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For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

403 replies

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 18:53

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

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ThisIsNotThePostYourLookingFor · 05/01/2023 20:35

Absolutely as long as it was enjoyable. Think of the things you could do with that money and the security you could give your loved ones. Nobody really cares about sex tapes anymore

Kinnorafron · 05/01/2023 20:35

Ha ha ha yes - am I 60 though so it might be a bit niche in appeal.

kingtamponthefurred · 05/01/2023 20:36

No, I am not so desperate for money that I would sell my dignity for a few million, but I will pass on your offer to H and M.

Richmond212 · 05/01/2023 20:36

I'd do it for 1 mil

purpledalmation · 05/01/2023 20:36

No, but I would do a 6 part Netflix documentary

Comefromaway · 05/01/2023 20:37

For me, no. What would I want with that sort of money anyway.

But I’d be tempted for the good I could do, the charities that could benefit, peoples lives who I could change.

RosesAndHellebores · 05/01/2023 20:40

If I were 40 years younger and the man was:

Mark Darcy
Mr Darcy
Ross Poldark

Gentle, sensual and alluring whilst slowly removing my white, beautiful, cotton muslin like nightie, yes probably providing I were able to be simpering, wide eyed about love, commitment and spirituality.

Less than that. Nah.

Spaceprincess · 05/01/2023 20:40

I’d do trilogy of them for half of that.

Jellycatspyjamas · 05/01/2023 20:40

If I could chose my co-star.

SaintLoy · 05/01/2023 20:41

Christ, I'd do it for the lulz

HelloBunny · 05/01/2023 20:42

No. I don’t want the money.

MuchTooTired · 05/01/2023 20:43

For that money, hell yes I would. I have both parents and children, but I’d be loaded so could pay for top notch therapy for them 😂

tirednewmumm · 05/01/2023 20:43

Yea, my parents would be upset but would understand my reasoning and support me. That kind of money could change all our lives for the better and relieve stress of poverty. I'd give a load to charity too. Fuck feeling ashamed id be proud 🤷🏻‍♀️

Rockingcloggs · 05/01/2023 20:43

For 100 mill I'd do an entire season, a feature length special and probably a prequel.

BabyOnBoard90 · 05/01/2023 20:45

Of course. Would be the most aroused I'd be in my life fantasising about all the things I'd by.

BloodyAutocarrot · 05/01/2023 20:45

Probably, because I could do so much good with £100 mil. I don't want for much but my dream is to come (excuse the pun 😁) into a huge sum of money and then help lots of charities or set up a foundation or something. I could offset the humiliating publicity by promoting the charitable causes the money will be helping 😇

User787878787878 · 05/01/2023 20:46

Yes because it would allow me to help family members who are in dire financial straits.

HikingforScenery · 05/01/2023 20:47

Who is my co star? If my husband is, I’d do it.

LunaMay · 05/01/2023 20:55

over50andfab · 05/01/2023 19:00

With my saggy tits and arse you gotta be joking - who'd watch it!

But it's already a given that it's going to be huge. Get that money.

AllOfThemWitches · 05/01/2023 20:57

I don't know why some older posters are worried, there is definitely a market for that.

weathervane1 · 05/01/2023 20:59

Yes. Having principles is one thing but the opportunity to totally change my life and those of the people I love, plus lots of others less fortunate for what would amount to a few days work?... Of course I'd do it. I couldn't afford not to and I'd be ridiculous to think the money wouldn't make a difference. Most of us wouldn't earn even £1M in a lifetime. I'm not that proud or that daft.

Damnloginpopup · 05/01/2023 21:01

I'd suck off a town for that.

AllOfThemWitches · 05/01/2023 21:02

Damnloginpopup · 05/01/2023 21:01

I'd suck off a town for that.

Hahahaha

Brainfogmcfogface · 05/01/2023 21:02

Hell yes!

Parky04 · 05/01/2023 21:04

Yep. I would also do a sequel for free!