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For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

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pillow56 · 05/01/2023 18:53

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

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CuteAsDuck · 05/01/2023 21:06

Without a second thought.

JudgeRudy · 05/01/2023 21:07

Are you wondering or offering a contract 🤔

twothirty5th · 05/01/2023 21:08

IncompleteSenten · 05/01/2023 18:56

100 million?
Yes.
Absolutely.
Imagine the good you could do with that amount of money. I'd take one for the team.

Scooch up I'm joining ya!

torquewench · 05/01/2023 21:09

Absolutely would. I doubt anyone would want to watch a 51 year old that's not currently in her best physical shape and cba faking it any more, so it probably wouldn't get many views.

TakemedowntoPotatoCity · 05/01/2023 21:10

I could really use the money....as long as I could clear it with my nearest and dearest, I think I'd do it..

EveryLittleWish · 05/01/2023 21:11

I think I would do it, be absolutely mortified ( trust me , nobody wants to see me naked ) but I would put the money towards a good cause. That in itself is what would get me past the humiliation. I would obviously splurge on myself too…. maybe plastic surgery so I’m not recognisable 😆

StrawberryWater · 05/01/2023 21:12

For a hundred million I think I’d do anything.

With a hundred million I don’t have to care about what my friends think, I’ll just buy new ones. 😆

I wouldn’t do one for less than that.

Seriously though my sister actually did do some porno once. She was paid 5k each for the two she did. Hardly Kardashian money.

TakemedowntoPotatoCity · 05/01/2023 21:14

Let's be honest, with 100 million you could change your whole face afterwards 😆

Baconand · 05/01/2023 21:14

Oh god yes. Absolutely.

TrishM80 · 05/01/2023 21:14

Might as well be a prostitute.

girlmom21 · 05/01/2023 21:15

TrishM80 · 05/01/2023 21:14

Might as well be a prostitute.

What's the logic there?

Baconand · 05/01/2023 21:16

TrishM80 · 05/01/2023 21:14

Might as well be a prostitute.

I’d happily be a prostitute for that sort of
money. That’d be easier than the film as clients keep that quiet. Especially the Saudi market, very lucrative.

Hawkins001 · 05/01/2023 21:18

pillow56 · 05/01/2023 20:14

Quite possible, especially with medicine these days. Worth a try, worst is the snake goes zzzzzz

I was thinking more along the lines of some hard illegal drugs, not your standard valium. Something that would gave you euphoria and relaxed so you'd be oblivious to the camera watching you shagging and the 50 crew members walking around...

Nah, personally I would want full situational awareness, and 100% legal medical stimulants etc, with a medic on standby. The camera wouldn't faze me, it's making sure I could perform that would matter the most.

SweetSenorita · 05/01/2023 21:38

No. I neither need, nor want, £100m.

SocksAndTheCity · 05/01/2023 21:39

TrishM80 · 05/01/2023 21:14

Might as well be a prostitute.

And? I'm not sure what your point is, not that I'd care with 100 million in the bank.

Actually I don't even care right now when I don't come to think of it, since it's likely to be some tired old variation of 'I would never willingly have sex with somebody for payment therefore nobody else should either, and anyone who would must be broken and wrong' Hmm

copperbutton · 05/01/2023 21:39

I would have happily risen to the occasion when I was young beautiful and with a beautiful body. I'd probably be reminiscing about my porn video right now if I'd done one when I was about 18-25 ha! Right now though I reckon people would pay not to watch me naked near anything other than a big thick duvet.

Jazamataz · 05/01/2023 21:47

Yep, absolutely.

I’d take out a loan first to sort out the saggy tits and a tummy tuck and rent an island for a while after until people forget about it.

Dutchesss · 05/01/2023 21:49

Yes, and I would do it for a lot less.

I'm sure my family and friends wouldn't watch it and my two children already give away the fact that I'm no longer a virgin, so there's nothing really shaming about it. But £100 million would be worth the shame anyway.

StoneofDestiny · 05/01/2023 21:50

No - never

Divebar2021 · 05/01/2023 21:50

I’m an overweight 52 year old but I bet someone would enjoy watching me if I kept it real. There’s so much amateur porn out there it would be indistinguishable immediately.

SallyWD · 05/01/2023 22:12

Nope. I'm really not that fussed about being a millionaire. Financial security yes but what matters to me is health and happiness.

jollyrogering · 05/01/2023 22:13

Yes, in a heartbeat. Do people really not understand how much you could do for your own life and others with 100 million quid?

I'd probably do it for two million since, off the top of my head, that would probably be enough for me to retire comfortably on.

jackstini · 05/01/2023 22:16

No - because I would lose dh and I don't want that

However - Thinking on another angle now:

Principle wise - would it be completely selfish to refuse?

You could probably build a hospital with that, or do something else incredible

Can I say my reputation/life/happiness is more important than hundreds of other people who could be helped..?

BraveGoldie · 05/01/2023 22:47

Absolutely- as long as I was confident everybody involved was happy to be involved.

Why?

  1. I'm comfortable and confident in my (far from perfect) body, so wouldn't mind it being seen, and it might help champion older, more natural bodies in big budget porn!
  2. I love sex with lots of people and think filming would be fun!
  3. I'd suggest to my mum she shouldn't watch, but if she did, oh well. My friends love me anyway. My work colleagues... well I'd give up work, so don't care!
  4. I could do a lot of good by giving away 80+ million.
  5. I'd love to be rich with the leftovers! Grin
TeaPlsBob · 05/01/2023 22:52

Nope.

I don’t watch porn but think it’s so common people are desensitised and it’s not the taboo thing it once was. In that way people are perhaps less judgy. I couldn’t do it for a variety of reasons, one being it’s out there forever and who knows who’s watching it afterwards.

My ancestors of 100 years ago are barely on photos and just a grave stone. I’m not sure about leaving a porno legacy for my great gran kids to watch let alone all the rest of the digital footprint.