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I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

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Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 11:48

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

OP posts:
Endlesssummer2022 · 03/07/2023 13:58

Nasty. Sharing some strangers cock with your mates. And yes Noshing is an old school word. At school, girls labelled ‘slappers’ were also called ‘shiners girls’ for giving out blowjobs.

DrManhattan · 03/07/2023 13:59

Happy Herpes

Get yourself checked out

Oblomov23 · 03/07/2023 14:00

Is this for real? You sent a text?

ThinkTheresBeenAGlitch · 03/07/2023 14:00

BadNomad · 03/07/2023 13:57

There are plenty who think she hasn't done anything that bad and she shouldn't tell him.

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Yes, and there are always posters who pop up to defend reprehensible male behaviour too. This week I've read two threads where posters have told women their husband's violence was provoked by their behaviour aka they were asking for it. So on any thread, you will have someone willing to stand up for the indefensible. This thread is no different (except it's a work of unconvincing fiction).

eandz13 · 03/07/2023 14:00

PomegranateRose · 03/07/2023 13:38

Whether this is genuine or not, I am shocked how many people think it appropriate or "kinder" to never tell a partner about behaviour like this. The act itself reeks of disrespect and untrustworthiness, and taking away your partner's right to decide whether they want to remain in a relationship with someone who would act in that way is absolutely another level of disrespect in itself. You aren't being kind for not saying anything, you are making your own life easier and adding insult to injury with every passing day.

Totally agree with this!

DirectionToPerfection · 03/07/2023 14:01

IloveJudgeJudy · 03/07/2023 13:33

Another one here saying DON’T tell him. What good would that do?

i absolutely have told DH if he has a ONS not to tell me otherwise I’d have to make a decision and he assuages his conscience.

Odd thing to say to your DH as you've basically given him a free pass to cheat.

ThinkTheresBeenAGlitch · 03/07/2023 14:02

FloydPepper · 03/07/2023 13:56

There’s a sizeable proportion supporting the view that’s it’s either ok, or he doesn’t need to know.

whether that’s 50% or 10% it’s much higher than the virtually 0% who would support a man doing the same.

like I say, not one of those posters would state that view on a thread the other way round.

it doesn’t matter if this is real, it’s so easy to show hypocrisy

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Nope, there are posters on here who defend men doing this stuff too. Very rarely are threads unanimous.

jolaylasofia · 03/07/2023 14:03

yes it's cheating and absolutely filthy and disgusting- sorry but you don't know where that's been if he's so free with it. however no good will come of telling your husband. live with your guilt no need to make him miserable over something that was 2-3 minutes.

Just vile

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Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 14:05

I chickened out and told him something else that's much more low key - it might be wrong but what good can come of telling him

OP posts:
isthismylifenow · 03/07/2023 14:05

AccidentallySuckedTheStrippersDick · 03/07/2023 13:40

@isthismylifenow

"Blimey.

I thought that was how one got rid of a skin tag.

Hope the poor penis doesn't fall off too."

They actually have to be really careful, if a penis is engorged/text fit to king the blood can cut and cause a priapism where it doesn't drain. This can be very very serious and has to be drained with a needle the size of a bic pen 😱

I bet the OP crossed his legs just as much I did reading this.

(Although I don't have a penis to ever have to experience this, thank goodness)

Dalekjastninerels · 03/07/2023 14:05

Doesn't need to know means the burden of guilt is OP's alone.

It does not mean yes OP it was ok to give a man not your almost husband a BJ.

OP, it was not OK step away from temptation from now on.

IAmAnIdiot123 · 03/07/2023 14:06

ThinkTheresBeenAGlitch · 03/07/2023 14:02

Nope, there are posters on here who defend men doing this stuff too. Very rarely are threads unanimous.

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Also, I think a lot of people will be responding to the OP first post. From that message I assumed it was lacking cream off a strippers belly or arm or something. It wasn't until further messages clarified saying it was a blow job!

TheCosmosIsMine · 03/07/2023 14:06

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 14:05

I chickened out and told him something else that's much more low key - it might be wrong but what good can come of telling him

someone else will prob tell him though

QueenoftheNimbleFlyingCat · 03/07/2023 14:07

NeverThatSerious · 03/07/2023 12:06

Think you’ve overegged the pudding now op..

Quite.

ThinkTheresBeenAGlitch · 03/07/2023 14:08

Yes that too @IAmAnIdiot123 and the ambiguity of that first post is deliberate!

L1342 · 03/07/2023 14:08

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 14:05

I chickened out and told him something else that's much more low key - it might be wrong but what good can come of telling him

What a self centred way of thinking. You should respect him enough to let him make his own decisions on what is good for him after you’ve done what you’ve done. Your poor husband.

Dalekjastninerels · 03/07/2023 14:09

QueenoftheNimbleFlyingCat · 03/07/2023 14:07

Quite.

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The swallowed pudding?😂🍆

isthismylifenow · 03/07/2023 14:09

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 14:05

I chickened out and told him something else that's much more low key - it might be wrong but what good can come of telling him

What other interesting events transpired on Friday night then?

IamMummyhearmeROAR · 03/07/2023 14:09

It's school holidays in Scotland Biscuit

excelledyourself · 03/07/2023 14:11

IamMummyhearmeROAR · 03/07/2023 14:09

It's school holidays in Scotland Biscuit

I hope the DH didn't vote for independence. The Union Jack flag could be the nail in the coffin

PookieHook · 03/07/2023 14:11

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 14:05

I chickened out and told him something else that's much more low key - it might be wrong but what good can come of telling him

What was the low key thing you told him? Was it that you just tickled his balls with your toes?

Crumpleton · 03/07/2023 14:11

TheCosmosIsMine · 03/07/2023 14:06

someone else will prob tell him though

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Then OP DH will have to find out he's not only married to a person that cheats but a lying one at that.

putthatdownsteve · 03/07/2023 14:12

If it was 3-4 minutes you were behind the flag, what was everyone else doing?

That’s actually quite a long time when to sit there while someone else going at it.

The only time I’ve experienced that, people were taking photos (this was 20 years ago thank christ for the people involved, so no social media and christ knows if they actually had the bollocks to take the film to Boots 🤣), or they were groping the man and the woman too. god, so classy, most of these were work mates, thank the lord I was just a temp on a few months contract.

Like I said up thread, I noped out pretty quickly and spent the rest of the evening in the bar going “what the fuck?” with a couple of others who left the room too - we were all staying over, too far from home or I would have completely legged it, but I heard the stories afterwards.

IamMummyhearmeROAR · 03/07/2023 14:12

👏🤣

overthinkersanonnymus · 03/07/2023 14:12

Was the flag covering you both? And are we talking - you put his entire flaccid penis in your mouth for a good few seconds-or did you just go a bit deeper than expected to get the cream off?