Important tips we might not know.

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There are social tariffs for broadband and water if your on some benefits.
If you have Plantar Facilitis a Cortisone injection can be given free at the doctors and helps relieve the pain.
Tell us something we might not know that can help us?

And what about panda bears who are black and white?!

Buy stackable ones so they fit into the cupboard without taking too much room up.

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Brilliant!

I'm going private for a cortisone injection as my gp is fucking useless

Totally agree - once read also putting a wrist band on with contact details too if they get lost...

Also if you sign up for anything then put the company name as your middle name, e.g., Jane Amazon Smith or Susan Tesco Brown. Then if you start getting marketing calls or junk mail you will know exactly which company sold your info.

Genius!

Oh and if an evangelical religion knock on your door just smile and say you’re a Mormon/Jehovah’s witness (whatever they’re not) and watch them scarper

If you’re pregnant and go to Center Parcs you can pay £10 for a 3 hour spa session in Agua Sana. Phone to book.

I have always done this and still do now 25 years later..it really does make a big difference Christmas morning.

Just a heads up not all GP's are qualified to give cortisone injections and not all surgeries offer the service. Also if they are able to give you one in a specific area of your body that doesn't necessarily mean they are able to give you one in another area of your body! E.g a doctor that gives you one in your shoulder may not be able to give you one in your foot if needed!!

If you are being chased by a crocodile or alligator DO NOT run in a zig zag. It's not true that crocs can't run in a zig zag- they can. Just run in a straight line as fast as you can. If one grabs you poke it in the eyes hard. When it lets go, grab its snout and wrap your arm around it holding it tightly shut- you should be able to hold it shut.

<wonders how some people find these things out>

<goes to clean the turmeric off the worktop>

I haven’t read them all so apologies if this has been posted already. If you have permanent marker on a shiny surface, going over it with a dry wipe pen will get rid of it. Discovered this when my areswipe neighbour wrote ‘you are a dick’ on my car window because I parked my car outside his house instead of mine (because a car was already parked outside my house which is fine because it’s a public road and you can park anywhere 🙄)

Sharks will only attack you if you're wet. So if you're on a boat and see a shark, stay on the boat 😊

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@Riverlee panda bears have massive fat bottoms, you can just give them a shove and they will be stuck wobbling from side to side like a bobo the clown toy. Then you can run away!

I wish I'd known this 25+ years ago.
I shall share this with my children. Thank you.

Works with Nescafé Azzero tins too.
I've heard that Pringle lids might've the same.

Baby wipes remove biro from beautifully emulsioned walls. Not sure what that means for their very delicate bottoms

DH tried explaining this to me last week.
Something about the PM being quite small and quite close to the camera. 🤔
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Bulldog clips (used to hold paper together) are handy to have around. I have them in different sizes

It keeps anything in a bags like crisps fresh. You can use them to hold up your hair (when styling) or as clothes pegs. Useful when camping. And they can hold stacks of paper together when they are too thick for a stapler.

You can also stick them on bear fur or clip its nose.

Any tips for getting Sharpie pen off wallpaper?

MOURNERS. Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone.

(My favourite Viz Top Tip!).

I’d keep the dog on a short lead unless the cows were stampeding.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-54268160

Errr ... no.