What would your first plan be if its announced we are due an imminent Alien Visitation?

[Oddsockday]

Lighthearted but obviously the US congress are preparing to reveal the existence of Aliens.
What would be the first thing you would do?

Nothing- they have clearly existed for a long time and have done no harm. They are probably curious about us just like we are them.

The only possible reason they can have for turning up now.
They’re Swifties.

Get there first with the toilet roll rather than leaving it too late this time and having a very close call on running out

Make a Negroni. Watch Real Housewives. Continue to live the dream.

If you really think about it, it is much more logical that aliens exist rather than a god/gods - a earthbound human concept

Maybe better to go on a pub crawl? 😄

I thought mice were the most intelligent beings with dolphins a close second?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Get in the snacks.

What I would NOT do... is make my way to the tallest building, and get on the roof with a banner welcoming our alien visitors... That, films tell me, is not the smart move.

A fort made of toilet rolls and two pairs of pants would resist any alien blast.

Look out the window.

I'd ask for a lift to their planet - has to be better than this shit show!

Sigh with relief and give them a hitlist of world leaders to eat.

In the words of Eric Idle:

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, cause there's bugger all down here on earth!

Ask if they can abduct my kids.

Call murder and scully of course !

Then hope they don't find my posters and x file box set offensive

Oh and ask of they could make me " hot" in return for answering any questions they may have about earth.

Thanks to Jeremy Beadle, a lady in Dorset was once surprised by an alien in her garden. Her reaction was to ask the alien if he/she wanted a cup of tea, so I imagine that’s how most of us would instinctively react.

I sometimes wonder if the Earth is actually the subject of a pan-galactic TV reality show. I can imagine a bunch of more evolved beings watching the show and having a good old laugh at our idiocy.

I met one once, he said "you can call me Al"

For all those who will be washing your knickers, remember aliens live underpants.

On a side note is 'V' available still anywhere I'd love to watch a rerun.

I would 💩. I think it stems from childhood when my dad traumatised me with Jeff Wayne's War of the worlds 🙈

"Is that an EV you're riding in?"

Cross my fingers that they were coming to take me back home after nearly 50 years on this awful 'Earth' planet.

OK so I've wasted an entire day off and I've been down a lot of rabbit holes....
I've just discovered a documentary about shape shifters 😵😱and😱 the black eyed children.
I'm terrifying myself lol

Just send the round the back of a fast food restaurant then. Hang out by the bins. Best night out ever.

Chuck on a duvet and that'll resist annnnnnything at all, duvets are monster, alien, end of world proof!