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AIBU to say that the Eurovision Song Contest is utter shite

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allmycats · 13/05/2023 22:31

Just suffered through all of the songs and come to the conclusion that the whole thing is 95% utter shite and 5% just shite

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Bigtitsbetty · 15/05/2023 08:40

I was there. It was an amazing show. Liverpool was really lively all week. Great atmosphere on Saturday around the city. Everything was so well organised.

The music is so varied in genre and styles (also quality) it’s just fun for those of us that enjoy it.

I don’t understand people. if you don’t like it, don’t watch it. I can’t stand Strictly. Celebrities that may or not be able to dance so I don’t watch it.

Anyotherdude · 15/05/2023 08:56

Oh come on! Why would you pass up another chance of playing The Royle Family/Gogglebox? Eurovision, Royal Events Etc. are the perfect occasions to get the family together to make jokes and sarky comments about what’s on, and laugh at how awful and cringe-worthy the content is! Brings the family together, if you ask me😂

SinnerBoy · 15/05/2023 09:05

I've never liked it, even when I was a kid. We were forced to watch it and I'd sit there moaning, "Oh God! I'm sooooo bored!" and get wrong for it.

In 1982 (aged 12) I stamped upstairs and ignored all orders to come down and be tortured.

I don't like things like X Factor, either.

I shouldn't think it's improved since I last saw it!

SerafinasGoose · 15/05/2023 09:42

SinnerBoy · 15/05/2023 09:05

I've never liked it, even when I was a kid. We were forced to watch it and I'd sit there moaning, "Oh God! I'm sooooo bored!" and get wrong for it.

In 1982 (aged 12) I stamped upstairs and ignored all orders to come down and be tortured.

I don't like things like X Factor, either.

I shouldn't think it's improved since I last saw it!

X-Factor, or anything Simon Cowell/Stock Aitken and Waterman related is where my line in the sand is firmly drawn!

I'm not sure what makes these auditory monstrosities worse than Eurovision: the music is equally dreadful (albeit less identikit and formulaic in Eurovision. Every single piece of bilge by the others sounds exactly the same).

I think what makes it marginally more watchable is the unintentional humour. 'Most Haunted' was also brilliant for this! And I had tears pouring down my face at the Michael Jackson seance. Funniest thing I've seen since the Polymorph ...

SinnerBoy · 15/05/2023 11:00

Oh, I can't watch those ghost things. They make me want to get a machine gun and blast the telly!

RedToothBrush · 15/05/2023 11:04

SerafinasGoose · 15/05/2023 09:42

X-Factor, or anything Simon Cowell/Stock Aitken and Waterman related is where my line in the sand is firmly drawn!

I'm not sure what makes these auditory monstrosities worse than Eurovision: the music is equally dreadful (albeit less identikit and formulaic in Eurovision. Every single piece of bilge by the others sounds exactly the same).

I think what makes it marginally more watchable is the unintentional humour. 'Most Haunted' was also brilliant for this! And I had tears pouring down my face at the Michael Jackson seance. Funniest thing I've seen since the Polymorph ...

X factor takes itself way to seriously.

Eurovision. Professional. But also manages not to disappear up its own arse and retains fun.

Rylan went from xfactor to Eurovision because of this exact difference.

RedToothBrush · 15/05/2023 11:05

Oh and xfactor is all about the tragic backstory. That you thankfully don't have on Eurovision

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 15/05/2023 11:49

Well I could say that about the World Cup, or Wimbledon or any of the other tedious sporting events we have to endure from time to time, but I accept that sport is important to some people so I suppose we put up with it.

But for many of us Eurovision is one of the years highlights and the fact we were hosting, well of course, there will be lots of excited coverage.

I loved it. It's interesting even on here how opinions differ on the songs and presenters. I thought Mel did OK. I thought Germanys song was awful. I voted for Austria, Switzerland, Finland, Moldova and Norway.

I thought they did an amazing job of putting on the show. I went to one of the semifinal shows and the atmosphere was fabulous.

There is an awful lot of shite on TV but Eurovision is a diamond

Perfectly expressed. There are so many entitled people - probably including many who take the endless sport programmes as 'essential' and a given - who genuinely don't seem to understand why other people should be allowed to have what they love as well - just for one week a year.

Two things guaranteed with Eurovision each year - bonkers songs and an influx of people who feel the need to tell you it's shit (but also watch the whole thing!). I hate football, so I don't watch it. Nor do I feel the need to tell everyone I hate it...

Yes, again, it's very arrogant how many people who either never watch it or do watch it, but feel the need to dismiss it as "Oh, I caught a bit whilst channel-hopping", think that their opinion is so important - any more than anybody should listen to my proclamations about the way the Premier League is run, when I don't have a clue and even less interest. Oh, all the 'experts' about how it supposedly works who then tell you they haven't seen it for 25 years - goodness, how tedious they are.

I think the staging is a large part of what lets down the UK - when the other countries have waterfalls, fire and all manner of spectacular visual displays, we have something that looks like a 1990s website. Those trumpets for James Newman the other year were so embarrassing. We massively upped the staging game for Sam Ryder last year and look what happened. Of course, it was also a great catchy song and delivered with power and energy that captured the arena.

Sad to say, beautiful young people in revealing clothing also have a big effect in success. We don't do that, which is to our credit, but also reduces our chances. Israel's entry would have been considered quite meh if it had been performed by an average-looking woman in her 40s, wearing an evening gown.

SloMo - Spain's entry last year - has had an immense amount of streams; but I wonder how many of those viewers have been truly interested in the song itself and the musical dynamics of the performance and nothing else....

Incidentally, regarding the rap bit in the middle of Mae Muller's song, does anybody know why:
A - they only seemed to play a version on the radio that excluded it;
B - she changed it to different words on the night?

CabbagePatchDole · 15/05/2023 23:16

Neededanewuserhandle · 15/05/2023 08:27

Those old songs were shit. The current ones are shit. The whole thing is shit.

😂😂

CabbagePatchDole · 16/05/2023 07:30

rainraingoawaay · 13/05/2023 22:34

Did someone keep you captive and away from the remote?!

It's glorious crap. Can't go wrong with glitter, hilarious songs and Graham Norton.

I used my remote and didn’t watch it, but it was everywhere. It almost felt as though people found it more important than the coronation (I don’t mind that at all!)

Complaining that it is shite is also fun. No one takes it that seriously so leave us to complain about it.

MrsTerryPratchett · 16/05/2023 14:56

It almost felt as though people found it more important than the coronation (I don’t mind that at all!)

Oh yes, it is vastly more important than the coronation in my house. I watched about 3 minutes of the coronation (link on here) and the whole Eurovision, plus clips and memes!

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2023 15:42

MrsTerryPratchett · 16/05/2023 14:56

It almost felt as though people found it more important than the coronation (I don’t mind that at all!)

Oh yes, it is vastly more important than the coronation in my house. I watched about 3 minutes of the coronation (link on here) and the whole Eurovision, plus clips and memes!

Eurovision IS more important than the Coronation!

The coronation was boring as fuck. Eurovision is fun and glitter.

MrsTerryPratchett · 16/05/2023 15:52

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2023 15:42

Eurovision IS more important than the Coronation!

The coronation was boring as fuck. Eurovision is fun and glitter.

The costumes are almost as batshit but the soundtrack is worse.

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2023 16:27

MrsTerryPratchett · 16/05/2023 15:52

The costumes are almost as batshit but the soundtrack is worse.

The Prince of Wales would look very fetching in a line green bolero.

Maybe it would drive up the popularity of the royal with certain demographics too.

I think it needs to be done in the interests of the country.

We could stick the Princess in Loreen's costume complete with nails.

GreenCoatOrBlue · 16/05/2023 17:08

Andrew could have been part of Croatia’s entourage.

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2023 18:42

Anne is clearly Hannah holding the entire show together.

Harry is in his Gold Lame jumpsuit throwing a strop and leaving early before the final show even starts.

UglyModernWindows · 16/05/2023 18:42

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2023 15:42

Eurovision IS more important than the Coronation!

The coronation was boring as fuck. Eurovision is fun and glitter.

@RedToothBrush Do you mean blood and glitter? Grin

MrsTerryPratchett · 16/05/2023 20:35

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2023 18:42

Anne is clearly Hannah holding the entire show together.

Harry is in his Gold Lame jumpsuit throwing a strop and leaving early before the final show even starts.

Harry is France!

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