Stupidest thing you have done while drunk?

Janie1962 · 15/01/2023 23:37

Skinnydipped in the North Sea in January 😫

BoJoSecretGF · 15/01/2023 23:39

I was sick in The loo but I forgot to lift the seat up,so actually I was sick on the loo.

hiddeneverythin · 15/01/2023 23:43

Can't remember 🙈

Nimbostratus100 · 15/01/2023 23:43

Not this again. Its not ok to drink yourself into stupidity, and fishing around to collect stories of other people doing it might help you convince yourself that it is ok really, but all you are doing is normalising some pretty pathetic irresponsible and immature behaviour, normally at someone elses expense

RememberNancyDrew · 15/01/2023 23:44

Well, it was the hangover the next morning. I had a 1st date with a pilot and he took me for a flight in his 2 seater plane. I threw up in his plane I was so hungover. Fairly quickly after that date, he went back to his long-term (then ex) girlfriend and asked her to marry him. I'm pretty sure she owes me a Thank you note.

loopyloutoo · 15/01/2023 23:44

Nimbostratus100 · 15/01/2023 23:43

Not this again. Its not ok to drink yourself into stupidity, and fishing around to collect stories of other people doing it might help you convince yourself that it is ok really, but all you are doing is normalising some pretty pathetic irresponsible and immature behaviour, normally at someone elses expense

🙄

MintyCedric · 15/01/2023 23:44

Driven.

Literally 300 yards round the corner from her house to mine following a blazing row with my mum right after my dad's funeral.

Which is no excuse of course but I really, really wasn't thinking straight

hiddeneverythin · 15/01/2023 23:44

@BoJoSecretGF this is reminding me of the time I felt sick but wanted to go to bed but didn't have a basin so used a colander with one of those disposable silver party platters under it instead. I did not love the chunks and liquid separation in the morning

Moobae · 16/01/2023 06:55

Threw up in a bush, ohhh how uncouth of you

Sukisal · 16/01/2023 06:58

Tried to climb a five bar gate. Got my heel caught on the top rung and flipped 180 onto the concrete yard the other side. In the morning it looked like I’d been in a bar brawl- which is to say nothing of the poor gate!

Oysterbabe · 16/01/2023 07:08

Got black out drunk and put myself in incredibly vulnerable and dangerous situations with men I didn't know.

Mummieslncorporated · 16/01/2023 07:09

Nimbostratus100 · 15/01/2023 23:43

Not this again. Its not ok to drink yourself into stupidity, and fishing around to collect stories of other people doing it might help you convince yourself that it is ok really, but all you are doing is normalising some pretty pathetic irresponsible and immature behaviour, normally at someone elses expense

There are many things that are not okay, most of which are way, way worse than doing something daft when having overindulged on an odd occasion.

If being mature equals being smug and superior, I reckon I'll stick with immature.

Whatwouldscullydo · 16/01/2023 07:11

What oyster said.

I dont get drunk any more haven't done so in a very long time. I consider myself extremely lucky that either I managed to escape something serious happening to me or that I didnt register just how awful a situation was and therfore haven't been traumatised by it.

AnyMucca · 16/01/2023 07:12

Throwing up in a bush is standard protocol.

FawnFrenchieMum · 16/01/2023 07:15

Had sex on a cash machine (because of course those things are not covered in cameras?!). That was a very young stupid version of myself.

AmazingBouncingFerret · 16/01/2023 07:15

I’ve probably done lots of stupid things (no probably about it, I definitely have!) but one of the silliest that stands out in my mind is stumbling out of the pub in my late teens and walking the wrong way up the road to get home. The reason it stands out for being so silly is because I grew up living right next door to the pub, as in just a few feet away. I managed to cover a decent distance before I wondered where my front door was.

Mamaneedsadrink · 16/01/2023 07:15

Too many to list.

In a packed club, pulled my dress up high and bent over (wearing a tiny g string) and my now DH kissed my arse ... everything went silent. Thank God people didn't really use their phones back then

JustAnotherDayWorkingAtHome · 16/01/2023 07:18

This is my friend…got on night bs in wrong direction. Realised so got off but forgot to cross rd. waited hour for next one (still wrong direction) and got on it.

Ihatepcos · 16/01/2023 07:21

TellMe67 · 15/01/2023 23:36

Threw up in a bush

Is this some sort of brag? Why start a thread like this about doing stupid things when you know fully well that throwing up really isn't at all shocking.

Mummieslncorporated · 16/01/2023 07:34

JustAnotherDayWorkingAtHome · 16/01/2023 07:18

This is my friend…got on night bs in wrong direction. Realised so got off but forgot to cross rd. waited hour for next one (still wrong direction) and got on it.

That's hilarious!

Having said that, I got on a bus going in the wrong direction when completely sober and I had a train to catch. But when I realised, I did manage to cross the road after I got off the wrong bus 😁

AllOfThemWitches · 16/01/2023 07:42

Is that it? That's not so bad! I've gone home with multiple men who were strangers to me, I can't believe how stupid I was as a regular binge drinker.

PurplePastaBake · 16/01/2023 08:01

My ex.

AlmostAJillSandwich · 16/01/2023 08:07

Honestly, i've never been drunk, never had a hangover, i think i might have gotten to the point of tipsy once. I just felt a little bit spaced out and my legs a bit wobbly when walking. In some ways im actually quite sad to not have a funny drunk story, as it's down to being crippled with OCD to the point of being housebound and not living a "normal" life and having no friends til i hit 30, by which point everyone else was past their "wild" years. One day i might try it in the safety of my own home with my partner with me, just to see what it's like.

cptartapp · 16/01/2023 08:27

Got on the back of a moped in Corfu at 18 with a Greek male I barely knew and drove off to goodness knows where, leaving my 18 year old friend alone with another Greek male.

Clarice99 · 16/01/2023 08:31

TellMe67 · 15/01/2023 23:36

Threw up in a bush

Is that it?