For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

[pillow56]

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

I would. Then I'd spend a couple of million on plastic surgery so no one recognised me.

Yes!! Me and my family would then become the working class, council estate Kardashian’s 😍

I'd do it. So long as my co-star(s) didn't have any STDs. Easy to buy off teen kids with expensive merch and my dh would be cheering on the sidelines as 100m = nobody in the family ever needs to work again.

No I wouldn‘t, my husband would probably do it for a packet of crisps though.

Hahah it’s not a bad plan

I'd do it for £2.99 and a Greggs bacon roll

"""

🤣😍

Twist my arm

Am I allowed surgery beforehand?

Me and my family would then become the working class, council estate Kardashian’s

Now that's a series I'd watch

Somewhere gritty like Barnsley

The idea that anyone would be interested in seeing me in a porno is entirely absurd, but I absolutely would do it for a genuinely life-changing amount of money, and it wouldn’t take £100m.

Hell yes.

Am I allowed surgery beforehand

nope you are very much you for the duration of the film and its promotion and open to the fact that you are Sarah from Brixton, no surgery etc allowed or masks etc.

After the films promotion you can get your face cut off if you want.

Probably.

The idea that anyone would be interested in seeing me in a porno is entirely absurd

I think to most people the idea of strangers isn't as bad as the fact that people they know would watch it. There is that voyeurism element too, even if you aren't attractive people you know would still want to see you in it and could access it today easier today than ever with the internet. It's not like they have to go to a video store.

Oh I absolutely would and for a lot less than that. Truthfully if there was a market for a fat, tattooed 30 year old it would probably be my job already.

I reckon I'd make a good pornstar and all my straight male friends and acquaintances would have to pretend they didn't watch it.

Yes! There's not a lot I wouldn't do for £100 million

Yep! And for a lot less to be honest!

Yup- then move somewhere very, very, very remote 🤣

I was going to say Yes, but then I read that I'd have to go on Oprah and I just can't 😄.

Yes Yes!! Yes!!! But at 73 I realize that granny fanny is a bit of a niche market

In a heartbeat

Yes

ive been watched I enjoyed it

Of course I would and for a lot less too.

TBH i'd do it for a million...could happily live off that without worry for the rest of my life

Yes, of course.