So many questions.... so many.
Mostly about how the dog pee on the tyres is going to come into contact with your child, about how you feel when you drive over a recently deceased badger with the recently washed tyres of your second car, why you feel that the dog owners
a) are in the whatsapp group, and
b) are somehow involved in orchestrating the many times a day wheel pee fest just to spite you,
Also why you're taking it so very personally and feel that it's something that needs to be dealt with, instead of seeing it as a very very normal part of life, and the dog owners are just walking their dogs, thinking about how they need to buy some corn plasters today, and what that bloke at work meant when he said that thing in that meeting and did they forget to turn the oven off when they left the house. Not you, or your unusally clean car wheels.
Every time you go out of the house you are in contact with multiple bodily fluids, both animal and human, and you can do absolutely nothing about it.
You know that park bench you like to sit on while you watch your kids play at the park..... covered in piss. It's literally everywhere. Every shop doorway, all over the handle of your shopping trolley in Sainsburys, not to mention the hands of the barista that just went for a pee and didnt wash his hands before he made your latte. You can't scrub all that. Relax, don't send the message to the WhatsApp group. Unless you're going to put the screenshots in here, in which case do it, do it now.