Most women hoover above toilet seat in public toilets to pee?

[summerfinn]

I was out this weekend and had to use the toilet to pee. I normally hoover above toilet seat to pee in public toilets and was thinking to myself this is difficult especially if I need to do a long pee🙈😂 Is this what most women do too or am I being extra germ conscious and should just wipe the seat and sit down? Sorry if tmi but I'm just curious

Yes,. Or if it's numbr two, I put toilet roll or paper towels on the seat.

Hoverers ARE the problem. The skin on your bottom is on different than the skin on your arms and legs that are touching surfaces everywhere you go.

Sometimes have to hover if there is no seat, but had an unfortunate incident with an automated flushing mechanism recently.

It depends. Anywhere where there is a large Chinese population, definitely not, as culturally they tend to put their feet on toilet seats and squat so the seats are usually very dirty.

Anywhere else, I just sit.

Yeah it sounds like you really do have a problem. You can usually tell it’s a problem when people have illogical ‘rules’ that they must follow but that actually don’t make any sense.

So for example, you being incapable of sitting normally on a toilet and terrified of touching a handrail but then being presumably happy to buy things that will be touched by the same people who touched the handrail. Or referring to tongs in a cafe as ‘filthy’ and the cake being ‘breathed all over’ but then eating food prepared by and breathed all over by the same people who put the tongs out.

It’s not normal or healthy to be terrified of contact with other people and their normal germs. If you wash correctly at appropriate times it is not dangerous to touch handrails or use a public toilet correctly.

Hovering when you wee is bad for your pelvic muscles. When you wee your pelvic muscles need to relax to release the wee. If you are tensely hovering above the seat, your muscles are tense and the message is mixed and ie not good for your pelvic muscles. An incontinence specialist could describe it better than I can.

I nearly choked reading this 😂😂😂😂

Nope (except if there's no seat.) Hovering is messier and more likely to splash and dribble.

Best response ever. Hadn't spotted the typo so had a real, 'What?!!!' moment 😂

Umm, no.

I do because they're usually wet 🤮

You're making them wet by hovering!!!!

But not everybody's job lot emerges without touching the sides. Some come out whole after one contraction (as he puts it!) and others sort of ooze out! Sorry if this is TMI. Maybe TP was rationed or something.

I'm in my 40s, frequently use public loos, always sit on the seat, never had any issues!

Definitely don't hoover .....or hover.... but I don't normally eat with my arse and always wash my hands when I'm done.....

Husband's father was just a mean controlling bastard

I'm just wondering how many hoverers give their husband's a blow job or partake in anal sex. The germs you are exposing yourself to must be off the scale compared to putting the backs of your legs on a piece of porcelain. Presumably some of the hoverers are entirely okay with this.

No I am not, because I'm polite enough to wipe if I need to, which is rarely. I have to wipe for my daughter to sit, that's disgusting because many women don't clean up after themselves.

If the bed freaks you out don't Google anything about the runner thing that goes at the end of the bed, or the glasses in the bathroom. And for God's sake don't Google 'hotel kettles' . Oh and never,ever leave your flannel or toothbrush in the bathroom if your room is going to be serviced.

Because you plant your naked hands on things that hundreds of other naked hands have touched.

Two Words.

She Wee.

Inter faeces et urinam nascimur

Nihil aliud est homo quam sperma fetidum, saccus stercorum, cibus vermium.

Saint Bernard of Clairvaux

That's one knowledgeable dog there

Never hover, always sit. But the other comments now explain why I often have to clean other women’s pee off the seat which is gross. I never dribble and did wonder why it’s often there.

No hovering here (although a bit of hoovering from time to time). Germs are good for you!