscuits if they rock up.

I suspect they're already here working on adjusting our climate to fit their needs. Some like it hotter with a tad more nitrate and carbon dioxide. Plus they're mostly aquatic salt water not fresh and would really prefer a larger ocean system.

I’d put the news on and wait to see if I could get an idea of their intention. If they can establish they’ve not come to eat us, harvest our organs, take over our planet, I’d be really excited and curious and want to invite them in for a cuppa and a chat and get to know them. Obviously this might be telepathically or have to be through an interpreter, if they’re struggling with English (it’s not the easiest language and we don’t know if their physiology might make pronunciation a challenge. I’ve always hoped the existence of intelligent alien life would be proven before I snuff it, so I’d be excited but equally petrified for what contacting us would mean.

@Somewhereovertherainbowweighapie

"By the way if anyone wants any alien porn book recommendations let me know."

I think I've read all of them already

Love it.

LTB!! 🤣

Let them babysit/deal with a handfull of Alpha teenagers/first year uni students/arguing siblings for a whole week or two of the summer holidays .....they'd soon bugger off back to Planet Zog!

I would make up the bed in the spare room

I’d wait for them to leave shitty 2 star reviews on trip advisor for earth

Well well alien porn was the furthest from my thoughts when I started the thread.

Thankyou. I bloody love Mumsnet sometimes 😂😆

It would have to be Kay Burley
Everyone would cheer when they capture her and take her aboard the spaceship

Switch on the TV and wait for Suella to announce that they will have to go to Rwanda or live in a shipping container.

Oooh, an opportunity for business (and survival).

I'd telepath a message to advertise/promote my expertise as a language teacher, cook and tour guide.

😂😂😂

Luckily I've still got a big pack under the house so if it's in the next week or two we'll still be ok for a while.

Only One? I've got at least six.

And the newspaper reports of free council house, wide-screen TV and free money being given.

I always find that hard to understand as surely they could easily be one and the same ? Yet people separate God and angels/aliens and religion/science. I believe that religion And god was just the only way certain things could be explained a long time ago when now we could potentially be looking at aliens and science being the driving factor

I would shave my legs and wait for the three or four insanely attractive male aliens with super powers to turn up and tell me I am actually a princess from another planet and they need me to join them so they can train me to use my super powers.

Don't fall for their gaslighting lies and promises. They are going to take turns impregnating you with their alien sperm. Nine months later, three or four monsters will burst out through your chest.

Well as long as they warn me first with a text or phone call that they're coming. I can't stand unannounced visitors. 😂

Maybe we have something they need and we will be lined up like horseshoe crabs

Don't forget the clean underwear! 😝